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Old 12-18-12, 02:19 PM   #1
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As usual, I'll go first.

Dear Steve,

I have been married for almost 20 years. Lately, every time my wife walks by me she mumbles under her breath. When I ask her what's she's saying, she simply replies "nothing".

What's up with her?
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Old 12-18-12, 02:27 PM   #2
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As usual, I'll go first.

Dear Steve,

I have been married for almost 20 years. Lately, every time my wife walks by me she mumbles under her breath. When I ask her what's she's saying, she simply replies "nothing".

What's up with her?
She obviously has a defective voice box. A pair of pliers might do the job, but just to be on the safe side I'd send in for Sailor's Obviously Technical Ongoing Voicebox Omnifier Class-1 Eradicator kit. Only $99.98 one-week only special. After that it goes up to $99.99.
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Old 12-18-12, 03:19 PM   #3
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She obviously has a defective voice box. A pair of pliers might do the job, but just to be on the safe side I'd send in for Sailor's Obviously Technical Ongoing Voicebox Omnifier Class-1 Eradicator kit. Only $99.98 one-week only special. After that it goes up to $99.99.
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Also, what do you do for morning constipation?

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Old 12-18-12, 03:38 PM   #4
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Couldn't help but notice that nikimcbee's medal is for 2010 and Steve's is for 2009.

Does that mean that nikimcbee is a better person to seek counseling ?

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Old 12-18-12, 05:59 PM   #5
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Couldn't help but notice that nikimcbee's medal is for 2010 and Steve's is for 2009.
This is because Neal likes it when McBee licks his nose. When I tried that Neal called the cops.

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Only if your own nose is wet and black.
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Also, what do you do for morning constipation?

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Old 12-18-12, 03:51 PM   #7
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Dear Steve,
Sorry but I can not be your girlfriend anymore because my Dad says that I am not supposed to date until I am 16.

Your friend (he said that we can still be friends),

Dave

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Dear Steve,

Were does the white go when the snow melts?

Thanks,
Frosty
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Dear Steve,
Sorry but I can not be your girlfriend anymore because my Dad says that I am not supposed to date until I am 16.

Your friend (he said that we can still be friends),

Dave

Dear Dave,

Consider yourself lucky. Your dad just wants me for himself.
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Old 12-18-12, 05:56 PM   #11
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Also, what do you do for morning constipation?
Have your wife start talking again. That should be enough.
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