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Old 01-28-08, 09:36 PM   #1
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Default You know you have a good lass when..

You voice apprehension about a Silent Hunter 4 mission, saying "Its going to need all I have"

And she replies "Just aswell you're the best"


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Old 01-28-08, 10:25 PM   #2
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You voice apprehension about a Silent Hunter 4 mission, saying "Its going to need all I have"

And she replies "Just aswell you're the best"


Aren't you married yet? Crud - get it over with already!

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Old 01-28-08, 10:28 PM   #3
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Old 01-28-08, 10:30 PM   #4
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My wife just walks in, distracts me, or on rare occasions tries to destroy my sub !
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Old 01-28-08, 10:34 PM   #5
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My wife just walks in, distracts me, or on rare occasions tries to destroy my sub !
Hey - that sounds familiar! It's a conspiracy.

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Do I hear wedding bells?
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Old 01-28-08, 10:37 PM   #7
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My wife just walks in, distracts me, or on rare occasions tries to destroy my sub !

Hey - that sounds familiar! It's a conspiracy.

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To make matters worse, she's learned that C=Crash Dive and S=Surface !!! And she always somehow times it so I'm either sneaking into a heavily defended harbor, or when I'm being circled by destroyers.

Also.. My U-boat's torpedoes will go fireing off in random directions when she's around too for some reason.

I'll step out of the room for a minute to get a sandwich or something and suddenly from the next room, I'll hear giggling and "ALARRRRRRRRRM !!!!!!"
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My wife just walks in, distracts me, or on rare occasions tries to destroy my sub !

Hey - that sounds familiar! It's a conspiracy.

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To make matters worse, she's learned that C=Crash Dive and S=Surface !!! And she always somehow times it so I'm either sneaking into a heavily defended harbor, or when I'm being circled by destroyers.

Also.. My U-boat's torpedoes will go fireing off in random directions when she's around too for some reason.

I'll step out of the room for a minute to get a sandwich or something and suddenly from the next room, I'll hear giggling and "ALARRRRRRRRRM !!!!!!"
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Let it be known you aren't the only one to deal with this problem!!!
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Old 01-29-08, 03:52 AM   #9
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Well I have a good lass too she...

oh wait, no I don't, all I have is my books and my coursework! Grrrr!!
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@Blacklight: :rotfl: Ouch...thats gotta be hard

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Old 01-29-08, 06:59 AM   #11
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Do I hear wedding bells?

I hope so
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Old 01-29-08, 08:18 AM   #12
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Yea my wife is the same, I'm in a dogfight in IL-2 just about to nail someone and my wife starts asking me questions like the best place to hang a picture, or what to have for tea tomorrow...

Then she asks "oh am I annoying you?" duh
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Old 01-29-08, 08:37 AM   #13
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Noticed the same kind of things mentioned here. Once thing that my wife is perfect at is her timing. Doesn't matter if I am within seconds of launching a torp at a freighter in the beginning of my convoy attack or if I am trying to listen to some important dialogue on the tv. She always manages to break my concentration or distract me at the worst time.

Yet when she watches some soapie or drama on the box she's completely in the zone and I stand no chance of distracting her let alone getting her attention. FIRE, FIRE! Nope, that doesn't work either.
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Yea my wife is the same, I'm in a dogfight in IL-2 just about to nail someone and my wife starts asking me questions like the best place to hang a picture, or what to have for tea tomorrow...

Then she asks "oh am I annoying you?" duh
was that the reason you stalled that mig in our sunday night dogfight?

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Old 01-29-08, 09:21 AM   #15
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You voice apprehension about a Silent Hunter 4 mission, saying "Its going to need all I have"

And she replies "Just aswell you're the best"


Ahh puppy love aint it great You mos well lapp it up mate while ya still can, 20yrs from now she'll be telling you to get your ass down stairs and do the fecking dishes! :rotfl:

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