Software professional definition

06-13-07, 06:40 PM

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a
Baby.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine
babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn`t know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even
if no man and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don`t need a man or woman;
they`ll produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don`t care whether the child is
delivered, they`ll just document 9 months.

8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to
Produce a baby .

and lastly.................

9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the
Right baby.

Heibges · 06-13-07, 06:42 PM

Perfect, except I would change Project Manager to Publisher.

06-13-07, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Heibges

Perfect, except I would change Project Manager to Publisher.

Please, feel free to do so..

06-13-07, 06:40 PM	#1
GakunGak Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Software professional definition 1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month. 2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby. 3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. 4) Client is the one who doesn`t know why he wants a baby. 5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available. 6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don`t need a man or woman; they`ll produce a child with zero resources. 7) Documentation Team thinks they don`t care whether the child is delivered, they`ll just document 9 months. 8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to Produce a baby . and lastly................. 9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.

06-13-07, 06:42 PM	#2
Heibges Sea Lord Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: San Francisco, California Posts: 1,633 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Perfect, except I would change Project Manager to Publisher. __________________ U.Kdt.Hdb B. I. 28) This possibility of using the hydrophone to help in detecting surface ships should, however, be restricted to those cases where the submarine is unavoidably compelled to stay below the surface. http://www.hackworth.com/