Law suit started against GWX et. al.

darkfin · 12-28-06, 11:19 AM

I have directed my attorney to start civil action against any and all who have assisted in the creation of GWX on the following counts.

Conspiracy to assist home disaster.
Depraved Indifference
Anything else I can blame on them!

Since the release of GWX:

Patrol 1:
Cat got in wall. Had I not been in a fierce battle I would have simply gotten up from computer and retrieved him. Instead, I waited until I was safely at 120 meters. Had to knock hole in wall to get cat.

Patrol 4:
Wife said TV smells hot. I said I’ll check it as soon as I sink this ammo ship. Mean time TV gave off spark and ruined it. Also burned down Christmas Tree.

Patrol 5:
Grandson told me that something wasn’t right with the washer in basement. Couldn’t stop now, trying to shake this d#@! destroyer. 2 hours later I checked things out in the basement. Had to put on my captains hat and rain gear. Went down and started the bilge pump. Hose on washer broke, 6 inches of water in the basement.

Patrol 6:
Sneaking into enemy port. On surface at night and all going well. I hear yelling. Thought a DD snuck up on me. NUTZ! I’m way out here and out of fuel. This isn’t good. The yelling is from my wife. I was to call the fuel guy and tell him to fill us up. I couldn’t! I wasn’t near home, I was out on patrol. Getting cold in here now and she hates bathing in cold water. Told her it isn’t fun being part of a sub crew. As soon as they take the stitches out I’m sure my head will be OK.

I just got off the phone with my attorney. Now he says I have no case! He says there are mitigating circumstances. I got medals and was promoted.
Being a GWX captain is a tough life but someone has to do it!! GREAT JOB GUYS! Your work is simply OUTSTANDING!!!!!

Jim

danlisa · 12-28-06, 11:22 AM

:rotfl: :rotfl: At least your car didn't break down.

Safe-Keeper · 12-28-06, 11:24 AM

Don't scare me like that again

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Actual post::rotfl:

AVGWarhawk · 12-28-06, 12:12 PM

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Good one man and really the truth of the matter

Von Hinten · 12-28-06, 12:26 PM

Great post, though the title scared me a bit.

CWorth · 12-28-06, 01:08 PM

Good grief!!!

Great post...had me worried there when I saw the title.

And just for that you get....

Vikinger · 12-28-06, 01:17 PM

ROFL @/whit Darkfin.

Safe-Keeper · 12-28-06, 01:19 PM

Quote:

I just got off the phone with my attorney. Now he says I have no case! He says there are mitigating circumstances. I got medals and was promoted.

:rotfl:

Awesome.

Kpt. Lehmann · 12-28-06, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CWorth

Good grief!!!

Great post...had me worried there when I saw the title.

And just for that you get....

Ditto.

Cworth, could I borrow that stick for a moment?

Darkfin! (Whack!) Welcome to Subsim.com! (Whackety WHACK!)

Here is your potato peeler!

Subwolf · 12-28-06, 01:56 PM

Shame on you

Kapt. Lehmann you can borrow my fryingpan too, but I guess you'll find my measures a little overkill as usual..

Respenus · 12-28-06, 01:59 PM

I almost shot you when I read the title! Not a good boy!

stabiz · 12-28-06, 03:01 PM

:rotfl:What a great way to enter the forums!

elite_hunter_sh3 · 12-28-06, 03:03 PM

u bastard u scared the poopoo outta me i hope death comes swiftly to ur uboat and crew on the high seas :rotfl:

Corsair · 12-28-06, 05:32 PM

This is great...

Keep this kind of posts coming, nearly wet my pants from laughing...:rotfl:

_Seth_ · 12-28-06, 05:40 PM

.....Dang...i thought this was real.. Thank god it isnt..
That someone would start a law suit agains GWX... My mind went to the developers in romania...Maybe they didnt recieve their subsim-mugs, and wanted to get even at Subsim or the Kpt. and his crew....
Excellent way to join this community, mate, you really scared the heck out of me! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

12-28-06, 11:19 AM	#1
darkfin Loader Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Sneaking up on a carrier Posts: 83 Downloads: 78 Uploads: 0	Law suit started against GWX et. al. I have directed my attorney to start civil action against any and all who have assisted in the creation of GWX on the following counts. Conspiracy to assist home disaster. Depraved Indifference Anything else I can blame on them! Since the release of GWX: Patrol 1: Cat got in wall. Had I not been in a fierce battle I would have simply gotten up from computer and retrieved him. Instead, I waited until I was safely at 120 meters. Had to knock hole in wall to get cat. Patrol 4: Wife said TV smells hot. I said I’ll check it as soon as I sink this ammo ship. Mean time TV gave off spark and ruined it. Also burned down Christmas Tree. Patrol 5: Grandson told me that something wasn’t right with the washer in basement. Couldn’t stop now, trying to shake this d#@! destroyer. 2 hours later I checked things out in the basement. Had to put on my captains hat and rain gear. Went down and started the bilge pump. Hose on washer broke, 6 inches of water in the basement. Patrol 6: Sneaking into enemy port. On surface at night and all going well. I hear yelling. Thought a DD snuck up on me. NUTZ! I’m way out here and out of fuel. This isn’t good. The yelling is from my wife. I was to call the fuel guy and tell him to fill us up. I couldn’t! I wasn’t near home, I was out on patrol. Getting cold in here now and she hates bathing in cold water. Told her it isn’t fun being part of a sub crew. As soon as they take the stitches out I’m sure my head will be OK. I just got off the phone with my attorney. Now he says I have no case! He says there are mitigating circumstances. I got medals and was promoted. Being a GWX captain is a tough life but someone has to do it!! GREAT JOB GUYS! Your work is simply OUTSTANDING!!!!! Jim

12-28-06, 11:22 AM	#2
danlisa Navy Seal Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Cornwall, UK Posts: 5,499 Downloads: 45 Uploads: 1	:rotfl: :rotfl: At least your car didn't break down. __________________

12-28-06, 11:24 AM	#3
Safe-Keeper Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Norway Posts: 3,234 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	Don't scare me like that again. Actual post::rotfl: __________________ First Strike Mod tester. Hardcore sub skipper.

12-28-06, 12:12 PM	#4
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,255 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Good one man and really the truth of the matter __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

12-28-06, 12:26 PM	#5
Von Hinten Commander Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Netherlands Posts: 466 Downloads: 54 Uploads: 0	Great post, though the title scared me a bit. __________________ Regardz, Von Hinten UC3 Nautilus' engineer for 45 minutes!

12-28-06, 01:08 PM	#6
CWorth Grey Wolf Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Gettysburg PA Posts: 845 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	Good grief!!! Great post...had me worried there when I saw the title. And just for that you get....

12-28-06, 01:17 PM	#7
Vikinger Captain Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Sweden Posts: 514 Downloads: 44 Uploads: 6	ROFL @/whit Darkfin.

12-28-06, 01:56 PM	#10
Subwolf Sonar Guy Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: USA/Norway Posts: 394 Downloads: 30 Uploads: 0	Shame on you Kapt. Lehmann you can borrow my fryingpan too, but I guess you'll find my measures a little overkill as usual..

12-28-06, 01:59 PM	#11
Respenus Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,169 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I almost shot you when I read the title! Not a good boy! __________________

12-28-06, 03:01 PM	#12
stabiz Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Norway Posts: 4,224 Downloads: 14 Uploads: 0	:rotfl:What a great way to enter the forums! __________________

12-28-06, 03:03 PM	#13
elite_hunter_sh3 The Old Man Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,376 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	u bastard u scared the poopoo outta me i hope death comes swiftly to ur uboat and crew on the high seas :rotfl:

12-28-06, 05:32 PM	#14
Corsair Ace of the Deep Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Toulouse France Posts: 1,140 Downloads: 51 Uploads: 0	This is great... Keep this kind of posts coming, nearly wet my pants from laughing...:rotfl: __________________ NYGM 3.4A / Living SH3 V5.1 + SH3 Commander

12-28-06, 05:40 PM	#15
_Seth_ Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: In Tromsoe, @Tirpitz' final resting place.. Posts: 3,277 Downloads: 94 Uploads: 0	.....Dang...i thought this was real.. Thank god it isnt.. That someone would start a law suit agains GWX... My mind went to the developers in romania...Maybe they didnt recieve their subsim-mugs, and wanted to get even at Subsim or the Kpt. and his crew.... Excellent way to join this community, mate, you really scared the heck out of me! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: __________________