Bad Weapons Officer

sonicninja · 10-30-06, 09:32 AM

Im on my second patrol now, 1940 and so far every ship i have engaged I have missed by inches with my torpedos.

I am now planning to recover my spent torpedos from the sea bed, drag them back onto the boat and then back down to the torpedo room, covering them in vaseline and shoving them up the weapons officers hoop!!!!

I have no idea what the problem is, on my first patrol i managed to sink a destroyer but that took about 5 torpedo's.

Im identifying the targets, then locking the target, getting the weapons officer to plot a solution and firing the torpedo! Is it me or is it just my Dumkoffen weapons guy that needs das booten und die backsiden??:hmm:

PS. I passed the exam in the torpedos section no problem, may be i will just surface about 2 meters from my targets and get the crew to throw eggs at the enemy crews.

10-30-06, 09:32 AM	#1
sonicninja Watch Officer Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Periscope Depth Posts: 341 Downloads: 937 Uploads: 0	Bad Weapons Officer Im on my second patrol now, 1940 and so far every ship i have engaged I have missed by inches with my torpedos. I am now planning to recover my spent torpedos from the sea bed, drag them back onto the boat and then back down to the torpedo room, covering them in vaseline and shoving them up the weapons officers hoop!!!! I have no idea what the problem is, on my first patrol i managed to sink a destroyer but that took about 5 torpedo's. Im identifying the targets, then locking the target, getting the weapons officer to plot a solution and firing the torpedo! Is it me or is it just my Dumkoffen weapons guy that needs das booten und die backsiden??:hmm: PS. I passed the exam in the torpedos section no problem, may be i will just surface about 2 meters from my targets and get the crew to throw eggs at the enemy crews.