Ground control to Major Tom...

Onkel Neal · 02-05-07, 10:26 PM

Unbelievable! And diapers too!
Astronaut arrested in alleged kidnap attempt

That's how it goes sometimes, one day you're operating the space shuttle robotic arm 80 miles in orbit, the next you're getting a mugshot looking like a crack ho.

Enigma · 02-05-07, 10:41 PM

WTF!?!?

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During a check of the parking lot, an officer followed Nowak and watched her throw away a bag containing the wig and BB gun. They also found a steel mallet, a 4-inch folding knife, rubber tubing, $600 and garbage bags inside a bag Nowak was carrying when she was arrested, authorities said.
Inside Nowak's vehicle, which was parked at a nearby motel, authorities uncovered a pepper spray package, an unused BB-gun cartridge, latex gloves and e-mails between Shipman and Oefelein. They also found a letter "that indicated how much Mrs. Nowak loved Mr. Oefelein," an opened package for a buck knife, Shipman's home address and hand written directions to the address, the arrest affidavit said.

CptSimFreak · 02-05-07, 10:46 PM

This just in: space travel causes loony behavior of wanting to cut other people in little pieces and **** in own pants.

CCIP · 02-05-07, 10:47 PM

Mark my words, there's gonna be a movie about this one day

bookworm_020 · 02-05-07, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by CCIP

Mark my words, there's gonna be a movie about this one day

I hope not!!!!

I don't know what they ate on there last trip to space, but take it off the menu! The oxygen may be rotting there brains

The Avon Lady · 02-06-07, 12:17 AM

I just read the news article at Yahoo and was about to post it here when I saw that Neal already did. Unbelievable!

I was going to name the thread "Love Shuttle".

STEED · 02-06-07, 05:14 AM

That picture of her

and first thing in the morning

The Avon Lady · 02-06-07, 05:21 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED

That picture of her

and first thing in the morning

Most of us have to try very hard to look that bad.

Unless it's diaper rash. :p

STEED · 02-06-07, 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by The Avon Lady

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Originally Posted by STEED

That picture of her

and first thing in the morning

Most of us have to try very hard to look that bad.

Unless it's diaper rash. :p

What a relief all the coffee I was about to drink would put me into orbit. :rotfl:

JSLTIGER · 02-06-07, 08:58 AM

In response to the title of this thread, something tells me that she didn't really make the grade....

Iceman · 02-06-07, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

Ground control to Major Tom...

LOL...yea wow...we humans are a trip.

tycho102 · 02-06-07, 02:47 PM

She has obviously had a mental breakdown. I don't really find it funny, nor do I really feel sad for her. She is going to have to face the consequences. At least no one was physically injured, and this happened on the ground instead of 400 miles orbit.

In related news, that is a wicked booking picture. I think the only "good" booking picture I've seen was Tom Delay, although he did get to pick and choose his time to show up (like Michael Jackson).

sonar732 · 02-06-07, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by CCIP

Mark my words, there's gonna be a movie about this one day

I wouldn't say an actual movie..."made for tv movie'..yes, big screen...no.

ReallyDedPoet · 02-06-07, 03:10 PM

CCIP · 02-06-07, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by sonar732

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Originally Posted by CCIP

Mark my words, there's gonna be a movie about this one day

I wouldn't say an actual movie..."made for tv movie'..yes, big screen...no.

Probably. There's so much over-the-top drama here that it's just bound to make it somewhere. It's exactly the sort of kitschy story that gets peoples attention, I mean people are all over the news story already, and it hasn't been 24 hours since it broke.

I bet she'd make more money selling book rights to it than being an astronaut

02-05-07, 10:26 PM	#1
Onkel Neal Born to Run Silent Join Date: Jan 1997 Location: Cougar Trap, Texas Posts: 21,383 Downloads: 541 Uploads: 224	Ground control to Major Tom... Unbelievable! And diapers too! Astronaut arrested in alleged kidnap attempt That's how it goes sometimes, one day you're operating the space shuttle robotic arm 80 miles in orbit, the next you're getting a mugshot looking like a crack ho.

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The Avon Lady Über Mom Join Date: May 2005 Location: Jerusalem, Israel Posts: 6,147 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	I just read the news article at Yahoo and was about to post it here when I saw that Neal already did. Unbelievable! I was going to name the thread "Love Shuttle". __________________ "Victory will come to us from the wombs of our women." - Houari Boumedienne, President of Algeria, Speech before the UN, 1974

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CptSimFreak Frogman Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 291 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	This just in: space travel causes loony behavior of wanting to cut other people in little pieces and **** in own pants.

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tycho102 Ace of the Deep Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,100 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	She has obviously had a mental breakdown. I don't really find it funny, nor do I really feel sad for her. She is going to have to face the consequences. At least no one was physically injured, and this happened on the ground instead of 400 miles orbit. In related news, that is a wicked booking picture. I think the only "good" booking picture I've seen was Tom Delay, although he did get to pick and choose his time to show up (like Michael Jackson).

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