Strange really...I thought Bernard was bad...but...

U-418 · 05-06-07, 09:43 PM

My brother (Gart) claims that he can be worse then Bernard. I let him play for a while.
I watched as he played and I think he's Bernard's equivilent.

To be honest...
Possibly the most awkward question I have ever asked here.

Is it possible that someone can do better at messing up then Bernard?

The more I think about it, This topic is rather stupid.

This post was at Gart's request.

So I apologize if I have wasted your time or anything.

Lagger123987 · 05-06-07, 10:11 PM

Who's Bernard? I keep hearing him all over the forums!! Is he some guy you guys made up or something? I need more infomation please.

GoldenRivet · 05-06-07, 10:49 PM

bernard is the guy we sub commanders blame everything on.

sort of the Gomer Pyle of the kriegsmarine if you want to look at it like that.

Bernard is the guy who manages to actually build a submarine with a screen door.

Bernard is the guy who manages to make a U-boat sink simply by flushing the toilet using the improper procedure.

Bernard is the guy who talks you into attacking that heavily defended task force in 20 meters of water.

Bernard sometimes hits the E Key when your at periscope depth and plotting your soluttion on the target.

Bernard is the sailor who mans the flack guns during an air attakc but takes no action and just watches as the bombs rain down.

every u-boat in the service has a Bernard on board... just waiting to screw up.

Lagger123987 · 05-06-07, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

bernard is the guy we sub commanders blame everything on.

sort of the Gomer Pyle of the kriegsmarine if you want to look at it like that.

Bernard is the guy who manages to actually build a submarine with a screen door.

Bernard is the guy who manages to make a U-boat sink simply by flushing the toilet using the improper procedure.

Bernard is the guy who talks you into attacking that heavily defended task force in 20 meters of water.

Bernard sometimes hits the E Key when your at periscope depth and plotting your soluttion on the target.

Bernard is the sailor who mans the flack guns during an air attakc but takes no action and just watches as the bombs rain down.

every u-boat in the service has a Bernard on board... just waiting to screw up.

ok, so Bernard is a made up guy that breaks everything?

TarJak · 05-06-07, 11:53 PM

Have a look at the first post in the Humorous screenshots thread to see Dowly's geneis of Bernard. There are many subsequent references to his exploits across the pages of subsim.

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=84773

He is all of us when we do things like forgetting that we are in only 20m of water and ordering s crash dive or accidentally hitting the fire key (thanks for making it CTRL+ENTER), when you are stalking a convoy or hitting the blow ballast key when you are setting up for a shot on a target. The list goes on I could be here all night!

Lagger123987 · 05-07-07, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

Have a look at the first post in the Humorous screenshots thread to see Dowly's geneis of Bernard. There are many subsequent references to his exploits across the pages of subsim.

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=84773

He is all of us when we do things like forgetting that we are in only 20m of water and ordering s crash dive or accidentally hitting the fire key (thanks for making it CTRL+ENTER), when you are stalking a convoy or hitting the blow ballast key when you are setting up for a shot on a target. The list goes on I could be here all night!

Thx for the info about the gay guy named Bernard!!! I'm trying to avoid him if I can!

HunterICX · 05-07-07, 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lagger123987

Quote:

Originally Posted by TarJak

Have a look at the first post in the Humorous screenshots thread to see Dowly's geneis of Bernard. There are many subsequent references to his exploits across the pages of subsim.

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=84773

He is all of us when we do things like forgetting that we are in only 20m of water and ordering s crash dive or accidentally hitting the fire key (thanks for making it CTRL+ENTER), when you are stalking a convoy or hitting the blow ballast key when you are setting up for a shot on a target. The list goes on I could be here all night!

Thx for the info about the gay guy named Bernard!!! I'm trying to avoid him if I can!

Muhahahaha,

you cannot avoid the Bernard!

1 day or 1 fatal moment, something screws up. and you will yell BERNAAAAARD!

just imagine a uboat full of proud Sailors in line on deck, but between them you see one Retard picking his nose, thats bernard

Sailor Steve · 05-07-07, 10:46 AM

When you're playing in the stock game;
And you just want to see;
So you try to raise the periscope;
But you hit the 'Enter' key;

Who ya gonna blame?
BER-NARD!

05-06-07, 09:43 PM	#1
U-418 Seaman Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Barahmuda Sea...only on the world of Kelyia... Posts: 40 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Strange really...I thought Bernard was bad...but... My brother (Gart) claims that he can be worse then Bernard. I let him play for a while. I watched as he played and I think he's Bernard's equivilent. To be honest... Possibly the most awkward question I have ever asked here. Is it possible that someone can do better at messing up then Bernard? The more I think about it, This topic is rather stupid. This post was at Gart's request. So I apologize if I have wasted your time or anything. __________________

05-06-07, 10:49 PM	#3
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	bernard is the guy we sub commanders blame everything on. sort of the Gomer Pyle of the kriegsmarine if you want to look at it like that. Bernard is the guy who manages to actually build a submarine with a screen door. Bernard is the guy who manages to make a U-boat sink simply by flushing the toilet using the improper procedure. Bernard is the guy who talks you into attacking that heavily defended task force in 20 meters of water. Bernard sometimes hits the E Key when your at periscope depth and plotting your soluttion on the target. Bernard is the sailor who mans the flack guns during an air attakc but takes no action and just watches as the bombs rain down. every u-boat in the service has a Bernard on board... just waiting to screw up. __________________

05-07-07, 10:46 AM	#8
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	When you're playing in the stock game; And you just want to see; So you try to raise the periscope; But you hit the 'Enter' key; Who ya gonna blame? BER-NARD! __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

05-06-07, 10:11 PM	#2
Lagger123987 Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2007 Location: Little Saigon, San Jose, California Posts: 944 Downloads: 323 Uploads: 4	Who's Bernard? I keep hearing him all over the forums!! Is he some guy you guys made up or something? I need more infomation please.

05-06-07, 11:53 PM	#5
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Have a look at the first post in the Humorous screenshots thread to see Dowly's geneis of Bernard. There are many subsequent references to his exploits across the pages of subsim. http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=84773 He is all of us when we do things like forgetting that we are in only 20m of water and ordering s crash dive or accidentally hitting the fire key (thanks for making it CTRL+ENTER), when you are stalking a convoy or hitting the blow ballast key when you are setting up for a shot on a target. The list goes on I could be here all night!