Dear Steve Thread - Page 8

Sailor Steve · 12-18-12, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

I accept no responsibility...nor am I responsible...which I do not take responsibility for...

We already knew you are irresponsible. Admitting it is the first step. Congratulations!

Red October1984 · 12-18-12, 11:32 PM

AHHHHHH! The spiders are crawling all over me! Hdßujvfdjjjgijdsyinvfyjb! Ćœggcssti.

Your advice didn't work. Snakes replaced the ceiling fan blades!

Help me Steve!

Sailor Steve · 12-18-12, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Oberon

Dear Steve

Where are my pigeons now?

I had two pigeons, bright and gay, fly from me the other day. Why was it they did go?

Yours
Simon

You only thought they were yours. Therefore it is you who are the pigeon.

Coo!

Gerald · 12-18-12, 11:35 PM

^well ... after all you started the journey (thread) and no one is stupid here .... It's all fun, nothing more nothing else,

Sailor Steve · 12-18-12, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Cybermat47

Dear Steve,

It's finally happened, the happy juice has run out. They're coming...THEY'RE COMING!

Sincerely,
Kuytredy

The horror! The horror!

Oh, the humanity!

Sailor Steve · 12-18-12, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red October1984

AHHHHHH! The spiders are crawling all over me! Hdßujvfdjjjgijdsyinvfyjb! Ćœggcssti.

Your advice didn't work. Snakes replaced the ceiling fan blades!

Help me Steve!

My advice worked fine! I feel much better now. One hundred dollars, please.

Ms Blankenheim, get the snakes out and replace the fan blades! Quickly!

Oberon · 12-18-12, 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

You only thought they were yours. Therefore it is you who are the pigeon.

Coo!

I see...and there is no spoon?

Armistead · 12-18-12, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

We already knew you are irresponsible. Admitting it is the first step. Congratulations!

Thanks, I feel much better about myself....

Sailor Steve · 12-18-12, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oberon

I see...and there is no spoon?

This is a family show. No spooning allowed.

Gerald · 12-18-12, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Armistead

Thanks, I feel much better about myself....

Good that you know you are vital and convenient,

Armistead · 12-18-12, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendor

Good that you know you are vital and convenient,

You know, I look at the words, I stare for minutes, still nothing.....

Well, bout time to start some online poker.....

Gerald · 12-19-12, 12:10 AM

Steve, Billy,me Neal,Tak Reece Jim and Red all loves ya here at SS....so we talk to Neal today about it

Gerald · 12-19-12, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Armistead

You know, I look at the words, I stare for minutes, still nothing.....

Well, bout time to start some online poker.....

Have ya ask Steve first? What opinion he has about gambling,

August · 12-19-12, 12:23 AM

Dear Steve,

Where's the best place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Signed,
Too old to run fast

soopaman2 · 12-19-12, 01:27 AM

Dear Steve.

I just let loose a monstrous rotten egg cabbage fart that chased my pets out the room.

The problem is the wife didn't leave.

What can I eat to make her leave and the pets stay?

Signed,
The family man.

12-18-12, 11:32 PM	#107
Red October1984 Airplane Nerd Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Texas Posts: 6,242 Downloads: 115 Uploads: 0	AHHHHHH! The spiders are crawling all over me! Hdßujvfdjjjgijdsyinvfyjb! Ćœggcssti. Your advice didn't work. Snakes replaced the ceiling fan blades! Help me Steve! __________________

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Gerald SUBSIM Newsman Join Date: May 2008 Location: Close to sea Posts: 24,238 Downloads: 548 Uploads: 0	^well ... after all you started the journey (thread) and no one is stupid here .... It's all fun, nothing more nothing else, __________________ Nothing in life is to be feard,it is only to be understood. Marie Curie

12-19-12, 12:10 AM	#117
Gerald SUBSIM Newsman Join Date: May 2008 Location: Close to sea Posts: 24,238 Downloads: 548 Uploads: 0	Steve, Billy,me Neal,Tak Reece Jim and Red all loves ya here at SS....so we talk to Neal today about it __________________ Nothing in life is to be feard,it is only to be understood. Marie Curie

12-19-12, 12:23 AM	#119
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 22,887 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Dear Steve, Where's the best place to be during a zombie apocalypse? Signed, Too old to run fast __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

12-19-12, 01:27 AM	#120
soopaman2 Der Alte Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 3,316 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	Dear Steve. I just let loose a monstrous rotten egg cabbage fart that chased my pets out the room. The problem is the wife didn't leave. What can I eat to make her leave and the pets stay? Signed, The family man. __________________ If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. -Winston Churchill- The most fascinating man in the world.