Romanian Convict Sues God For Breaking Baptismal Contract

Skybird · 07-13-07, 07:12 AM

http://www.spiegel.de/international/...494225,00.html

No comment needed

jumpy · 07-13-07, 08:34 AM

Lol, but I bet Romanian insurance companies have a legal clause that exempts them from paying out in full in the event of an 'Act of God.'
:hmm:

bradclark1 · 07-13-07, 10:39 AM

I thought Gods address was Heaven?

U-533 · 07-14-07, 07:51 AM

The prison chaplin's gotta tell this nut

Quote:

"that God does not act without our will and that people have the freedom to choose between good and evil."

There's a few other things too, that need to be told... but when living in a world where everyone is a victim then why bother...?

The Avon Lady · 07-16-07, 02:09 PM

The devil made her do it!

kiwi_2005 · 07-16-07, 03:51 PM

Only reason God doesn't destroy us is cause he spends most of his time laughing at us. We are his 24/7 comedy act.

Penelope_Grey · 07-16-07, 04:09 PM

Looks very Billy Connolyish to me.

Skybird · 07-16-07, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kiwi_2005

Only reason God doesn't destroy us is cause he spends most of his time laughing at us. We are his 24/7 comedy act.

And maybe He is our millenia-long playing of "Chinese Whispers" :hmm:

Sailor Steve · 07-16-07, 05:04 PM

Latest news: "God fails to appear in court. Warrant issued for arrest."

Of course anyone with half a brain would have to wonder: how do you sue someone people have to argue about the very existence of?

The Avon Lady · 07-16-07, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Of course anyone with half a brain would have to wonder: how do you sue someone people have to argue about the very existence of?

Could this guy have been the next best thing? :hmm:

Reaves · 07-17-07, 12:12 AM

Jimbuna · 07-17-07, 09:23 AM

AND HE WON!!

07-13-07, 07:12 AM	#1
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,612 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Romanian Convict Sues God For Breaking Baptismal Contract http://www.spiegel.de/international/...494225,00.html No comment needed __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

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jumpy Admiral Join Date: May 2003 Location: Midlands, UK Posts: 2,139 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	Lol, but I bet Romanian insurance companies have a legal clause that exempts them from paying out in full in the event of an 'Act of God.' :hmm: __________________ when you’ve been so long in the desert, any water, no matter how brackish, looks like life

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The Avon Lady Über Mom Join Date: May 2005 Location: Jerusalem, Israel Posts: 6,147 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	The devil made her do it! __________________ "Victory will come to us from the wombs of our women." - Houari Boumedienne, President of Algeria, Speech before the UN, 1974

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kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	Only reason God doesn't destroy us is cause he spends most of his time laughing at us. We are his 24/7 comedy act. __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

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Penelope_Grey Sea Lord Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: UK Posts: 1,893 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Looks very Billy Connolyish to me. __________________ I SURVIVED THE FIRST EVER SUBSIM WEREWOLF HUNT - and... I actually won the game for the humans too!

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bradclark1 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Connecticut, USA. Posts: 2,794 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 0	I thought Gods address was Heaven?

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Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Latest news: "God fails to appear in court. Warrant issued for arrest." Of course anyone with half a brain would have to wonder: how do you sue someone people have to argue about the very existence of? __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

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Reaves The Old Man Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 1,509 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	__________________

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	AND HE WON!! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!