Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams

Granted, but the sound of music is the drumbeat of heavy artillery firing mustard gas.

I wish KK Georg von Trapp had of stayed with submarines instead of creating musicals.

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by Randomizer

Granted, but the sound of music is the drumbeat of heavy artillery firing mustard gas.

I wish KK Georg von Trapp had of stayed with submarines instead of creating musicals.

Granted, but where would Rammstein get their inspiration?

I wish I had a time machine, so I could go out with Gillian Anderson 10 years ago.

(See pilot x-file episode for scene)
Gillian- "What are these marks on my back?" Towel drops...

Ol' Naughty McBee- :p "Let me take a look, oh wait on your back?"

[Raptor1]

Granted, but due to an error in calculation you and Gillian Anderson are transported back to Flanders, 1917

I wish for ERROR_STRINGNOTFOUND

[rifleman13]

Granted, but unfortunately your computer not only crashed but it also explodes!

I wish everything in the universe is balanced....

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but the scales needed are so large that they knock the earth off its axis and out of orbit with the rest of the solar system.

I wish tightropes were a little slacker.

Granted, but nobody is interested in watching a slackwire act so the Circus industry collapses. Bands of unemployed circus performers roam throughout the land unchecked. Your own neighbourhood fills up with rabid organ-grinding monkees, bearded ladies and other assorted freaks.

I wish people would quit worshipping worthless celebrities.

[UnderseaLcpl]

Originally Posted by Randomizer

Granted, but nobody is interested in watching a slackwire act so the Circus industry collapses. Bands of unemployed circus performers roam throughout the land unchecked. Your own neighbourhood fills up with rabid organ-grinding monkees, bearded ladies and other assorted freaks.

I wish people would quit worshipping worthless celebrities.

Granted, they now worship wothless independent film actors

I wish Tibet was free.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but it is only free of self rule.

I wish Russia was a member of the EEC.

[Tango589]

Originally Posted by jimbuna

Granted, but it is only free of self rule.

I wish Russia was a member of the EEC.

Granted, but due to a typing error Russia is now a member of the RAC, so all roadside technicians are transported off to Moscow leaving no-one to fix the clapped-out motors here.

I wish I could see Cream and Jimi Hendrix play live.

Granted, but then you would have to be old, perhaps bald and maybe a bit thicker around the middle.

I wish I could see The Doors, Ten Years After and Foghat live again.

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but whilst driving to see them, you're hit head-on by another car at 60 mph... and killed.

I wish that I could wish unfortunate things to happen to anyone I didn't like.

[Tango589]

Granted, but karma has got REALLY bad things lined up for you...

I wish I had my own place to live.

[Raptor1]

Granted, you are given your very own spot in Gulag #136221643

I wish I knew what WHAYTMGDZSOVMGEBAVESNMIBSMDOCVXZGSDG stands for...

[Tango589]

Granted, but as it is a secret code used by Freemasons you are 'hushed up' permanently.*


*not that I know anything about freemasonsary or their secretive goings on.


I wish I knew what Freemasons got up to. Especially with that shirt-open-and-one-trouser-leg-rolled-up business.

Granted, but due to an unfortunate misunderstanding you are brought into the world of Free Mimes, a world that you can never speak of to others. While heading home in your make-up, black suit and hat, you are accidently crushed when a less-than-free mason drops a load of rock on your head as you walk past a construction site. Nobody hears your screams.

I wish all terrorists were extinct.