Is there an X-Files marathon on or something?

[Takeda Shingen]

.....because this forum has been all 'One World Government this' and 'conspiracy that' for the past week. This is ridiculous, because everyone knows that the Greys are behind it all, but that doesn't matter because the Mayan Long Count Calendar ends in 2012, and we're all going to die at that time anyway.

Problems solved.

[Kapitan_Phillips]

The last thing we want is another political debate.


Thread closed.




The Management

[Takeda Shingen]

Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

Thread closed.

I don't type 'thread closed.' I just type 'closed.' Get it right.

The Management

[Oberon]

Don't Trust Anyone!!

[SteminDemon13]

Well, that was my first poll, so I asked the question that was on my mind for a while and some insight.
If you are really angry we can settle this outside, i mean, what the hell, all I did was post a post man, you wanna fight?:rotfl: I'll be the guy in the greasy outfit with the burner barrel on his shoulder, but if you prefer I can dress as a Hulkamaniac.

Your Favorite Pit Snipe

[Takeda Shingen]

Yes, I am that angry about it and, yes, I would like to fight you. Regarding the outfit, the burner barrel is far too cliche, and the Hulkster get-up is so 80's. I was hoping for a James Dean-style denim/tee shirt/leather jacket combination, but I think that it would clash with the maroon smoking jacket that I plan on wearing.

Also, could you style your hair in a pompadour? It would help me get in the spirit of the brawl. We also need a girl in a cheerleader outfit to hysterically cry my name and sob as you beat me senseless, but first we need to practice our pirouettes. It made the guys from West Side look really tough.

[STEED]

You good folk carry on, I'm to busy breaking wind on behalf of Prince Philip.

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by STEED

You good folk carry on, I'm to busy breaking wind on behalf of Prince Philip.

LOL

[SteminDemon13]

Originally Posted by Takeda Shingen

Yes, I am that angry about it and, yes, I would like to fight you. Regarding the outfit, the burner barrel is far too cliche, and the Hulkster get-up is so 80's. I was hoping for a James Dean-style denim/tee shirt/leather jacket combination, but I think that it would clash with the maroon smoking jacket that I plan on wearing.

Also, could you style your hair in a pompadour? It would help me get in the spirit of the brawl. We also need a girl in a cheerleader outfit to hysterically cry my name and sob as you beat me senseless, but first we need to practice our pirouettes. It made the guys from West Side look really tough.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: . You made my day.

Well, I dont have a denim tee. I have a leather jacket though. I mean, I could just wear jeans, a white tee shirt, slap some olive oil in my hair and roll my lucky strikes in my sleeve. Would that work? About the girl, hell yeah
as we are fighting and you are then lying in a mess of trash cans I start snapping my fingers and singing a song, suddenly my cigarettes drop on the floor and I realize, $h*t... these aren't 1950's prices any more and why in the hell I am making a musical out of the damn fight, so I go to pick the cigarettes up. As I am bending down to pick up my $3.45 pack of cigarettes the girl that is watching is trying to yell something to me rediculously slow and I turn and give her the yo, WTF are you doing look, and I get kicked in the head by you, fall backwards and hit my head on the tailfin of my 63 Cadillac and am therefore knocked out. Realizing I may have a concussion, you and the girl run towards me, then you trip over the pack of cigarettes and hit your head on the fin as well. The day turns to night and we both wake up with headaches, we strangely both utter "$h*t man, you alright? I check my pockets and ask you if you took my wallet while I was out, you say no and check your pockets, strangely your wallet is gone too. We both look at each other and simultainiosly utter "THAT B*!CH" I come to the conclusion, if your not careful, cigarettes and women will eventually kill you. (you then look at me like I am some kind of fool) and say....it took you this long to figure it out? I then say, "to hell with all of this lets go get me some Cigarettes, and then we can find us some girls too". You cordially agree

The End..................or is it?

[Kapitan_Phillips]

Originally Posted by Takeda Shingen

Regarding the outfit, the burner barrel is far too cliche, and the Hulkster get-up is so 80's.

'taker owns Hogan.

[SteminDemon13]

Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

'taker owns Hogan.

Taker owns his grave and urn, but not Hogan. Both of them are on my favorite list though, cant forget the MACHO MAN, SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM! Hulkamania forever!!!

[TteFAboB]

Originally Posted by Takeda Shingen

.....because this forum has been all 'One World Government this' and 'conspiracy that' for the past week. This is ridiculous, because everyone knows that the Greys are behind it all, but that doesn't matter because the Mayan Long Count Calendar ends in 2012, and we're all going to die at that time anyway.

Problems solved.

It doesn't work like that, it works like Obama's rhetoric:

Obama is blackmailing the American people into voting for him: if they don't, then the establishment stands strong and his anti-establishment speech is true and America doesn't deserve him and his change. Pretty much like Osama.

If you play the conspiracy down, then it's only because you're part of it and therefore the conspiracy exists.

If you don't, well, the conspiracy still exists, I guess, because that's a given either way.

Nevermind.

[Sailor Steve]

Dude, like, that's so...so deep, man.

Profound, you dig?




Oh, yeah, and like, you dudes wantin' to fight? Like, can't we all get along, man? Peace, brothers.

[Kapitan_Phillips]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Dude, like, that's so...so deep, man.

Profound, you dig?




Oh, yeah, and like, you dudes wantin' to fight? Like, can't we all get along, man? Peace, brothers.

*chokeslams*


:rotfl: