Life in the military (Pics)

Tchocky · 09-07-07, 03:42 AM

http://www.darkroastedblend.com/2007...-military.html

There are a few gems in here

Captions please!

Skybird · 09-07-07, 04:42 AM

"Seargant, set up the two light MGs at both sides of the canyon, the mortars behind the camp and between those trees over there, and the donkey you set up on that hilltop, you see?"

The Avon Lady · 09-07-07, 04:46 AM

"Private! Get your ass up that hill on the double!!!!"

HunterICX · 09-07-07, 04:59 AM

''I dont know what I've been told, but my sergeant is damn cold''
''he makes us walk in a mass, carying my own lazy ass''

d@rk51d3 · 09-08-07, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skybird

"Seargant, set up the two light MGs at both sides of the canyon.........."

.......MG's?......... I thought you said GG's.

jumpy · 09-07-07, 05:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tchocky

Captions please!

*The new Attack Mules were proving somewhat cumbersome on exercise*

Tchocky · 09-07-07, 05:04 AM

Full metal jacket, is it?

Your soul belongs to God, but your ass belongs to the Corps!

kiwi_2005 · 09-07-07, 05:10 AM

I heard a second pair of eyes on the battlefield is better than one, but this is ridiculous!

JALU3 · 09-07-07, 05:10 AM

Harry Potter Fans at the Korean DMZ?

-----

Let Me Guess, The War on Feminism?

HunterICX · 09-07-07, 05:18 AM

CNN REPORTS: We Finally Found the Weapons of Ass Destruction!

TarJak · 09-07-07, 06:52 AM

Private! Stop making in a Jackass out of yourself and get ready to fight!

Oberon · 09-07-07, 07:18 AM

"The Government had two problems, lack of funds for the military and a rise of serious offenders. It came up with a novel solution..."

bradclark1 · 09-08-07, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HunterICX

CNN REPORTS: We Finally Found the Weapons of Ass Destruction!

Now thats a good one.

AVGWarhawk · 09-07-07, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tchocky

http://www.darkroastedblend.com/2007...-military.html

There are a few gems in here

Captions please!

'This is not what I quite had in mind when I advise the sniper squad needed a new camo for the farm country we would be fighting'.

Biggles · 09-08-07, 09:38 AM

"Join the army, they said. It'll be FUN they said...."

09-07-07, 03:42 AM	#1
Tchocky Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 5,874 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	Life in the military (Pics) http://www.darkroastedblend.com/2007...-military.html There are a few gems in here Captions please! __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

09-07-07, 04:42 AM	#2
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,602 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	"Seargant, set up the two light MGs at both sides of the canyon, the mortars behind the camp and between those trees over there, and the donkey you set up on that hilltop, you see?" __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

09-07-07, 04:46 AM	#3
The Avon Lady Über Mom Join Date: May 2005 Location: Jerusalem, Israel Posts: 6,147 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	"Private! Get your ass up that hill on the double!!!!" __________________ "Victory will come to us from the wombs of our women." - Houari Boumedienne, President of Algeria, Speech before the UN, 1974

09-07-07, 04:59 AM	#4
HunterICX Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaga, España Posts: 10,750 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	''I dont know what I've been told, but my sergeant is damn cold'' ''he makes us walk in a mass, carying my own lazy ass'' __________________

09-07-07, 05:04 AM	#7
Tchocky Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 5,874 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	Full metal jacket, is it? Your soul belongs to God, but your ass belongs to the Corps! __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

09-07-07, 05:10 AM	#8
kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	I heard a second pair of eyes on the battlefield is better than one, but this is ridiculous! __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

09-07-07, 05:10 AM	#9
JALU3 Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2007 Location: 11SMS 98896 10565 Posts: 756 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Harry Potter Fans at the Korean DMZ? ----- Let Me Guess, The War on Feminism? __________________ "The Federation needs men like you, doctor. Men of conscience. Men of principle. Men who can sleep at night... You're also the reason Section Thirty-one exists -- someone has to protect men like you from a universe that doesn't share your sense of right and wrong." -Sloan, Section Thirty-One

09-07-07, 05:18 AM	#10
HunterICX Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaga, España Posts: 10,750 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	CNN REPORTS: We Finally Found the Weapons of Ass Destruction! __________________

09-07-07, 06:52 AM	#11
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Private! Stop making in a Jackass out of yourself and get ready to fight!

09-07-07, 07:18 AM	#12
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	"The Government had two problems, lack of funds for the military and a rise of serious offenders. It came up with a novel solution..."

09-08-07, 09:38 AM	#15
Biggles Silent Hunter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Sweden (I'm not a Viking...) Posts: 3,529 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	"Join the army, they said. It'll be FUN they said...." __________________