Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams - Page 97

Raptor1 · 07-19-08, 05:29 PM

Granted, it invalidates Stealth Hunter's crushed dream and therefore destroys the universe

I wish you people would stop drinking so much, sheesh...

Jimbuna · 07-19-08, 05:32 PM

Granted, now we'll drink too much.

I wish you'd mind your own business.

07-19-08, 11:43 PM

Granted, but his new business is examining Forum members drinking habits and personal lives. His next project is a fibre-optic video link from your beer fridge to his computer.

I wish I had a beer fridge.

rifleman13 · 07-20-08, 02:22 AM

Granted, you have a beer fridge, but the problem is the beer you bought isn't pasteurized! So you dump all of the bad beer and don't have enough money to buy one can of beer!

I wish all food and drink are non-perishable...

Raptor1 · 07-20-08, 02:26 AM

Granted, but all their pershiableness is transferred to you

I wish for spaenvzpievousnrounsbb0sgfhfsfbxd~~

TarJak · 07-20-08, 04:03 AM

Granted, but as I couldn't be bothered to find out what it was it's largely irrelevant.

I wish by barbecue was self cleaning.

mcf1 · 07-20-08, 04:15 AM

Granted, but if it was self cleaning, it would be also self barbecuing and that's where all the fun is.

I wish I could go back to work, I'm tired of sitting here and doing nothing

UnderseaLcpl · 07-20-08, 08:04 AM

Granted you can go back to work as a customer,

I wish my car was a transformer.

07-20-08, 08:58 AM

Granted, your car now transforms 120 volts into 6.8 volts. It is also full of toxic PCB's and sits at the top of a hydro pole. It can no longer be driven at all and this voltage is entirely useless to you. But, you still get to pay the licence and insurance fees.

I wish my truck was rust-free.

Raptor1 · 07-20-08, 09:01 AM

Granted, all the rust your truck can have...FOR FREE!

I wish the Universe was destruction-proof

rifleman13 · 07-20-08, 09:34 AM

Granted, as the universe keeps expanding and expanding humans will colonize the whole universe. As time progresses, wars of cosmic scale will engulf the universe Unfortunately, Mankind will wipe out itself in the end and the universe will continue to expand. Raptor1 will be the only one left, still playing SH3, alone.......

I wish ballpoint ink is erasable, not counting using correction fluid.

Stealth Hunter · 07-20-08, 01:12 PM

Granted, but in so doing, it will eventually fade away entirely.

I wish that I could have a cage fight with Heinrich Himmler...:hmm:

Raptor1 · 07-20-08, 01:17 PM

Granted, but it goes on for so long that they they have to introduce Bigfoot into the cage in order to finish the fight, you both die and Bigfoot takes the money

I wish you would go away...no, not you, the other one

Stealth Hunter · 07-20-08, 01:23 PM

Granted, but that means that anyone who reads your post will go away, making it the deadliest e-post in the universe.

I wish that I could cage fight with Heinrich Himmler, Adolf Hitler, AND Erwin Rommel!:rotfl:

Raptor1 · 07-20-08, 01:47 PM

Granted, they mercilessly beat you into the floor, the judge can't see whether you are down or not so the fighting (Or should I say, one-sided beating) continues until the 10 minute marker is reached and Bigfoot is once again released into the cage, killing everyone...again

I wish Bigfoot wasn't so good at cage fights

07-19-08, 05:29 PM	#1441
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Granted, it invalidates Stealth Hunter's crushed dream and therefore destroys the universe I wish you people would stop drinking so much, sheesh... __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

07-19-08, 05:32 PM	#1442
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,536 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Granted, now we'll drink too much. I wish you'd mind your own business. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-20-08, 02:26 AM	#1445
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Granted, but all their pershiableness is transferred to you I wish for spaenvzpievousnrounsbb0sgfhfsfbxd~~ __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

07-20-08, 08:04 AM	#1448
UnderseaLcpl Silent Hunter Join Date: May 2008 Location: Storming the beaches! Posts: 4,254 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Granted you can go back to work as a customer, I wish my car was a transformer. __________________ I stole this sig from Task Force

07-20-08, 09:01 AM	#1450
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Granted, all the rust your truck can have...FOR FREE! I wish the Universe was destruction-proof __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

07-19-08, 11:43 PM	#1443
Randomizer Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Granted, but his new business is examining Forum members drinking habits and personal lives. His next project is a fibre-optic video link from your beer fridge to his computer. I wish I had a beer fridge.

07-20-08, 02:22 AM	#1444
rifleman13 Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2008 Location: Depth-charged to Kingdom Come Posts: 927 Downloads: 28 Uploads: 0	Granted, you have a beer fridge, but the problem is the beer you bought isn't pasteurized! So you dump all of the bad beer and don't have enough money to buy one can of beer! I wish all food and drink are non-perishable...

07-20-08, 04:03 AM	#1446
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Granted, but as I couldn't be bothered to find out what it was it's largely irrelevant. I wish by barbecue was self cleaning.

07-20-08, 04:15 AM	#1447
mcf1 Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Greece, Volos Posts: 710 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Granted, but if it was self cleaning, it would be also self barbecuing and that's where all the fun is. I wish I could go back to work, I'm tired of sitting here and doing nothing

07-20-08, 08:58 AM	#1449
Randomizer Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Granted, your car now transforms 120 volts into 6.8 volts. It is also full of toxic PCB's and sits at the top of a hydro pole. It can no longer be driven at all and this voltage is entirely useless to you. But, you still get to pay the licence and insurance fees. I wish my truck was rust-free.

07-20-08, 09:34 AM	#1451
rifleman13 Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2008 Location: Depth-charged to Kingdom Come Posts: 927 Downloads: 28 Uploads: 0	Granted, as the universe keeps expanding and expanding humans will colonize the whole universe. As time progresses, wars of cosmic scale will engulf the universe Unfortunately, Mankind will wipe out itself in the end and the universe will continue to expand. Raptor1 will be the only one left, still playing SH3, alone....... I wish ballpoint ink is erasable, not counting using correction fluid.

07-20-08, 01:12 PM	#1452
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Granted, but in so doing, it will eventually fade away entirely. I wish that I could have a cage fight with Heinrich Himmler...:hmm:

07-20-08, 01:17 PM	#1453
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Granted, but it goes on for so long that they they have to introduce Bigfoot into the cage in order to finish the fight, you both die and Bigfoot takes the money I wish you would go away...no, not you, the other one __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

07-20-08, 01:23 PM	#1454
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Granted, but that means that anyone who reads your post will go away, making it the deadliest e-post in the universe. I wish that I could cage fight with Heinrich Himmler, Adolf Hitler, AND Erwin Rommel!:rotfl:

07-20-08, 01:47 PM	#1455
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Granted, they mercilessly beat you into the floor, the judge can't see whether you are down or not so the fighting (Or should I say, one-sided beating) continues until the 10 minute marker is reached and Bigfoot is once again released into the cage, killing everyone...again I wish Bigfoot wasn't so good at cage fights __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory