Names! :)

SUBMAN1 · 01-18-08, 11:26 AM

A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man, standing alone. She approached him.

"My name is Carmen," she told him.

"That's a beautiful name," he replied, "Is it a family name?"

"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most -- cars and men."

"What's your name?" she asked.

He said, "Bob Titsenbeer."

antikristuseke · 01-18-08, 11:36 AM

Have heard the same joke, but then the guy was named Beer F#ck

Biggles · 01-18-08, 01:05 PM

Talking about jokes....

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

This is, apparently, the funniest joke in the world...

http://edition.cnn.com/2002/TECH/sci...joke.funniest/

Otherwise, for more research:

01-18-08, 11:26 AM	#1
SUBMAN1 Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 11,866 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Names! :) A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man, standing alone. She approached him. "My name is Carmen," she told him. "That's a beautiful name," he replied, "Is it a family name?" "No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most -- cars and men." "What's your name?" she asked. He said, "Bob Titsenbeer." __________________

01-18-08, 01:05 PM	#3
Biggles Silent Hunter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Sweden (I'm not a Viking...) Posts: 3,529 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Talking about jokes.... Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?" This is, apparently, the funniest joke in the world... http://edition.cnn.com/2002/TECH/sci...joke.funniest/ Otherwise, for more research: __________________

01-18-08, 11:36 AM	#2
antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	Have heard the same joke, but then the guy was named Beer F#ck