Microsoft's Santa has been naughty this year!

bookworm_020 · 12-05-07, 11:14 PM

Guess he's getting coal in his stocking for being naughty

http://www.smh.com.au/news/Business/...812889558.html

Hate to think what Rudolph is getting up to!

JSLTIGER · 12-05-07, 11:16 PM

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Reaves · 12-06-07, 12:53 AM

:rotfl:

Reminds me of a program I used to use for voice activation in windows called Hal.

Jimbuna · 12-06-07, 10:42 AM

LOL

SUBMAN1 · 12-06-07, 10:46 AM

That is too funny! :rotfl:

Letum · 12-06-07, 11:36 AM

All praise out glorious, yet rude, computer overlords.
All Praise!

Konovalov · 12-06-07, 11:43 AM

Very funny.

I'd pay to see Santa call someone a "dirty bastard."

Almost sounds like Santa has been watching too much of that Bo Selecta with Avid Merrion.

STEED · 12-06-07, 03:27 PM

Jimbuna · 12-08-07, 07:47 AM

Reminds me of a joke I once heard (I'll attempt to tone it down to an acceptable level whilst trying not to lose it's meaning)

A little girl visited Santas Grotto in a large store one day. She sat on his knee and Santa asked..."Tell me little girl, what would you like for Christmas this year"?

The little girl said "I'd like some hairs on my thingymajig"

Santa said "Do you not mind if they're white"?

<simply meant as a joke Kaleuns>

Letum · 12-08-07, 07:51 AM

Dear me Jim!

You might like ro submit that one is it isn't allredy there.

Jimbuna · 12-08-07, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Letum

Dear me Jim!

You might like ro submit that one is it isn't allredy there.

No thanks mate....but be my guest

NiclDoe · 12-08-07, 10:39 AM

Very very naughty!:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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12-05-07, 11:16 PM	#2
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12-06-07, 12:53 AM	#3
Reaves The Old Man Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 1,509 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: Reminds me of a program I used to use for voice activation in windows called Hal. __________________

12-06-07, 10:42 AM	#4
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	LOL __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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SUBMAN1 Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 11,866 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	That is too funny! :rotfl: __________________

12-06-07, 11:36 AM	#6
Letum Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: York - UK Posts: 6,079 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	All praise out glorious, yet rude, computer overlords. All Praise! __________________

12-06-07, 11:43 AM	#7
Konovalov Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: High Wycombe, Bucks, UK Posts: 2,811 Downloads: 9 Uploads: 0	Very funny. I'd pay to see Santa call someone a "dirty bastard." Almost sounds like Santa has been watching too much of that Bo Selecta with Avid Merrion. __________________ "In a Christian context, sexuality is traditionally seen as a consequence of the Fall, but for Muslims, it is an anticipation of paradise. So I can say, I think, that I was validly converted to Islam by a teenage French Jewish nudist." Sheikh Abdul-Hakim Murad (Timothy Winter)

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12-08-07, 07:47 AM	#9
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Reminds me of a joke I once heard (I'll attempt to tone it down to an acceptable level whilst trying not to lose it's meaning) A little girl visited Santas Grotto in a large store one day. She sat on his knee and Santa asked..."Tell me little girl, what would you like for Christmas this year"? The little girl said "I'd like some hairs on my thingymajig" Santa said "Do you not mind if they're white"? <simply meant as a joke Kaleuns> __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-08-07, 07:51 AM	#10
Letum Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: York - UK Posts: 6,079 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	Dear me Jim! You might like ro submit that one is it isn't allredy there. __________________

12-08-07, 10:39 AM	#12
NiclDoe Grey Wolf Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: In the Air or hiding from Black Swans Posts: 760 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	Very very naughty!:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: __________________ The Crazy Wolf