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02-23-07, 12:31 AM
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Cold War Boomer
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Dallas/Fort Worth ATC
Dallas/Fort Worth ATC transcript:
ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 9446--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R." Saudi Air 9446: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R -Allah be Praised !!" Dallas ATC "Tower to Iran Air 7323--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R." Iran Air 7323: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. -Allah is Great !!" Pause: Static............. Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!" Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 9446?" Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!! Dallas ATC: Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- ya hear?. Moral: DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS !
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02-23-07, 12:54 AM
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Admiral
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Good idea. Needs better execution.
  
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02-23-07, 03:56 PM
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Admiral
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Too bad Saudi Air dosen't fly to Texas.
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02-23-07, 04:00 PM
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Cold War Boomer
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Quote:
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02-23-07, 04:03 PM
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Samurai Navy
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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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02-24-07, 05:43 AM
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Sea Lord
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In RL there was a report on pprune that DFW atc didn't handle a low fuel emergency very well.I think you will also find that EK (emirates)are starting a dubai houston route.
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02-24-07, 05:16 PM
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Torpedoman
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funny....
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Funny...
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