The Bilge - Page 89

Eichhörnchen · 08-02-15, 05:42 PM

My son likewise, but I never thought of naming them...

I realise now why I don't come down here so often...

Wolferz · 08-03-15, 04:59 AM

And something has to catch it. That makes the Bilge the most important part of any ship.

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Originally Posted by Eichhornchen

My son likewise, but I never thought of naming them...

I realise now why I don't come down here so often...

Well, when you're down here, you have no place to go but up.

I have met my share of steaming piles that have a name during the six decades I've tread this rock. I'd bet the farm that you have too.
I do believe that someone once named one Bono.

Eichhörnchen · 08-03-15, 08:26 AM

You do spend far more time in the head than is good for you, Wolferz

swamprat69er · 08-03-15, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Eichhornchen

You do spend far more time in the head than is good for you, Wolferz

Maybe he likes the privacy to communicate with an 'old friend'.

Aktungbby · 08-03-15, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Aktung is so prolific, he sometimes names them.

Yup: Hades, Mephisto, Erebus, Pluto, Prince of Darkness and occasionally Hail Proctology!

Eichhörnchen · 08-03-15, 03:05 PM

I'm going back topside now...

swamprat69er · 08-03-15, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Eichhornchen

I'm going back topside now...

chicken!!

Wolferz · 08-03-15, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by swamprat69er

Maybe he likes the privacy to communicate with an 'old friend'.

Communicate?
He's not particularly loquacious and gets beaten down for it.

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

Yup: Hades, Mephisto, Erebus, Pluto, Prince of Darkness and occasionally Hail Proctology!

You keep forgetting "C'mon Ice Cream!" after firefiter' three alarm Chili surprise

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Originally Posted by swamprat69er

chicken!!

ROTDLMAO!

I think he's just squaemish.

swamprat69er · 08-03-15, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Communicate?
He's not particularly loquacious and gets beaten down for it.

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If he wasn't comunicating, then maybe he was shaking hands with an old friend.

Wolferz · 08-03-15, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by swamprat69er

If he wasn't comunicating, then maybe he was shaking hands with an old friend.

Vigorously and often. The two nuts living next door are very productive, even at my age.

Armistead · 08-03-15, 05:21 PM

I've had it with y'all.......I am running this ship now. I want it in tip top shape. I want Wolferz removed from the head, even if by force. I want it remodeled and things so clean Neal would be happy to eat in it.

We will have no weapons, so I want some ram installed on the front. Our guns don't work so I got us all slingshots. When i call battle stations, we will all go topside, sling shots firing and ram the enemy.

swamprat69er · 08-03-15, 05:22 PM

?Where?

Aktungbby · 08-03-15, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Aktung is so prolific, he sometimes names them.

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Well there's your ramming vessel

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Originally Posted by Armistead

I've had it with y'all.......I am running this ship now. I want it in tip top shape. I want Wolferz removed from the head, even if by force. I want it remodeled and things so clean Neal would be happy to eat in it.

We will have no weapons, so I want some ram installed on the front. Our guns don't work so I got us all slingshots. When i call battle stations, we will all go topside, sling shots firing and ram the enemy.

Well I've got it all covered- I ain't COB fer nuthin': we go Trireme style And mount an Archimedean catapault (Huge slingshot ArmiBBY) on the deck I got dibs on the Thranites rowing position otherwise known as a "stool-rower"

on the upper deck

in 'honor' of my so-called 'named offspring'

The 'cat' can throw a 500 lb stone...for close work we'll go ballista

We'll recruit new bilgerats for the lower deck rowing positions- about 150 for daylong outings up to 300 Kilometers at a comfortable 7+ knots!

http://www.ageofempires.com/blog/?p=12331 Swamp can beat rhythm to keep everything in three decks of rowing tempo'd and our Padre, Tango can pour libations

to Neptune(aka Poseidon as it's all Greek to Armistead anyway

) for our safety while on the Wine Dark Sea.

Wolferz · 08-04-15, 07:53 PM

Huh?
What?

No, I'm not coming out. You're just going to have to hold it until your eyes turn yellow.

fireftr18 · 08-04-15, 08:34 PM

Aktungboy, sign me up as long as I blow up something.

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Huh?
What?

No, I'm not coming out. You're just going to have to hold it until your eyes turn yellow.

I thought you were already out. That's what Armistead said anyway.

08-02-15, 05:42 PM	#1321
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Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	I've had it with y'all.......I am running this ship now. I want it in tip top shape. I want Wolferz removed from the head, even if by force. I want it remodeled and things so clean Neal would be happy to eat in it. We will have no weapons, so I want some ram installed on the front. Our guns don't work so I got us all slingshots. When i call battle stations, we will all go topside, sling shots firing and ram the enemy. __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it. Last edited by Armistead; 08-03-15 at 06:24 PM.

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08-04-15, 07:53 PM	#1334
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Huh? What? No, I'm not coming out. You're just going to have to hold it until your eyes turn yellow. __________________ Tomorrow never comes