What The Hell Kind Of A Sub Sim Is This!!!!!

succerpunch · 05-09-15, 02:08 PM

http://best-submarine-simulation-game.blogspot.com/

WTF game is this! Its screenshots are from every bloody Subsim in existence (not really but still)

Please tell what you think?

Because I am not impressed!

NOTE: When you visit the "Best Submarine Simulator link, have a good laugh, but we caution you, do not click the DOWNLOAD button. There is no sim, it's simply click bait. --Admin

Gargamel · 05-09-15, 02:32 PM

I dunno, but I'd be curious about German Gato class U-boats operating in the pacific.

Subnuts · 05-09-15, 02:37 PM

Take a shot of whiskey every time you find something wrong with this uniform.

Onkel Neal · 05-09-15, 03:19 PM

Good enough for the main page

Betonov · 05-09-15, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Subnuts

Take a shot of whiskey every time you find something wrong with this uniform.

I'm not an expert on uniforms but I'd rather keep my whole bottle of Chivas for some other occasion and uniform experts should also refrain, pumping out the stomach is a costly operation.

Subnuts · 05-09-15, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Subnuts

Take a shot of whiskey every time you find something wrong with this uniform.

"Sure, I might be a six-stripe Hyperadmiral in the Navy, but every now and then I like to hop in my time machine, go back to the 50s, and be a Marine Corps Technical Sergeant for the weekend. Can I interest you in my Coast Guard re-enactment group?"

Schroeder · 05-09-15, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Subnuts

Take a shot of whiskey every time you find something wrong with this uniform.

Why? That's the normal uniform of Uber sergeant-major master-sergeants of the commanding officer corps of the US Navy.

NeonSamurai · 05-09-15, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Subnuts

Take a shot of whiskey every time you find something wrong with this uniform.

Sadly he lost his legs during World War XII. But don't worry, he is still able to float around barking orders while looking like a total badass (or is that dumbass

) thanks to the micro hover-lifts installed into his legs.

I also love the Akula... I'm sorry I mean German Gato submarine background.

Seriously though, the video is truly awesome.

Hinrich Schwab · 05-09-15, 07:30 PM

I had no idea that Bernard had branched out into game design.

Subnuts · 05-09-15, 07:40 PM

I think we're all being too mean. This is clearly the best subsim where you get to play a hovering superadmiral marine in command of a German Gato-class submarine in the Pacific with x number of torpedoes and a submachine gun. It even features "civil ships," a map screen, the ability to select targets, and a visor that you have to learn about before you accomplish your objectives!

banryu79 · 05-10-15, 01:02 PM

Lol lol lol, this thread brings me to tears each time I read it!!!

banryu79 · 05-11-15, 07:36 AM

Yes please, add a disclaimer but don't delete or block the thread, is so much fun!!

Subnuts · 05-11-15, 08:25 AM

Hold the phone. I think that entire page is really an elaborate scam set up by Neal to have people guess "Best Submarine Simulation Game" whenever he posts a screenshot of "Danger from the Deep" during the 2015 Mystery Subsim Challenge.

NeonSamurai · 05-11-15, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Subnuts

Hold the phone. I think that entire page is really an elaborate scam set up by Neal to have people guess "Best Submarine Simulation Game" whenever he posts a screenshot of "Danger from the Deep" during the 2015 Mystery Subsim Challenge.

Nah, I mean Neal's command of the English language is pretty bad. But even he isn't as bad as what I see on that site.

CaptBones · 05-11-15, 11:10 AM

Yes, yes indeed; another fine example of a true-to-life, hysterically accurate (er...my bad..."historically accurate") simulation for serious wargamers. It fits right in there with "Tank"...armored vehicle warfare on a giant dirt-bike obstacle track ("Damn the reality...ramming speed!"

).

But really folks...doesn't this at least make Ubisoft's products, no matter how flawed initially, look a bit better?

Y'know, looking closely at the hero of this Ad, he is wearing a slightly older U.S. Army Class 'A' Service uniform blouse and trousers (partly) with a U.S. Navy Flag Officer's service dress combination cap (white cover). Maybe he's a member of the American People's Liberation Army Navy.

Hhhmmm...he does look a little familiar though. Got it...Magua survived his encounter with Chingachgook, found an alien time-machine and made it to the nearest Army-Navy Surplus Store in order to disguise himself and re-infiltrate behind Colonial lines, unaware that the French & Indian War ended shortly after he hatched his devious scheme. Well, it makes for a story line that would seem to fit right in with this abomination.

05-09-15, 02:08 PM	#1
succerpunch Torpedoman Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: South Africa, Cape Town Posts: 114 Downloads: 292 Uploads: 0	What The Hell Kind Of A Sub Sim Is This!!!!! http://best-submarine-simulation-game.blogspot.com/ WTF game is this! Its screenshots are from every bloody Subsim in existence (not really but still) Please tell what you think? Because I am not impressed! NOTE: When you visit the "Best Submarine Simulator link, have a good laugh, but we caution you, do not click the DOWNLOAD button. There is no sim, it's simply click bait. --Admin Last edited by Onkel Neal; 05-10-15 at 06:47 PM.

05-09-15, 02:32 PM	#2
Gargamel Lucky Sailor Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Rome Posts: 4,272 Downloads: 81 Uploads: 0	I dunno, but I'd be curious about German Gato class U-boats operating in the pacific. __________________ Luck is a residue of Design.

05-09-15, 02:37 PM	#3
Subnuts The Old Man Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Connecticut Posts: 1,658 Downloads: 14 Uploads: 0	Take a shot of whiskey every time you find something wrong with this uniform. __________________ My Amazon.com reviews

05-09-15, 03:19 PM	#4
Onkel Neal Born to Run Silent Join Date: Jan 1997 Location: Cougar Trap, Texas Posts: 21,290 Downloads: 534 Uploads: 224	Good enough for the main page __________________ SUBSIM - 26 Years on the Web

05-09-15, 07:40 PM	#10
Subnuts The Old Man Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Connecticut Posts: 1,658 Downloads: 14 Uploads: 0	I think we're all being too mean. This is clearly the best subsim where you get to play a hovering superadmiral marine in command of a German Gato-class submarine in the Pacific with x number of torpedoes and a submachine gun. It even features "civil ships," a map screen, the ability to select targets, and a visor that you have to learn about before you accomplish your objectives! __________________ My Amazon.com reviews

05-09-15, 07:30 PM	#9
Hinrich Schwab Grey Wolf Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 908 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 0	I had no idea that Bernard had branched out into game design.

05-10-15, 01:02 PM	#11
banryu79 Samurai Navy Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: Italy Posts: 554 Downloads: 82 Uploads: 2	Lol lol lol, this thread brings me to tears each time I read it!!!

05-11-15, 07:36 AM	#12
banryu79 Samurai Navy Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: Italy Posts: 554 Downloads: 82 Uploads: 2	Yes please, add a disclaimer but don't delete or block the thread, is so much fun!!

05-11-15, 08:25 AM	#13
Subnuts The Old Man Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Connecticut Posts: 1,658 Downloads: 14 Uploads: 0	Hold the phone. I think that entire page is really an elaborate scam set up by Neal to have people guess "Best Submarine Simulation Game" whenever he posts a screenshot of "Danger from the Deep" during the 2015 Mystery Subsim Challenge. __________________ My Amazon.com reviews

05-11-15, 11:10 AM	#15
CaptBones The Old Man Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Rockton, IL Posts: 274 Downloads: 208 Uploads: 0	ROTF-LMAO Yes, yes indeed; another fine example of a true-to-life, hysterically accurate (er...my bad..."historically accurate") simulation for serious wargamers. It fits right in there with "Tank"...armored vehicle warfare on a giant dirt-bike obstacle track ("Damn the reality...ramming speed!"). But really folks...doesn't this at least make Ubisoft's products, no matter how flawed initially, look a bit better? Y'know, looking closely at the hero of this Ad, he is wearing a slightly older U.S. Army Class 'A' Service uniform blouse and trousers (partly) with a U.S. Navy Flag Officer's service dress combination cap (white cover). Maybe he's a member of the American People's Liberation Army Navy. Hhhmmm...he does look a little familiar though. Got it...Magua survived his encounter with Chingachgook, found an alien time-machine and made it to the nearest Army-Navy Surplus Store in order to disguise himself and re-infiltrate behind Colonial lines, unaware that the French & Indian War ended shortly after he hatched his devious scheme. Well, it makes for a story line that would seem to fit right in with this abomination.