Dear Steve Thread

[Cybermat47]

Dear Steve,

I would like to go to France, but I couldn't go because a child had been watching me, so I went home. After a few minutes there, somebody gifted me a grubby tap. Should I accept the grubby tap?

Sincerely,
Salad Fingers

[Herr-Berbunch]

Dear Steve

I'm getting bored of my avatar, will I look good in a smart white suit later on today, or should I just abandon clothes altogether?

[troopie]

Dear Steve,

Are you qualified to advise Cybermat that Salad Fingers is not funny?

[Cybermat47]

Originally Posted by troopie

Dear Steve,

Are you qualified to advise Cybermat that Salad Fingers is not funny?

You're just a sticky river.

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by August

Dear Steve,

Where's the best place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Signed,
Too old to run fast

I'll be in my cave...and you're not invited.

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by soopaman2

Dear Steve.

I just let loose a monstrous rotten egg cabbage fart that chased my pets out the room.

The problem is the wife didn't leave.

What can I eat to make her leave and the pets stay?

Signed,
The family man.

Eat the pets' food. They'll think your one of them, your farts will smell like theirs and she'll be so disgusted she'll leave. Or she'll also think you're one of them and scratch your ears more, which is a good thing.

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Cybermat47

Dear Steve,

I would like to go to France, but I couldn't go because a child had been watching me, so I went home. After a few minutes there, somebody gifted me a grubby tap. Should I accept the grubby tap?

Sincerely,
Salad Fingers

Why would you want to go to France anyway?

And no, you should hold out for a clean tap.

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

Dear Steve

I'm getting bored of my avatar, will I look good in a smart white suit later on today, or should I just abandon clothes altogether?

What you should do is donate five bucks and get a custom avatar, ya cheap bum!

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by troopie

Dear Steve,

Are you qualified to advise Cybermat that Salad Fingers is not funny?

I'm not qualified to do anything.

But that's never stopped me before.

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Cybermat47

You're just a sticky river.

Salad fingers? Sticky river?

Are these home-grown euphemisms, or am I just too old to understand the latest slang?

What I know I am is too old to care anymore.

[Cybermat47]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Salad fingers? Sticky river?

Are these home-grown euphemisms, or am I just too old to understand the latest slang?

What I know I am is too old to care anymore.

Watch this, and it'll all make sense, Sensei Steve



And what do you mean your too old to care? I recall that you're 60-something, which is not old. Old is 99+.

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Cybermat47

Watch this, and it'll all make sense, Sensei Steve

All I get is "Webpage Cannot Be Displayed".

And what do you mean your too old to care? I recall that you're 60-something, which is not old. Old is 99+.

You take things way to literally and way to seriously, especially for a thread that's not supposed to be serious at all.

[Herr-Berbunch]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

. . .especially for a thread that's not supposed to be serious at all.

Wait, what?

[troopie]

@ Armistead:

I'm rather unsatisfied with the following answer:

Originally Posted by Cybermat47

And what do you mean your too old to care? I recall that you're 60-something, which is not old. Old is 99+.

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

You take things way...to seriously

Sounds a tad contradictory to me. This' may be the first time, in the last few years at least, that someone has complimented Dr Steve on his age,... and he appears to've taken offence!

[Cybermat47]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

All I get is "Webpage Cannot Be Displayed".

You'll have to switch to manual Go to YouTube, and type in Salad Fingers 4: Present...and prepare to be amazed