Attendant Helps Land Plane After Pilot Is Sedated, Restrained During Breakdown

[longam]

In the middle of the ocean is not a good place to go wacko.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,455064,00.html

[SteamWake]

the co-pilot began talking in a "rambling and disjointed" manner, took another nap,

Hell that seems like a normal day to me :p

More weird mid flight stuff... Blind pilot lands plane sucessfully.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27600521/

[MothBalls]

That' sad. Glad everyone was safe.

It happens, from pilots to presidents. Unfortunate that the pilot will probably never fly again. If he was a president, he could still get re-elected.

[Skybird]

Originally Posted by SteamWake

the co-pilot began talking in a "rambling and disjointed" manner,

He probably got his copy of the latest RyanAir charity calendar.

Enjoy, don't start babbling.
http://www.spiegel.de/fotostrecke/fo...Article=590288

Now, can you still articulate clearly...?



http://www.spiegel.de/international/...590288,00.html

According to the paper, the airline has reacted to the brouhaha by stating: "Ryanair will continue to defend the right of girls to take their clothes off, particularly when it is for charity."

Ryanair CEO Michael O'Leary has been infamous for his machismo in the past. At a press conference in Düsseldorf earlier this year, his local spokeswoman choked on her glass of water as her boss announced that his company's planned trans-Atlantic flights would include €10 economy class seats and a business class complete with "beds and blowjobs." To avoid a PR meltdown, the company's marketing department later clarified that "beds and blowjobs" was just English slang for luxury service.

[FIREWALL]

Originally Posted by MothBalls

That' sad. Glad everyone was safe.

It happens, from pilots to presidents. Unfortunate that the pilot will probably never fly again. If he was a president, he could still get re-elected.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

@ SKYBIRD That link is going into my Favorites. :p

[jpm1]

that's why one day commercial flghts'll get unmanned . Just hope the guy'll recover soon

[FIREWALL]

Originally Posted by jpm1

that's why one day commercial flghts'll get unmanned . Just hope the guy'll recover soon

When that happens I hope I have my own Hover Car ala JETSONS :rotfl:

[wireman]

Originally Posted by jpm1

that's why one day commercial flghts'll get unmanned . Just hope the guy'll recover soon

No, that's not why. It's all about the money.

[August]

Originally Posted by jpm1

that's why one day commercial flghts'll get unmanned

That's the day I stop flying. No robot is going to haul my butt through the sky at 30,000ft...

[FIREWALL]

Originally Posted by FIREWALL

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

@ SKYBIRD That link is going into my Favorites. :p

And these Dykes are just jealous http://www.spiegel.de/international/...590288,00.html

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by August

That's the day I stop flying. No robot is going to haul my butt through the sky at 30,000ft...

Old joke:

"Welcome aboard the first of our new computer-controlled unmanned flights. We want to rest assured that now we've eliminated the chance of human error your trip is guaranteed to be one hundred percent safe. Absolutely nothing can go wrong...can go wrong...can go wrong..."

[Sailor Steve]

Oh, and I think that flight attendant needs to be considered for the airline's flight school. Good job she did.

[wireman]

Aisle donkey to flight deck- that's a good one.:rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Old joke:

"Welcome aboard the first of our new computer-controlled unmanned flights. We want to rest assured that now we've eliminated the chance of human error your trip is guaranteed to be one hundred percent safe. Absolutely nothing can go wrong...can go wrong...can go wrong..."

LOL

[Etienne]

Surely you can't be serious.