Repent, the end is near, May 21st to be exact

Howard313 · 05-13-11, 04:57 PM

Quote:

A retired MTA employee has pumped his $140,000 life savings into an ad campaign warning that the world will end on May 21.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...=feeds-newsxml
Main article in link.

Well my friends looks like we again face another doomsday. According to this guy, we are all going to die in a massive earthquake. Looks like 2012 decided to show up early. Well, you all may not have known me long, but I would just like to say I love each and every one of you.....yes, even you Bernard.

This theory is based on a complex biblical mathematical process. - alot of big words in that sentence.

Now far be it from me to spit in another man's cup (i made that up, cool no?) but I'm 98.7% sure that this theory, like all the ones before it, will be proven false. Doesn't hurt to be prepared though, So I am writing you in my reinforced underground bunker next to President Obama with 3 years supply of food so......so long suckers!

Anthony W. · 05-13-11, 05:00 PM

I'll set up the blackjack table if you bring the girls! I throw a party every "doomsday"

MH · 05-13-11, 05:04 PM

Why everything must always begin in Jerusalem.

krashkart · 05-13-11, 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MH

Why everything must always begin in Jerusalem.

I know, it gets old. It's because Jerusalem is so "biblical". Can't have a doomsday prophecy without a holy 'something' being involved. Why can't it start in the great-aunt's wardrobe or some place like that?

FIREWALL · 05-13-11, 11:16 PM

I only hope his wife is notified first before, he spends "THEIR" life saveings.

Put that nut in a resthome.

Howard313 · 05-14-11, 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FIREWALL

I only hope his wife is notified first before, he spends "THEIR" life savings.

Put that nut in a resthome.

Yeah, I don't care how sure I was, I wouldn't throw away my life savings away to advertise this.

I mean....what if your wrong? But then again I'm the type of guy who wouldn't tell people about this even if I knew for a fact when and why we were going to die.

Howard313 · 05-13-11, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony W.

I'll set up the blackjack table if you bring the girls! I throw a party every "doomsday"

In that case I'll see you next saturday!

kiwi_2005 · 05-13-11, 07:41 PM

must finish SH5 campaign before the 21st

Torplexed · 05-13-11, 07:54 PM

So, if the world is ending on May 21st that must mean "Duke Nukem Forever" is slated to be released on the 22nd.

It all makes sense now.

CCIP · 05-13-11, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Torplexed

So, if the world is ending on May 21st that must mean "Duke Nukem Forever" is slated to be released on the 22nd.

It all makes sense now.

So I was right to remain in denial about Duke Nukem Forever after all. Yup, all settled, it's never coming out!

Onkel Neal · 05-13-11, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Torplexed

So, if the world is ending on May 21st that must mean "Duke Nukem Forever" is slated to be released on the 22nd.

It all makes sense now.

Jaguar · 05-18-11, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony W.

I'll set up the blackjack table if you bring the girls! I throw a party every "doomsday"

So you´re a professional gambler and a big drunkard

FIREWALL · 05-18-11, 03:51 PM

The world "WOULD" have to end on a Saturday.

Couldn't be on a Monday when, everyone feels like crap and, could give a ship.

Wolfehunter · 05-19-11, 09:56 AM

I remember this crap back in 1999 when the millennium was the end ahhaaaaa... Simple minded folks hahaaaa... I'll see you guys on the 22nd still laughing...

August · 05-19-11, 11:27 AM

Just in case in the off chance that it is true I just want to tell everyone it's been real!

05-13-11, 05:00 PM	#2
Anthony W. Grey Wolf Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Central Indiana Posts: 850 Downloads: 130 Uploads: 0	I'll set up the blackjack table if you bring the girls! I throw a party every "doomsday" __________________ Sunken Mustangs Proud Ford Mustang owner "Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead!" - Admiral David Farragut Run silent - run deep - keep the baffles clear - targets front and center. Private pilot and history buff

05-13-11, 11:16 PM	#5
FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	I only hope his wife is notified first before, he spends "THEIR" life saveings. Put that nut in a resthome. __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

05-13-11, 07:41 PM	#8
kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	must finish SH5 campaign before the 21st __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

05-13-11, 07:54 PM	#9
Torplexed Let's Sink Sumptin' ! Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 5,823 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	So, if the world is ending on May 21st that must mean "Duke Nukem Forever" is slated to be released on the 22nd. It all makes sense now. __________________ --Mobilis in Mobili--

05-18-11, 03:51 PM	#13
FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	The world "WOULD" have to end on a Saturday. Couldn't be on a Monday when, everyone feels like crap and, could give a ship. __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

05-13-11, 05:04 PM	#3
MH Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,184 Downloads: 248 Uploads: 0	Why everything must always begin in Jerusalem.

05-19-11, 09:56 AM	#14
Wolfehunter Crusty Capt. Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 2,752 Downloads: 40 Uploads: 25	I remember this crap back in 1999 when the millennium was the end ahhaaaaa... Simple minded folks hahaaaa... I'll see you guys on the 22nd still laughing... __________________

05-19-11, 11:27 AM	#15
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,220 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Just in case in the off chance that it is true I just want to tell everyone it's been real! __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.