It's been proven, drinking makes you more attractive...

TarJak · 08-15-08, 06:59 PM

Just get your friends to put their beer goggles on:

http://www.smh.com.au/news/relations...307075681.html

Monica Lewinsky · 08-15-08, 08:53 PM

http://learnabit.homeserver.com/lab/It's_a_man_thing.wmv

Platapus · 08-16-08, 06:48 AM

Man: You are ugly

Woman: You are drunk

Man: But I will be sober in the morning

With a tip of the hat to Winston

Platapus · 08-16-08, 06:50 AM

Do you know the difference between a pretty woman and a ugly woman?

A pretty woman make us buy beer

A ugly woman makes us drink beer - Al Bundy

Jimbuna · 08-16-08, 10:06 AM

Middle-aged woman looks in the mirror. "God, I look old, fat and ugly," she says to her hubby, "pay me a compliment, dear."

Hubby says, "your fecking eyesight's good!"

STEED · 08-16-08, 03:58 PM

Lots of booze and you will need a small blue pill to..........

The joy of waking up in some womens vomit who then charges you for a jolly night and your next stop the clap clinic.

Jimbuna · 08-17-08, 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by STEED

Lots of booze and you will need a small blue pill to..........

The joy of waking up in some womens vomit who then charges you for a jolly night and your next stop the clap clinic.

That reminds me of a saying:

"I've never been to bed with a dog in my life....but I've woke up with a few"

Sailor Steve · 08-17-08, 12:09 PM

Willie Nelson: "I never went to bed with an ugly woman, but I've sure woken up with a few".
-I Went To Bed At Two With A Ten And Woke Up At Ten With A Two

08-15-08, 06:59 PM	#1
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	It's been proven, drinking makes you more attractive... Just get your friends to put their beer goggles on: http://www.smh.com.au/news/relations...307075681.html

08-15-08, 08:53 PM	#2
Monica Lewinsky Grey Wolf Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 845 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	http://learnabit.homeserver.com/lab/It's_a_man_thing.wmv __________________ Sink them all!

08-16-08, 06:48 AM	#3
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,360 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Man: You are ugly Woman: You are drunk Man: But I will be sober in the morning With a tip of the hat to Winston __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

08-16-08, 06:50 AM	#4
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,360 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Do you know the difference between a pretty woman and a ugly woman? A pretty woman make us buy beer A ugly woman makes us drink beer - Al Bundy __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

08-16-08, 10:06 AM	#5
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Middle-aged woman looks in the mirror. "God, I look old, fat and ugly," she says to her hubby, "pay me a compliment, dear." Hubby says, "your fecking eyesight's good!" __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

08-16-08, 03:58 PM	#6
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Lots of booze and you will need a small blue pill to.......... The joy of waking up in some womens vomit who then charges you for a jolly night and your next stop the clap clinic. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

08-17-08, 12:09 PM	#8
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Willie Nelson: "I never went to bed with an ugly woman, but I've sure woken up with a few". -I Went To Bed At Two With A Ten And Woke Up At Ten With A Two __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo