Translation please

StdDev · 01-14-08, 03:50 PM

A Scotsman, walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.

The Scotsman shouts " Haw, ya bampot. Yon's fu' o' coos' keech " (Don't drink the water, it's full of cow poo.)

The man shouts back "I'm English. Speak English; I don't understand you".

The Scotsman shouts back "Use both hands, you'll get more in."

STEED · 01-14-08, 04:05 PM

On behalf of England..........

UP YOURS YOU CHEEKY SOD.

AVGWarhawk · 01-14-08, 04:07 PM

Meaning if he cups his two hands together he will drink more of the cow poo. I saw this joke a day or so ago. The joke I read contained two types of people who disliked each other so one was offering up a better way for the other to drink more of the cow poo.

Tchocky · 01-14-08, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Meaning if he cups his two hands together he will drink more of the cow poo. I saw this joke a day or so ago. The joke I read contained two types of people who disliked each other so one was offering up a better way for the other to drink more of the cow poo.

Either you're double-bluffing or you've misunderstood the title

AVGWarhawk · 01-14-08, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Tchocky

Quote:

Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Meaning if he cups his two hands together he will drink more of the cow poo. I saw this joke a day or so ago. The joke I read contained two types of people who disliked each other so one was offering up a better way for the other to drink more of the cow poo.

Either you're double-bluffing or you've misunderstood the title

One can only wonder

STEED · 01-14-08, 04:15 PM

What about

?

Is this the famous double bluff?

StdDev · 01-14-08, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

On behalf of England..........

UP YOURS YOU CHEEKY SOD.

REALLY!!???? you're not just sayin that are ya? :p

lesrae · 01-14-08, 04:18 PM

As a kid in Scotland, an Uncle of mine used to get us to say (spelt phonetically):

'Err a per o per on a fler oer er.'

It doesn't mean much, but sounds good - any ideas?

STEED · 01-14-08, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by StdDev

Quote:

Originally Posted by STEED

On behalf of England..........

UP YOURS YOU CHEEKY SOD.

REALLY!!???? you're not just sayin that are ya? :p

Are Psychological warfare, bug

r.

Tchocky · 01-14-08, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

What about

?

Is this the famous double bluff?

That green b*stard has been following me around all day!

*kicks the internet*

STEED · 01-14-08, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Tchocky

Quote:

Originally Posted by STEED

What about

?

Is this the famous double bluff?

That green b*stard has been following me around all day!

*kicks the internet*

Lol :rotfl:

Sailor Steve · 01-14-08, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

On behalf of England..........

UP YOURS YOU CHEEKY SOD.

And the master of the witty retort strikes again.

Kapitan_Phillips · 01-14-08, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by lesrae

As a kid in Scotland, an Uncle of mine used to get us to say (spelt phonetically):

'Err a per o per on a fler oer er.'

It doesn't mean much, but sounds good - any ideas?

I believe that means "Fund our police force, oh mighty English"

STEED · 01-15-08, 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Quote:

Originally Posted by STEED

On behalf of England..........

UP YOURS YOU CHEEKY SOD.

And the master of the witty retort strikes again.

I learned it all from the master. The one and only one, Steve the king of kings.

Jimbuna · 01-15-08, 08:38 AM

Just remember why Hadrians Wall was built

01-14-08, 03:50 PM	#1
StdDev Legend of the Sea Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: the Great Wet North Posts: 635 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Translation please A Scotsman, walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand. The Scotsman shouts " Haw, ya bampot. Yon's fu' o' coos' keech " (Don't drink the water, it's full of cow poo.) The man shouts back "I'm English. Speak English; I don't understand you". The Scotsman shouts back "Use both hands, you'll get more in."

01-14-08, 04:05 PM	#2
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	On behalf of England.......... UP YOURS YOU CHEEKY SOD. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

01-14-08, 04:07 PM	#3
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,261 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Meaning if he cups his two hands together he will drink more of the cow poo. I saw this joke a day or so ago. The joke I read contained two types of people who disliked each other so one was offering up a better way for the other to drink more of the cow poo. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

01-14-08, 04:15 PM	#6
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	What about ? Is this the famous double bluff? __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

01-15-08, 08:38 AM	#15
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,552 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Just remember why Hadrians Wall was built __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-14-08, 04:18 PM	#8
lesrae Grey Wolf Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Somerset, UK. Posts: 932 Downloads: 31 Uploads: 0	As a kid in Scotland, an Uncle of mine used to get us to say (spelt phonetically): 'Err a per o per on a fler oer er.' It doesn't mean much, but sounds good - any ideas?