Bernard and family naval training

AVGWarhawk · 11-30-06, 05:37 PM

Have you ever wonder how Bernard go his expert training of vessels and u-boats? Here we have Bernards family videos of naval practice and rules of good seamenship. Note, you will see his grandparents, parents, brothers and sisters who all are great naval skippers! It is not a wonder Bernard is as good as he is!!!!!!!!!!

11-30-06, 06:08 PM

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Yeppers! No problem understanding how Bernard got his excellent Skippering skills!

phatmatt · 11-30-06, 06:16 PM

That just might explain a lot of things.

FlyinS · 11-30-06, 06:26 PM

My favorite is the second one where the big lady pulls the kid into the boat

Tuddley3 · 11-30-06, 06:30 PM

And here I was thinking Bernard was the only bad seed in the pod.

AVGWarhawk · 11-30-06, 06:31 PM

The best is the kid getting owned when he jumps to the sailboat and crushes his nuts on the edge of the boat. Now that had to hurt!

Sailor Steve · 11-30-06, 06:45 PM

"Herr Dumkopf, your son is a menace to the Kiel Yachting Society."
"I know, I'll put him in the u-boat service! That will make a man out of him!"
"If not, we'll probably never see him again anyway."
"Thank God for small favors!"

_Seth_ · 11-30-06, 06:55 PM

OMFG!!!! EXCELLENT!!!! "I now understand"!!!:rotfl::rotfl:

TarJak · 11-30-06, 09:17 PM

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:I love the attempt to throw Mrs Dumkopff off the yacht and capsize the whole thing. Nice work! I'd hate to be on that yacht under sail!

nightdagger · 11-30-06, 10:19 PM

Since we all know about Bernard himself, let's look at his family:

Son 1:
Son 2:
Parents:

See if there are any more family members we can dig up...

Jimbuna · 12-01-06, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

"Herr Dumkopf, your son is a menace to the Kiel Yachting Society."
"I know, I'll put him in the u-boat service! That will make a man out of him!"
"If not, we'll probably never see him again anyway."
"Thank God for small favors!"

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

11-30-06, 05:37 PM	#1
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,256 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Bernard and family naval training Have you ever wonder how Bernard go his expert training of vessels and u-boats? Here we have Bernards family videos of naval practice and rules of good seamenship. Note, you will see his grandparents, parents, brothers and sisters who all are great naval skippers! It is not a wonder Bernard is as good as he is!!!!!!!!!! __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

11-30-06, 06:16 PM	#3
phatmatt Machinist's Mate Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 121 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	That just might explain a lot of things. __________________

11-30-06, 06:31 PM	#6
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,256 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	The best is the kid getting owned when he jumps to the sailboat and crushes his nuts on the edge of the boat. Now that had to hurt! __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

11-30-06, 06:45 PM	#7
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	"Herr Dumkopf, your son is a menace to the Kiel Yachting Society." "I know, I'll put him in the u-boat service! That will make a man out of him!" "If not, we'll probably never see him again anyway." "Thank God for small favors!" __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

11-30-06, 06:55 PM	#8
_Seth_ Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: In Tromsoe, @Tirpitz' final resting place.. Posts: 3,277 Downloads: 94 Uploads: 0	OMFG!!!! EXCELLENT!!!! "I now understand"!!!:rotfl::rotfl: __________________

11-30-06, 06:08 PM	#2
Albrecht Von Hesse Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Yeppers! No problem understanding how Bernard got his excellent Skippering skills!

11-30-06, 06:26 PM	#4
FlyinS Seaman Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 35 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	My favorite is the second one where the big lady pulls the kid into the boat

11-30-06, 06:30 PM	#5
Tuddley3 Grey Wolf Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Augusta, Maine USA Posts: 905 Downloads: 170 Uploads: 0	And here I was thinking Bernard was the only bad seed in the pod.

11-30-06, 09:17 PM	#9
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:I love the attempt to throw Mrs Dumkopff off the yacht and capsize the whole thing. Nice work! I'd hate to be on that yacht under sail!

11-30-06, 10:19 PM	#10
nightdagger Officer Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 243 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Since we all know about Bernard himself, let's look at his family: Son 1: Son 2: Parents: See if there are any more family members we can dig up...