LT. Jesse Brockman and his men..

[GnarPow]

Must be the most decorated soldiers in all of world war 2... so far I've brought them to the phillipines 5 times for a spec ops mission, lol... the one thing they cant get is driving their boat though, because when they pull around to load up their crew they just keep crashing into the side of my sub... they do this so much to the point that I just let them out and start reversing so he cant crash into me, lol

The wierd thing is that if I radio it in they tend to give me different missions everytime after the fact, but my first mission is always LT jesse brockman and his men. Personally I dont even care that I keep getting the mission because it doesnt require any torpedoes which I seem to be emptying my ship of b4 I get there anyway. so I just drop them off and drive home the last 2 times.

[AntEater]

Lt. Jesse Brockman and his men

Anyone wants to mod Chucks face on the soldiers in SH4?

[Kant Schwimm]

[quote=GnarPow]Must be the most decorated soldiers in all of world war 2... so far I've brought them to the phillipines 5 times for a spec ops mission, lol... the one thing they cant get is driving their boat though, because when they pull around to load up their crew they just keep crashing into the side of my sub... they do this so much to the point that I just let them out and start reversing so he cant crash into me, lol


Come to a complete stop (postpone is your best bet, since most times your still moving when that pops up) then as the raft dispatches call port back slow (facing 0 degrees) .... no more scraping noises head home dispatch merchants, battleships if you can on the way, hit the nearist refit and drink a few for the brave men you just dropped off.

[GnarPow]

Nope kant schwimm, I am definately at a complete stop when they crash into me... what he does is 1 soldier gets off the starboard side and drive the boat around the port and then just keeps driving it into my boat until everyone loads on it lol... I wouldnt think a rubber raft would make the same sound as a merchant ship breaking up but apparently we had some good ass rubber rafts in WW2... So once the first guy gets on the boat I go emergency back, lol and they manage to get on the boat anyways... but still annoying that I see these guys every mission... someone else must be bringing them home because I just keep dropping them off :-)

[Galanti]

Originally Posted by AntEater

Lt. Jesse Brockman and his men

Anyone wants to mod Chucks face on the soldiers in SH4?

I must caution you against speaking of Chuck Norris in such irreverant tones. Such insolence could result in a fatal roundhouse kick to the moon. Please visit this site for a complete listing of all the grisly ways you can meet your end at his hands (or feet). http://www.thechucknorrisfacts.com/

Originally Posted by Galanti

I must caution you against speaking of Chuck Norris in such irreverant tones. Such insolence could result in a fatal roundhouse kick to the moon. Please visit this site for a complete listing of all the grisly ways you can meet your end at his hands (or feet). http://www.thechucknorrisfacts.com/

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

[Sailor Steve]

I take exception to one of those: Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

This implies Chuck Norris has heartburn.

Audie Murphy, the real 'most decorated' American soldier of WW2, probably helped train Lt. Jesse Brockman.