Not suspicious at all

Letum · 07-16-08, 06:51 PM

This is a non-suspicious incident thats not suspicious at all.

Just to make sure you know, there is nothing suspicious at all about a man being
decapitated by a chainsaw in a empty flat; the lack of suspicion is mentioned
several times.

The non-suspicious incident was so non-suspicious that the person who called the
police in reported it as a non-suspicious incident.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/h...re/7505443.stm

I would just like to remind you that there is nothing suspicious going on here.

stabiz · 07-16-08, 06:53 PM

"Suspicious" is a very hard word to type for my Norwegian brain. (I had to check your post for spelling at least twice)

Letum · 07-16-08, 06:55 PM

Reminds me of the 1996 Darwin award winner:

Quote:

Some men will got to extraordinary lengths to prove how macho they are. Frenchman Pierre Pumpille recently shunted a stationary car two feet by headbutting it. "Women thought I was a god," he explained from his hospital bed.
Deity or not, however, Pumpille is a veritable girl's blouse compared to Polish farmer Krystof Azninski, who staked a strong claim to being Europe's most macho man by cutting off his own head in 1995. Azninski, 30, had been drinking with friends when it was suggested they strip naked and play some "men's games". Initially they hit each other over the head with frozen turnips, but then one man upped the ante by seizing a chainsaw and cutting off the end of his foot. Not to be outdone, Azninski grabbed the saw and, shouting "Watch this then," he swung at his own head and chopped it off.
"It's funny," said one companion, "when he was young he put on his sister's underwear. But he died like a man."

rifleman13 · 07-16-08, 09:14 PM

It's hard to imagine someone committing suicide by a chainsaw. :hmm:

There are more less painful ways to go but the police here, IMHO, are either part of it or just ignorant of the facts.

Skybird · 07-17-08, 03:20 AM

Technically maybe possible, but hard to believe.

Platapus · 07-17-08, 05:22 AM

The death may have been accidental. Stupid people do stupid things with chain saws.

My question is: Was there any indication of any foul play at the scene? The article leaves out a lot of information that prevents us from forming an intelligent opinion of what happened.

Raptor1 · 07-17-08, 05:25 AM

Highly unsuspicious

Did they examine the chainsaw?

mrbeast · 07-17-08, 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Letum

I would just like to remind you that there is nothing suspicious going on here.

Indeed......move along, move along there........nothing to see here........what?....You never seen a guy cut his own head off with a chainsaw before?.......move along, move along I say........!

StdDev · 07-17-08, 07:51 AM

Did they question the chain saw? :hmm:

Schroeder · 07-17-08, 10:14 AM

Yeah, but it had an alibi.

Jimbuna · 07-17-08, 10:17 AM

Apparently it claimed it 'saw' nothing.

VipertheSniper · 07-17-08, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

Apparently it claimed it 'saw' nothing.

Badoom-tish

Letum · 07-17-08, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

Apparently it claimed it 'saw' nothing.

Jimbuna · 07-18-08, 03:40 AM

07-16-08, 06:51 PM	#1
Letum Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: York - UK Posts: 6,079 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	Not suspicious at all This is a non-suspicious incident thats not suspicious at all. Just to make sure you know, there is nothing suspicious at all about a man being decapitated by a chainsaw in a empty flat; the lack of suspicion is mentioned several times. The non-suspicious incident was so non-suspicious that the person who called the police in reported it as a non-suspicious incident. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/h...re/7505443.stm I would just like to remind you that there is nothing suspicious going on here. __________________

07-16-08, 06:53 PM	#2
stabiz Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Norway Posts: 4,224 Downloads: 14 Uploads: 0	"Suspicious" is a very hard word to type for my Norwegian brain. (I had to check your post for spelling at least twice) __________________

07-17-08, 03:20 AM	#5
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,647 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Technically maybe possible, but hard to believe. __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

07-17-08, 05:22 AM	#6
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,375 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	The death may have been accidental. Stupid people do stupid things with chain saws. My question is: Was there any indication of any foul play at the scene? The article leaves out a lot of information that prevents us from forming an intelligent opinion of what happened. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

07-17-08, 05:25 AM	#7
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Highly unsuspicious Did they examine the chainsaw? __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

07-16-08, 09:14 PM	#4
rifleman13 Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2008 Location: Depth-charged to Kingdom Come Posts: 927 Downloads: 28 Uploads: 0	It's hard to imagine someone committing suicide by a chainsaw. :hmm: There are more less painful ways to go but the police here, IMHO, are either part of it or just ignorant of the facts.

07-17-08, 07:51 AM	#9
StdDev Legend of the Sea Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: the Great Wet North Posts: 635 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Did they question the chain saw? :hmm:

07-17-08, 10:14 AM	#10
Schroeder Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Banana Republic of Germany Posts: 6,170 Downloads: 62 Uploads: 0	Yeah, but it had an alibi.

07-17-08, 10:17 AM	#11
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,592 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Apparently it claimed it 'saw' nothing. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-18-08, 03:40 AM	#14
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,592 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	__________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!