Brit test

[STEED]

‘Britishness’ test for immigrants to Britain

Filipinos applying to be permanent residents in the United Kingdom will have to be able to answer such questions as who is the head of the Church of England, when was Queen Elizabeth II crowned, or how many members does the Scottish parliament have.

http://www.manilatimes.net/national/...70402top4.html

I have no idea how many members the Scottish parliament has.

I just wonder how many of us UK folk would pass this test?

[robbo180265]

I couldn't really be sure on any of them.

Church of England - I'm a pagan, doesn't interest me

Queen of England - not a big fan of the Royal family

Scottish parliament - north of Watford-who cares?

all said slightly tongue in cheek

[bigboywooly]

Dont need to know any of them

Already live here

:rotfl:

Should be made a lot harder and more expensive too IMHO

[kiwi_2005]

Originally Posted by robbo180265

I couldn't really be sure on any of them.

Church of England - I'm a pagan, doesn't interest me

Queen of England - not a big fan of the Royal family

Scottish parliament - north of Watford-who cares?

all said slightly tongue in cheek

One thing i like about the poms is the royal family i reckon the Queen rocks she has been through alot of family issues in the past and still stands proudly shes a rock to the british nation. Ive always liked the royal family ever since i first saw them on tv when a kid. My sons know not to run down the royal family in front of dad cause he'll go into one of his 2 hr lectures on why the royals rock! :rotfl:

Yeah man God save the Queen

Although i reckon prince charles should do something about them ears of his!

[STEED]

Hay what about our crazy Prince Philip?

[kiwi_2005]

Originally Posted by STEED

Hay what about our crazy Prince Philip?

Well all i can say about Philip is all families have a blacksheep & the royals have no exception. But hes's all forgiven.

Surely Steed you must be proud to have a Queen:hmm: Its what makes the british people stand above all others.

When shes on national TV and she talks you could hear a pin drop in my house. I point and i say now thats a real classy woman!

[STEED]

I think it's an very old law that dates back hundreds of years, cough and off comes your head.

The queen has indeed got the it factor.

[gnirtS]

Originally Posted by kiwi_2005

Surely Steed you must be proud to have a Queen:hmm: Its what makes the british people stand above all others.

A pointless figurehead that contributes nothing and costs hundreds of millions of pounds a year whilst serving absolutely no useful purpose. Nope, hardly proud of that. Wish we could export the entire inbred lot to somewhere else.

When shes on national TV and she talks you could hear a pin drop in my house. I point and i say now thats a real classy woman!

Whenever any of the webbed-foot inbreds are on here usually someone screams and searches frantically for the TV remote control to turn it off. At christmas time we have a competition and the winner gets to turn her off on the broadcast.

The french had the right idea about royal families....

[TteFAboB]

Add some trick questions!

[bradclark1]

Why would a Filipino want to live in the UK?

[bigboywooly]

Originally Posted by bradclark1

Why would a Filipino want to live in the UK?

Social security
Free health care
Free housing

Of course you have to be an immigrant to get all you are entitled too

:rotfl:

[STEED]

Originally Posted by bigboywooly

Social security
Free health care
Free housing

Of course you have to be an immigrant to get all you are entitled too

:rotfl:

Bloody heck they get it good.

[Letum]

I don't really see the point!
Anyone can learn a list of facts about the UK and I don't see who benefits!

The money would bet better spent on language, employment and integration classes for those who are already in the UK. A immigrant who can work, communicate and live in the UK is far better than a immigrant who knows how may Scottish MPs there are as far as I can see.

[jumpy]

[quote=STEED]

I just wonder how many of us UK folk would pass this test?

Probably not me for a start.
Due to my second rate history education where we spent all of our time learning how to differentiate between 'primary' and 'secondary' evidence and never quite got around to actually looking at any real history.
As far as the politics goes.... who gives a stuff? you get a turd sandwich or a giant douche for your main candidates, all of the others are even more pointless and arbitrary; the sooner the immigrationists* learn this the better they'll fit in.

*My latest addition to my growing Nu-Speak vocabulary hehe, along with mentalist (no connection to the previous or to the genuine dictionary deffinition).

[STEED]

Immigrants can speak English for example -

"Point me to the benefit office"

"I speak no English"

"whoopy I get a house and big benefits, time to tell my family and friends back home"

Immigrants know this is a soft country. Forget tests and tighten up on the law.