A Song to use on the wife of a subsimmer

Kapitan_Phillips · 03-13-08, 12:07 PM

Hands off, dont touch
Thats the ballast key
I dont ask for much
So dont sink me

I know its fun
To play around
Where's my gun
I just ran aground

I love you baby
You know by now
But I'm in the navy
Ship off the bow

What the hell
Did you press?
I hear a bell
You best confess

Wait a sec
There's a plane
All hands on deck?
You're insane

You're a treasure trove
You know what to do
My boat just dove
So I love you!

Frau_Phillips · 03-13-08, 12:44 PM

Dowly · 03-13-08, 01:08 PM

Get A Room!

Jimbuna · 03-13-08, 01:17 PM

Better still.....share the captains bunk

STEED · 03-13-08, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dowly

Get A Room!

Could this be a declaration of war. :hmm:

Or

Respenus · 03-13-08, 01:29 PM

No offence meant to the Phillips couple, yet I do agree with Dowly, even though he might have said it with a tad of sarcasm, I stay wholeheartedly behind what I'm going to say.

The forums, or any other kind of online contact that involves more people that the person meant to receive the kind post, should be RID of all such things. If you both have internet, use Skype or some kind of messenger. If you want your "thing" to be "public", then please, find a more appropriate spot.

Kapitan_Phillips · 03-13-08, 02:02 PM

Its aimed at the general Subsim community, not just at Frau_Phillips, thus the thread title.

If I'd wanted to send her something I'd use PM or MSN.

Respenus · 03-13-08, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

Its aimed at the general Subsim community, not just at Frau_Phillips, thus the thread title.

If I'd wanted to send her something I'd use PM or MSN.

I understand, yet... You last line in the first post. My arguments fly towards that.

Kapitan_Phillips · 03-13-08, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Respenus

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

Its aimed at the general Subsim community, not just at Frau_Phillips, thus the thread title.

If I'd wanted to send her something I'd use PM or MSN.

I understand, yet... You last line in the first post. My arguments fly towards that.

Yeah, that was personal, but the main body of the post wasnt specific to her.

It'd be like me putting

"Here, Respenus, have a beer" at the end of this

Respenus · 03-13-08, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

Quote:

Originally Posted by Respenus

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

Its aimed at the general Subsim community, not just at Frau_Phillips, thus the thread title.

If I'd wanted to send her something I'd use PM or MSN.

I understand, yet... You last line in the first post. My arguments fly towards that.

Yeah, that was personal, but the main body of the post wasnt specific to her.

It'd be like me putting

"Here, Respenus, have a beer" at the end of this

I musn't blame you, as you do not know me, yet among those who do, what you just said would have started a tirade on how I'm against alcohol and how people shouldn't drink and that is distrupts the moral fiber of our society.

Because you don't know me, I'll forgive you. I did get the point though. I'll take that cup of water you were offering earlier, RIGHT?!

AVGWarhawk · 03-13-08, 03:12 PM

I thought that line was part of KP's sig:hmm:. Shows what I know. Hmmmmm.....I did not know professing love for someone in a public forum would draw attention like this. Odd....

Kapitan_Phillips · 03-13-08, 03:13 PM

Ah but is it half full....or half empty? :hmm::rotfl:

Frau_Phillips · 03-13-08, 03:40 PM

I know you're devoted KP, but it is a tad embarrassing to start a whole thread about it.
I'm just such a shy thing XP

Dowly · 03-13-08, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Hmmmmm.....I did not know professing love for someone in a public forum would draw attention like this. Odd....

Welcome to SubSim. :rotfl:

Kapitan_Phillips · 03-13-08, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frau_Phillips

I know you're devoted KP, but it is a tad embarrassing to start a whole thread about it.
I'm just such a shy thing XP

This wasnt a thread devoted to it. No doubt such creative means will be useful to all the other guys on here who have wives and partners :p

03-13-08, 12:07 PM	#1
Kapitan_Phillips Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Swansea Posts: 3,903 Downloads: 204 Uploads: 0	A Song to use on the wife of a subsimmer Hands off, dont touch Thats the ballast key I dont ask for much So dont sink me I know its fun To play around Where's my gun I just ran aground I love you baby You know by now But I'm in the navy Ship off the bow What the hell Did you press? I hear a bell You best confess Wait a sec There's a plane All hands on deck? You're insane You're a treasure trove You know what to do My boat just dove So I love you! __________________ Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into. Last edited by Kapitan_Phillips; 03-13-08 at 03:54 PM.

03-13-08, 12:44 PM	#2
Frau_Phillips Machinist's Mate Join Date: May 2007 Location: The wrong side of the ocean Posts: 122 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	__________________

03-13-08, 01:17 PM	#4
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Better still.....share the captains bunk __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-13-08, 01:29 PM	#6
Respenus Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,169 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	No offence meant to the Phillips couple, yet I do agree with Dowly, even though he might have said it with a tad of sarcasm, I stay wholeheartedly behind what I'm going to say. The forums, or any other kind of online contact that involves more people that the person meant to receive the kind post, should be RID of all such things. If you both have internet, use Skype or some kind of messenger. If you want your "thing" to be "public", then please, find a more appropriate spot. __________________

03-13-08, 02:02 PM	#7
Kapitan_Phillips Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Swansea Posts: 3,903 Downloads: 204 Uploads: 0	Its aimed at the general Subsim community, not just at Frau_Phillips, thus the thread title. If I'd wanted to send her something I'd use PM or MSN. __________________ Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.

03-13-08, 01:08 PM	#3
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,052 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	Get A Room!

03-13-08, 03:12 PM	#11
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	I thought that line was part of KP's sig:hmm:. Shows what I know. Hmmmmm.....I did not know professing love for someone in a public forum would draw attention like this. Odd.... __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

03-13-08, 03:13 PM	#12
Kapitan_Phillips Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Swansea Posts: 3,903 Downloads: 204 Uploads: 0	Ah but is it half full....or half empty? :hmm::rotfl: __________________ Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.

03-13-08, 03:40 PM	#13
Frau_Phillips Machinist's Mate Join Date: May 2007 Location: The wrong side of the ocean Posts: 122 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I know you're devoted KP, but it is a tad embarrassing to start a whole thread about it. I'm just such a shy thing XP __________________