Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams - Page 99

07-21-08, 02:00 AM

Granted, but the sound of music is the drumbeat of heavy artillery firing mustard gas.

I wish KK Georg von Trapp had of stayed with submarines instead of creating musicals.

nikimcbee · 07-21-08, 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Randomizer

Granted, but the sound of music is the drumbeat of heavy artillery firing mustard gas.

I wish KK Georg von Trapp had of stayed with submarines instead of creating musicals.

Granted, but where would Rammstein get their inspiration?

I wish I had a time machine, so I could go out with Gillian Anderson 10 years ago.

(See pilot x-file episode for scene)
Gillian- "What are these marks on my back?" Towel drops...

Ol' Naughty McBee-

:p

"Let me take a look, oh wait on your back?"

Raptor1 · 07-21-08, 02:23 AM

Granted, but due to an error in calculation you and Gillian Anderson are transported back to Flanders, 1917

I wish for ERROR_STRINGNOTFOUND

rifleman13 · 07-21-08, 02:59 AM

Granted, but unfortunately your computer not only crashed but it also explodes!

I wish everything in the universe is balanced....

Jimbuna · 07-21-08, 05:37 AM

Granted, but the scales needed are so large that they knock the earth off its axis and out of orbit with the rest of the solar system.

I wish tightropes were a little slacker.

07-21-08, 08:33 AM

Granted, but nobody is interested in watching a slackwire act so the Circus industry collapses. Bands of unemployed circus performers roam throughout the land unchecked. Your own neighbourhood fills up with rabid organ-grinding monkees, bearded ladies and other assorted freaks.

I wish people would quit worshipping worthless celebrities.

UnderseaLcpl · 07-21-08, 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Randomizer

Granted, but nobody is interested in watching a slackwire act so the Circus industry collapses. Bands of unemployed circus performers roam throughout the land unchecked. Your own neighbourhood fills up with rabid organ-grinding monkees, bearded ladies and other assorted freaks.

I wish people would quit worshipping worthless celebrities.

Granted, they now worship wothless independent film actors

I wish Tibet was free.

Jimbuna · 07-21-08, 11:09 AM

Granted, but it is only free of self rule.

I wish Russia was a member of the EEC.

Tango589 · 07-21-08, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Granted, but it is only free of self rule.

I wish Russia was a member of the EEC.

Granted, but due to a typing error Russia is now a member of the RAC, so all roadside technicians are transported off to Moscow leaving no-one to fix the clapped-out motors here.

I wish I could see Cream and Jimi Hendrix play live.

07-21-08, 12:16 PM

Granted, but then you would have to be old, perhaps bald and maybe a bit thicker around the middle.

I wish I could see The Doors, Ten Years After and Foghat live again.

Stealth Hunter · 07-21-08, 01:11 PM

Granted, but whilst driving to see them, you're hit head-on by another car at 60 mph... and killed.

I wish that I could wish unfortunate things to happen to anyone I didn't like.

Tango589 · 07-21-08, 01:38 PM

Granted, but karma has got REALLY bad things lined up for you...

I wish I had my own place to live.

Raptor1 · 07-21-08, 01:43 PM

Granted, you are given your very own spot in Gulag #136221643

I wish I knew what WHAYTMGDZSOVMGEBAVESNMIBSMDOCVXZGSDG stands for...

Tango589 · 07-21-08, 01:50 PM

Granted, but as it is a secret code used by Freemasons you are 'hushed up' permanently.*

*not that I know anything about freemasonsary or their secretive goings on.

I wish I knew what Freemasons got up to. Especially with that shirt-open-and-one-trouser-leg-rolled-up business.

07-21-08, 02:49 PM

Granted, but due to an unfortunate misunderstanding you are brought into the world of Free Mimes, a world that you can never speak of to others. While heading home in your make-up, black suit and hat, you are accidently crushed when a less-than-free mason drops a load of rock on your head as you walk past a construction site. Nobody hears your screams.

I wish all terrorists were extinct.

07-21-08, 02:23 AM	#1473
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Granted, but due to an error in calculation you and Gillian Anderson are transported back to Flanders, 1917 I wish for ERROR_STRINGNOTFOUND __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

07-21-08, 05:37 AM	#1475
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,539 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Granted, but the scales needed are so large that they knock the earth off its axis and out of orbit with the rest of the solar system. I wish tightropes were a little slacker. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-21-08, 11:09 AM	#1478
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,539 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Granted, but it is only free of self rule. I wish Russia was a member of the EEC. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-21-08, 01:38 PM	#1482
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	Granted, but karma has got REALLY bad things lined up for you... I wish I had my own place to live. __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

07-21-08, 01:43 PM	#1483
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Granted, you are given your very own spot in Gulag #136221643 I wish I knew what WHAYTMGDZSOVMGEBAVESNMIBSMDOCVXZGSDG stands for... __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

07-21-08, 02:00 AM	#1471
Randomizer Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Granted, but the sound of music is the drumbeat of heavy artillery firing mustard gas. I wish KK Georg von Trapp had of stayed with submarines instead of creating musicals.

07-21-08, 02:59 AM	#1474
rifleman13 Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2008 Location: Depth-charged to Kingdom Come Posts: 927 Downloads: 28 Uploads: 0	Granted, but unfortunately your computer not only crashed but it also explodes! I wish everything in the universe is balanced....

07-21-08, 08:33 AM	#1476
Randomizer Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Granted, but nobody is interested in watching a slackwire act so the Circus industry collapses. Bands of unemployed circus performers roam throughout the land unchecked. Your own neighbourhood fills up with rabid organ-grinding monkees, bearded ladies and other assorted freaks. I wish people would quit worshipping worthless celebrities.

07-21-08, 12:16 PM	#1480
Randomizer Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Granted, but then you would have to be old, perhaps bald and maybe a bit thicker around the middle. I wish I could see The Doors, Ten Years After and Foghat live again.

07-21-08, 01:11 PM	#1481
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Granted, but whilst driving to see them, you're hit head-on by another car at 60 mph... and killed. I wish that I could wish unfortunate things to happen to anyone I didn't like.

07-21-08, 01:50 PM	#1484
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	Granted, but as it is a secret code used by Freemasons you are 'hushed up' permanently.* *not that I know anything about freemasonsary or their secretive goings on. I wish I knew what Freemasons got up to. Especially with that shirt-open-and-one-trouser-leg-rolled-up business. __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

07-21-08, 02:49 PM	#1485
Randomizer Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Granted, but due to an unfortunate misunderstanding you are brought into the world of Free Mimes, a world that you can never speak of to others. While heading home in your make-up, black suit and hat, you are accidently crushed when a less-than-free mason drops a load of rock on your head as you walk past a construction site. Nobody hears your screams. I wish all terrorists were extinct.