Subsim Fantasy Football Reports

Gut Wrench · 12-14-09, 11:56 PM

SHOCK NORRIS DIVISION WINNER.
...and final Wildcards stolen by Green Beans and Mudville Nine.

A wild final week of the regular season has seen a couple of the league favorites fail to reach expectations, and a couple of other teams literally steal their way into the Subsim Torpedo Bowl finals.

Already assured of the divisional titles, Every Given Sunday of the Sub Simmer division rested the starters, slumped to their third consecutive loss allowing the Reapers to score a season high record win of 131-75, and give them an opportunity to make the playoffs pending the results of other games.

Helmands Nighthawks, having acquired the Surface Skimmers Division and assured the #1 playoff position, had little to play for. Their opponents however, the Wild Boston Terriers needed the win to take the division, but it was not to be. The Nighthawks relegated the Terriers to the Consolation Series winning the game 114 - 90, even with Kurt Warner's substandard Monday Night performance.

The Dragons, having already clinched a Championship berth, were only playing for the #2 or #3 seed in the Championship Series. A win or a loss would make no difference to their position, they were always going to be dependent on other results to learn whom they would be playing in the post season. But they did get a close look at the BP Badasses as they defeated the Dragons 113-105

The highest ranked team fighting for the last two positions, the Miners were scheduled to play the Australian Taipans, the only international team not to make the playoffs. Someone forgot to tell them that and the arm of Eli Manning throwing for 391 yards led to the Taipans beating the Miners 92 - 88. The loss didn't eliminate the Miners, but their post season rested on the Mudville Nine - Show Me Your TD's game.

In week 4, the Mudville Nine annihilated the TD's, and on the return match, showed it was no fluke by defeating them again 87-67. The win put the Nine into the consolation series, but, the Miners future would rest on the Green Beans - Huge Manatee game. The Beans, playing one of the "ghost" teams, took the game easily 83-52, and dropped the Miners to spectators for the remainder of the season.

And after fourteen regular season weeks, the league looks like this.

DIVISIONAL CHAMPIONS
Team.....Record

Nighthawks...11-3
BP Badasses..11-3
Dragons...... 9-5
Every Given Sunday 8-6

WILDCARD PLAY OFFS
Team....... Record

Ded Poets.......11-3 (Norriss Division)
Wild Terriers....9-4 (Norris Division)
Green Beans...8-6 (Sub Simmers Division)
Mudville Nine..8-6 (Surface Skimmers)

SUNK
Team....... Record

Reapers........ 7-7
Miners...........7-7
AU Taipans.....6-8
Show Me TD's..6-8
Collared Greenz.5-9
Huge Manatee..3-11
Drunk Hogs......2-11
Phants Rage.....1-13

The playoff schedule starting next week goes like this.

The Nighthawks, with home field advantage, host Every Given Sunday in Cyprus. In week 5, Show Me Your TD's stunned the Nighthawkls with a 105-95 victory. As the #2 seed, the BP Badasses host the Dragons, having only just played each other this week.

In the Consolation Series, the highest seed is the 11-3 Ded Poets with a record good enough to win any division (except their own) and drawn the Mudville Nine, a team they narrowly defetaed in week 2 with a 77-72 win. The Wild Boston Terriers (9-5) host the Green Beans, a team that they lost to in the opening week 78-123.

A wild post season looms as the race to the Torpedo Bowl continues.

Each week, the Associated Subsim Writers (ASW) will nominated their Most Valuable Torpedo (MVT) of the week, the single player who proved decisive in their teams performance.

In week fourteen, the Associated Subsim Writers are pleased to present, for 11 receptions, 193 yards, 3 rushing TD's for a score of 37.8 points, Andrew Johnson of the BP Badasses is the Week Fourteen MVT.

12-14-09, 11:56 PM	#29
Gut Wrench Chief Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Everywhere Posts: 321 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	SHOCK NORRIS DIVISION WINNER. ...and final Wildcards stolen by Green Beans and Mudville Nine. A wild final week of the regular season has seen a couple of the league favorites fail to reach expectations, and a couple of other teams literally steal their way into the Subsim Torpedo Bowl finals. Already assured of the divisional titles, Every Given Sunday of the Sub Simmer division rested the starters, slumped to their third consecutive loss allowing the Reapers to score a season high record win of 131-75, and give them an opportunity to make the playoffs pending the results of other games. Helmands Nighthawks, having acquired the Surface Skimmers Division and assured the #1 playoff position, had little to play for. Their opponents however, the Wild Boston Terriers needed the win to take the division, but it was not to be. The Nighthawks relegated the Terriers to the Consolation Series winning the game 114 - 90, even with Kurt Warner's substandard Monday Night performance. The Dragons, having already clinched a Championship berth, were only playing for the #2 or #3 seed in the Championship Series. A win or a loss would make no difference to their position, they were always going to be dependent on other results to learn whom they would be playing in the post season. But they did get a close look at the BP Badasses as they defeated the Dragons 113-105 The highest ranked team fighting for the last two positions, the Miners were scheduled to play the Australian Taipans, the only international team not to make the playoffs. Someone forgot to tell them that and the arm of Eli Manning throwing for 391 yards led to the Taipans beating the Miners 92 - 88. The loss didn't eliminate the Miners, but their post season rested on the Mudville Nine - Show Me Your TD's game. In week 4, the Mudville Nine annihilated the TD's, and on the return match, showed it was no fluke by defeating them again 87-67. The win put the Nine into the consolation series, but, the Miners future would rest on the Green Beans - Huge Manatee game. The Beans, playing one of the "ghost" teams, took the game easily 83-52, and dropped the Miners to spectators for the remainder of the season. And after fourteen regular season weeks, the league looks like this. DIVISIONAL CHAMPIONS Team.....Record Nighthawks...11-3 BP Badasses..11-3 Dragons...... 9-5 Every Given Sunday 8-6 WILDCARD PLAY OFFS Team....... Record Ded Poets.......11-3 (Norriss Division) Wild Terriers....9-4 (Norris Division) Green Beans...8-6 (Sub Simmers Division) Mudville Nine..8-6 (Surface Skimmers) SUNK Team....... Record Reapers........ 7-7 Miners...........7-7 AU Taipans.....6-8 Show Me TD's..6-8 Collared Greenz.5-9 Huge Manatee..3-11 Drunk Hogs......2-11 Phants Rage.....1-13 The playoff schedule starting next week goes like this. The Nighthawks, with home field advantage, host Every Given Sunday in Cyprus. In week 5, Show Me Your TD's stunned the Nighthawkls with a 105-95 victory. As the #2 seed, the BP Badasses host the Dragons, having only just played each other this week. In the Consolation Series, the highest seed is the 11-3 Ded Poets with a record good enough to win any division (except their own) and drawn the Mudville Nine, a team they narrowly defetaed in week 2 with a 77-72 win. The Wild Boston Terriers (9-5) host the Green Beans, a team that they lost to in the opening week 78-123. A wild post season looms as the race to the Torpedo Bowl continues. Each week, the Associated Subsim Writers (ASW) will nominated their Most Valuable Torpedo (MVT) of the week, the single player who proved decisive in their teams performance. In week fourteen, the Associated Subsim Writers are pleased to present, for 11 receptions, 193 yards, 3 rushing TD's for a score of 37.8 points, Andrew Johnson of the BP Badasses is the Week Fourteen MVT.