Teacher arrested....

06-05-07, 04:58 AM

A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto González said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. "Al-gebra is a problem for us,"
Gonzales said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.

They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer, Isosceles used to say, "There are three sides to every triangle.

"When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said: --"If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes." White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the president...

Jimbuna · 06-05-07, 05:15 AM

06-05-07, 05:32 AM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

I know, I know...
Now I'm gonna be banned for provoking terrorism...:rotfl:

Skybird · 06-05-07, 05:35 AM

Ishmael · 06-05-07, 05:38 AM

Ah Math! An obvious danger to the War on Terra. Don't Think! Obey!

06-05-07, 06:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Ishmael

Ah Math! An obvious danger to the War on Terra. Don't Think! Obey!

The Avon Lady · 06-05-07, 06:05 AM

A major in fraction beyond parallel! :p

Letum · 06-05-07, 07:14 AM

Al-Gebra (or "al-ğabr" in it's origional tounge) and the Leader of Al-Gebra (Muhammad Al-Khwārizmī a Iranian (no surprise!)) is a big threat to us. The main problem with this unique kind of movement is that they can not be negotiated with.
Only a few weeks ago I was talking to someone who was deeply sympathetic with Al-Gebra. Im a reasonable Al-Gebra'st Al-Gebra's views just don't add up. Every time I tried to challenge his views he refused to even listen to me. He claimed his views where part of a universal system that everyone in the world must follow. I don't know what lengths he is prepared to go to to force his beliefs on to the rest of the world, but when I challenged one of his core beliefs he pulled out a calculator on me. I tried not to panic and backed away slowly, but I ran like hell as soon as I got clear.

What really sickens me is the indoctrination of the young. In the UK in all schools there is an Al-Gebra representative who takes some of the lessons. They often preach their beliefs as facts with out putting them in any kind of historical or critical perspective. Children as young as five are shown how to use the weapons of rulers and calculators to fight what Al-Gebra see as problems in the world in a effort to find the "final solution".
It's political correctness gone mad and this country is going to hell in a hand cart.
what we need is some common sense and the death penalty for any one who looks a bit fishy or sounds foreign or has any kind of caculator, ruler, pencil or any other tools of mass-decimation.

Muhammed Al-Khwārizmī and his followers must be stopped!

Evil Al-Gebra texts, statements and totalitarian laws
mukhtaṣarafīmhīsābṣal ğabrīwa’lamuqābalaa’l-muprobubly

You probably can't read, but believe me, if you could you would be shocked and sickened.

06-05-07, 07:18 AM

Priceless, Letum!!!!!!!!!

Letum · 06-05-07, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by GakunGak

Priceless, Letum!!!!!!!!!

Cheers! It was great fun to write!

Would you like me to make a new Yugoslavia Flag for you? That one looks a little messy. :P

06-05-07, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Letum

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Originally Posted by GakunGak

Priceless, Letum!!!!!!!!!

Cheers! It was great fun to write!

Would you like me to make a new Yugoslavia Flag for you? That one looks a little messy. :P

In these troubled times, we need more guys like you!

As for the flag, please do, sir!!!!
Just not with the red star in the middle, please....
Thank you, my man!

Letum · 06-05-07, 08:20 AM

Well, Its not great, but there are no transparency problems!

I might work on a proper yugoslavia sig later this week.
Feel free to hotlink it.

06-05-07, 08:22 AM

Yahoo!, but I use Google.
Will sig this now!

Many thnx, man, you make me proud of what I am!

Sailor Steve · 06-05-07, 11:24 AM

GakunGak, is that your own, or did you get it somewhere? If it's yours, can I show it to some friends on another board? They'll love it! I promise I'll give you full blame...er, credit.

06-05-07, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

GakunGak, is that your own, or did you get it somewhere? If it's yours, can I show it to some friends on another board? They'll love it! I promise I'll give you full blame...er, credit.

I got it over e-mail from my friend, I don't know who the author even is.
As far as I'm concerned, whatever I post, if you like it, distribute. I don't need credit for this, I am not intelligent enough to make this up myself... Just being honest.
Anyhow, go ahead.

06-05-07, 04:58 AM	#1
GakunGak Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Teacher arrested.... A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto González said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. "Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzales said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer, Isosceles used to say, "There are three sides to every triangle. "When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said: --"If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes." White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the president...

06-05-07, 05:15 AM	#2
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06-05-07, 05:35 AM	#4
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06-05-07, 06:05 AM	#7
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06-05-07, 07:14 AM	#8
Letum Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: York - UK Posts: 6,079 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	Al-Gebra (or "al-ğabr" in it's origional tounge) and the Leader of Al-Gebra (Muhammad Al-Khwārizmī a Iranian (no surprise!)) is a big threat to us. The main problem with this unique kind of movement is that they can not be negotiated with. Only a few weeks ago I was talking to someone who was deeply sympathetic with Al-Gebra. Im a reasonable Al-Gebra'st Al-Gebra's views just don't add up. Every time I tried to challenge his views he refused to even listen to me. He claimed his views where part of a universal system that everyone in the world must follow. I don't know what lengths he is prepared to go to to force his beliefs on to the rest of the world, but when I challenged one of his core beliefs he pulled out a calculator on me. I tried not to panic and backed away slowly, but I ran like hell as soon as I got clear. What really sickens me is the indoctrination of the young. In the UK in all schools there is an Al-Gebra representative who takes some of the lessons. They often preach their beliefs as facts with out putting them in any kind of historical or critical perspective. Children as young as five are shown how to use the weapons of rulers and calculators to fight what Al-Gebra see as problems in the world in a effort to find the "final solution". It's political correctness gone mad and this country is going to hell in a hand cart. what we need is some common sense and the death penalty for any one who looks a bit fishy or sounds foreign or has any kind of caculator, ruler, pencil or any other tools of mass-decimation. Muhammed Al-Khwārizmī and his followers must be stopped! Evil Al-Gebra texts, statements and totalitarian laws mukhtaṣarafīmhīsābṣal ğabrīwa’lamuqābalaa’l-muprobubly You probably can't read, but believe me, if you could you would be shocked and sickened. __________________ Last edited by Letum; 06-05-07 at 07:37 AM.

06-05-07, 05:38 AM	#5
Ishmael Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Morro Bay, Ca. Posts: 659 Downloads: 79 Uploads: 0	Ah Math! An obvious danger to the War on Terra. Don't Think! Obey!

06-05-07, 07:18 AM	#9
GakunGak Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Priceless, Letum!!!!!!!!!

06-05-07, 08:20 AM	#12
Letum Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: York - UK Posts: 6,079 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	Well, Its not great, but there are no transparency problems! I might work on a proper yugoslavia sig later this week. Feel free to hotlink it. __________________

06-05-07, 08:22 AM	#13
GakunGak Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Yahoo!, but I use Google. Will sig this now! Many thnx, man, you make me proud of what I am!

06-05-07, 11:24 AM	#14
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	GakunGak, is that your own, or did you get it somewhere? If it's yours, can I show it to some friends on another board? They'll love it! I promise I'll give you full blame...er, credit. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo