SH4 Rap?

[Radtgaeb]

You all are going to think I'm the biggest loser. But after several hours of SH4'ing and caffine, I came up with a little diddy in my head.

Remember that song "Damn it feels good to be a Gangsta'" from office space? Well, here's my version.

"Dang it feels good to be a sub skipper;
A real seafaring skipper runs his ship right.
A real seafaring skipper doesn't waste his freakin' torps,
and real seafaring skipper don't miss fights.
A skippa's always got a score sheet,
showing all his ensigns how to sink 'em.
But real seafaring skippers don't deck gun;
'cus real seafaring skippers know they've got 'um.
And everything is smooth in the mind of a skipper;
'cuz seafaring skippers think clear.
Up five times a night, when the Klaxons ring,
'cuz that's the only thing a sub skipper hears.

And all I gotta say to you wanna be, gonna be, surface cruising, PT boatin' pranksters;
is when the task force shows up what the heck you gonna' do?
Dang it feels good to be a sub skipper.

Dang it feels good to be a sub skipper;
setting depth, speed - racking up the kills.
Although I was born in Indiana,
now I'm in Manilla running drills.
Dang it feels good to be a sub skipper;
I mean one that you can't really stop.
Zippin' around Java in that sleek S-Boat;
'cuz when it comes to crash dive, S-31 you just can't top.
Now Subsim skippers come in all shapes and colors,
We've all been depth charged in the past.
But this skipper here was a smart one;
cross the thermal layer slow, and I'll last.

Now all I gotta say to you rumbling, fumbling;
surface-cruising wave making dreadnaughts;
is when you see that white trail, what the heck you gonna do?
Dang it feels good to be a sub skipper!"


So yeah.

original Song "Damn it feels good to be a gangster" credit to geto boys for basic idea.

What do you think?

I'm a total geek, yeah....but a poetic one.