Whac-A-Squirrel - Page 78

Eisenwurst · 12-03-17, 06:43 PM

Man ya gotta be quick!!

Rockstar · 12-03-17, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

5 POINTS

Quote:

Originally Posted by eisenwurst

Whack.

3 more and I'm an ace.

Foul: Two squirrels and only one whack!

I whack the second one! WHACK

Judges agree and award 2.5 points to me.

Game on!

Eisenwurst · 12-03-17, 09:18 PM

My whacker jammed, and I could only get one whack off.

Unbiased judge's ruling please $$$$$$

propbeanie · 12-03-17, 10:08 PM

A "Whac" with a whacker is whak enuff... Two for one, today only...

Full points to eisenwurst!

Honorable mention to Rockstar for trying, and for the fully documented - including very nice visual aids - posting...

Notice: This is opinion only, and subject to immediate, if not sooner, revocation by the one and only little squirrel, Eichhörnchen (who keeps much different hours than I do...)

This post has been brought to you by an opinionated opinion sharer...

Rockstar · 12-03-17, 10:17 PM

I suppose its possible one strike could whack two squirrels, but I think it is dependent on the size of eisenwurst's mallet. I heard its pretty tiny and girls laugh at it. Therefore I find it inconceivable he could whack two squirrels at the same time.

propbeanie · 12-03-17, 10:28 PM

Are you insulting a man and his whacker?...

-sorry eisenwurst - that ~is~ funny, especially the speed with which it was delivered!

That is just too much!

The Golden Girls!

Eichhörnchen · 12-04-17, 12:31 AM

I had to write a new rule in the middle of a game; well it's my game (and don't think you can whack this one... it's not a xmas squirrel, so no points). So I hereby rule that it's one whack per picture. This is owing to the fact that the legal part of the whack is actually in the text and not the picture... an odd legal point which is too complicated to go into here, but it essentially means that only the textual element of the post would be recognised as a whack in a Court of Law.

In the meantime:

4 POINTS

Eisenwurst · 12-04-17, 12:40 AM

Thanks. ( Gives secret handshake )

Now to business.

Whack.

Eichhörnchen · 12-04-17, 12:44 AM

0 POINTS for Kevin Spacey

Eichhörnchen · 12-04-17, 02:01 AM

4 POINTS

HW3 · 12-04-17, 02:21 AM

Whack

Eichhörnchen · 12-04-17, 03:00 AM

3 POINTS

HW3 · 12-04-17, 03:03 AM

Whack

Good night!

Eichhörnchen · 12-04-17, 04:27 AM

6 POINTS

THEBERBSTER · 12-04-17, 04:36 AM

wack wack

12-03-17, 06:43 PM	#1156
Eisenwurst Silent Hunter Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 3,633 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	Man ya gotta be quick!! __________________

12-03-17, 09:18 PM	#1158
Eisenwurst Silent Hunter Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 3,633 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	My whacker jammed, and I could only get one whack off. Unbiased judge's ruling please $$$$$$ __________________

12-03-17, 10:08 PM	#1159
propbeanie CTD - it's not just a job Join Date: May 2016 Location: One hour from Music City USA! Posts: 9,762 Downloads: 441 Uploads: 2	A "Whac" with a whacker is whak enuff... Two for one, today only... Full points to eisenwurst! Honorable mention to Rockstar for trying, and for the fully documented - including very nice visual aids - posting... Notice: This is opinion only, and subject to immediate, if not sooner, revocation by the one and only little squirrel, Eichhörnchen (who keeps much different hours than I do...) This post has been brought to you by an opinionated opinion sharer... __________________ "...and bollocks to the naysayer/s" - Jimbuna

12-03-17, 10:17 PM	#1160
Rockstar Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Zendia Bar & Grill Posts: 11,907 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	I suppose its possible one strike could whack two squirrels, but I think it is dependent on the size of eisenwurst's mallet. I heard its pretty tiny and girls laugh at it. Therefore I find it inconceivable he could whack two squirrels at the same time. __________________ Guardian of the honey and nuts Let's assume I'm right, it'll save time. Last edited by Rockstar; 12-03-17 at 10:32 PM.

12-03-17, 10:28 PM	#1161
propbeanie CTD - it's not just a job Join Date: May 2016 Location: One hour from Music City USA! Posts: 9,762 Downloads: 441 Uploads: 2	Are you insulting a man and his whacker?... -sorry eisenwurst - that ~is~ funny, especially the speed with which it was delivered! That is just too much! The Golden Girls! __________________ "...and bollocks to the naysayer/s" - Jimbuna

12-04-17, 12:31 AM	#1162
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,767 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Giving me a hard time... I had to write a new rule in the middle of a game; well it's my game (and don't think you can whack this one... it's not a xmas squirrel, so no points). So I hereby rule that it's *one whack per picture.* This is owing to the fact that the legal part of the whack is actually in the text and not the picture... an odd legal point which is too complicated to go into here, but it essentially means that only the textual element of the post would be recognised as a whack in a Court of Law. In the meantime: 4 POINTS __________________

12-04-17, 12:40 AM	#1163
Eisenwurst Silent Hunter Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 3,633 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	Thanks. ( Gives secret handshake ) Now to business. Whack. __________________ Last edited by Eisenwurst; 12-04-17 at 01:00 AM.

12-04-17, 12:44 AM	#1164
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,767 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	0 POINTS for Kevin Spacey __________________

12-04-17, 02:01 AM	#1165
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,767 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	4 POINTS __________________

12-04-17, 02:21 AM	#1166
HW3 Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Gresham Oregon Posts: 6,446 Downloads: 453 Uploads: 0	Whack __________________ "Some ships are designed to sink...others require our assistance." Nathan Zelk

12-04-17, 03:00 AM	#1167
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,767 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	3 POINTS __________________

12-04-17, 03:03 AM	#1168
HW3 Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Gresham Oregon Posts: 6,446 Downloads: 453 Uploads: 0	Whack Good night! __________________ "Some ships are designed to sink...others require our assistance." Nathan Zelk

12-04-17, 04:27 AM	#1169
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,767 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	6 POINTS __________________

12-04-17, 04:36 AM	#1170
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