Christmas is Coming...

Stealth Hunter · 11-25-07, 04:26 AM

And that only gives us one more thing to fear...

CTHULHU

Janus · 11-25-07, 04:57 AM

That is sick.

The second one reminds me a bit of:

Sailor Steve · 11-25-07, 05:13 PM

Sheer genius!:rotfl:

Thanks, SH. I have to show them to a friend of mine: he goes by "Cthulhu Bob", and his game store is called "Hastur Hobbies".

Stealth Hunter · 11-25-07, 06:41 PM

^

LOL. I think I might know that man...:rotfl:

Kapitan · 11-26-07, 07:23 AM

As of friday last week two diffrent parties in our region have said we are not allowed to decorate the streets like every year before hand reason:

1) it may offend the ethnic minorities in the area, they have said we should only put up decorations on our own private property.

2) health and safty officals have banned the fire service from putting up lights on the street lamps and poles because there at high risk of falling off thier ladders.

STEED · 11-26-07, 01:25 PM

BREAKING NEWS...........................

Gordon Brown the British Prime Minister has declared if you want to celebrate Christmas you have to pay the Xmas tax of £5000 every year.

A spokes person for Gordon Brown said, "Gordon feels chuffed over this one and looks forward to all the suckers who will pay him."

Reaves · 11-26-07, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Kapitan

1) it may offend the ethnic minorities in the area, they have said we should only put up decorations on our own private property.

I'm offended that someone is offended as I don't get offended when minorities practice their beliefs.

Monica Lewinsky · 11-26-07, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Reaves

I'm offended that someone is offended as I don't get offended when minorities practice their beliefs.

I am offended that you got offended.

It is getting out of control with the foreigners and such.

You don't like it? Make like a tree and .....................................

LEAVE

Ducimus · 11-26-07, 10:16 PM

Everybody is offensive!

kiwi_2005 · 11-27-07, 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kapitan

As of friday last week two diffrent parties in our region have said we are not allowed to decorate the streets like every year before hand reason:

1) it may offend the ethnic minorities in the area, they have said we should only put up decorations on our own private property.

That would just make ppl like me go out and do it to annoy them, thank god we haven't reached that stage yet, if we ever do my house & the street will light up like the sun there did be no way they could ignore it.

Stealth Hunter · 11-27-07, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Monica Lewinsky

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reaves

I'm offended that someone is offended as I don't get offended when minorities practice their beliefs.

I am offended that you got offended.

Now I'm fecking pissed.

STEED · 11-27-07, 08:59 AM

Ban Christmas

Skybird · 11-27-07, 09:06 AM

Soon we will start to free all psychotic and lunatic patients and lock away the ever smaller becoming group of people suffering from healthy reason.

After all, normality is defined only by statistic majorities.

Stealth Hunter · 11-28-07, 12:47 AM

Ia! Ia! Cthulhu F'thagn!

Ia! Rhgnezareo! Ia! Dagon!

Ia! F'thagn! Hydra!

Reaves · 11-28-07, 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Stealth Hunter

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monica Lewinsky

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reaves

I'm offended that someone is offended as I don't get offended when minorities practice their beliefs.

I am offended that you got offended.

Now I'm fecking pissed.

i'm pissed that you could be pissed at Monica being offended by me being offended that people are offended about things when I don't get offended by their things.

11-25-07, 04:26 AM	#1
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Christmas is Coming... And that only gives us one more thing to fear... CTHULHU

11-25-07, 05:13 PM	#3
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Sheer genius!:rotfl: Thanks, SH. I have to show them to a friend of mine: he goes by "Cthulhu Bob", and his game store is called "Hastur Hobbies". __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

11-26-07, 07:23 AM	#5
Kapitan Sub Test Pilot Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: UK + Canada Posts: 7,130 Downloads: 77 Uploads: 7	As of friday last week two diffrent parties in our region have said we are not allowed to decorate the streets like every year before hand reason: 1) it may offend the ethnic minorities in the area, they have said we should only put up decorations on our own private property. 2) health and safty officals have banned the fire service from putting up lights on the street lamps and poles because there at high risk of falling off thier ladders. __________________ DONT FORGET if you like a post to nominate it by using the blue diamond Find out about Museum Ships here: https://www.museumships.us/ Flickr for all my pictures: https://www.flickr.com/photos/131313936@N03/ Navy general board articles: https://www.navygeneralboard.com/author/aegis/

11-26-07, 01:25 PM	#6
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	BREAKING NEWS........................... Gordon Brown the British Prime Minister has declared if you want to celebrate Christmas you have to pay the Xmas tax of £5000 every year. A spokes person for Gordon Brown said, "Gordon feels chuffed over this one and looks forward to all the suckers who will pay him." __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

11-27-07, 08:59 AM	#12
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Ban Christmas __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

11-25-07, 04:57 AM	#2
Janus XO Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 434 Downloads: 25 Uploads: 0	That is sick. The second one reminds me a bit of:

11-25-07, 06:41 PM	#4
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	^ LOL. I think I might know that man...:rotfl:

11-26-07, 10:16 PM	#9
Ducimus Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 12,987 Downloads: 67 Uploads: 2	Everybody is offensive!

11-27-07, 09:06 AM	#13
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,602 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Soon we will start to free all psychotic and lunatic patients and lock away the ever smaller becoming group of people suffering from healthy reason. After all, normality is defined only by statistic majorities. __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

11-28-07, 12:47 AM	#14
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Ia! Ia! Cthulhu F'thagn! Ia! Rhgnezareo! Ia! Dagon! Ia! F'thagn! Hydra!