Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams - Page 74

UnderseaLcpl · 07-01-08, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raptor1

I wish my USB was faster

Granted, nut your faster USB simply leads to faster loading of viruses into your peripherals and/or computer and you start a worldwide computer crash (except for most macs).

I wish we all had macs.....

Jimbuna · 07-01-08, 03:49 PM

Granted, but yours is a Big Mac and somebody eats it when your back is turned.

I wish I could scratch this itch.

Stealth Hunter · 07-01-08, 05:51 PM

Granted, but I misheard you and thought you said "Smash this bitch". Henceforth, the wish is granted, your co-worker dies, and the police charge you with MURDER.

I wish that I could kill all these damn ants that are invading my house.

rifleman13 · 07-01-08, 08:22 PM

Granted, but it involves a flamethrower and your house burns down to the ground!
That should get rid of them!

I wish we could get of cockroaches!

Raptor1 · 07-02-08, 02:14 AM

Granted, we get a whole bunch of cockroaches, which overrun the planet and kill us all

I wish I had a Mosin-Nagant

Jimbuna · 07-02-08, 05:11 AM

Granted, but you don't have any ammo for it.

I wish the man in the moon was real.

HunterICX · 07-02-08, 06:39 AM

Granted, he's real
but now you will have many sleepless nights, wondering if there is any man in Jupiter.

I wish it wherent so hot here right now.

HunterICX

Raptor1 · 07-02-08, 07:19 AM

Granted, World temperatures rise, so now the temperature where you are isn't so high, compared to the rest of the world

I wish Hunter didn't just doom the world to a firey end

rifleman13 · 07-02-08, 08:36 AM

Granted, his diabolical scheme was foiled, but then he had another evil plan...
the NEW ICE AGE!

I wish I could give back something to the SUBSIM community!

Raptor1 · 07-02-08, 09:08 AM

Granted, you could us give back that dinghy we lent you last month, you're not even using it...

I wish I knew how to pronounce Flugzeugträger

Jimbuna · 07-02-08, 12:57 PM

Granted, but nobody understands what your saying anyway.

I wish I wasn't a polyglot.

Kratos · 07-02-08, 05:09 PM

Quote:

I wish I wasn't a polyglot.

Granted: but you can only not be a polygot,six days of the week.On the other day (thursday) you are a multipolygot with all the alcahol you consume.

I wish i could understand polygots?

TarJak · 07-03-08, 03:11 AM

Granted, but as polygots don't exist it turns out to be a useless skill.

I wish I had a nice farmhouse in Cornwall to retire to.

Jimbuna · 07-03-08, 03:53 AM

Granted, but you soon realise that danlisa is your neighbour, then all your peace and tranquility is ruined.

I wish I had a 42" lcd monitor.

Raptor1 · 07-03-08, 03:57 AM

Granted, you have a monitor, but it cost you so much you can't pay your electricity bills and your power gets cut off

I wish money grew on my tree (And ONLY my tree)

07-01-08, 03:49 PM	#1097
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,539 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Granted, but yours is a Big Mac and somebody eats it when your back is turned. I wish I could scratch this itch. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-02-08, 02:14 AM	#1100
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Granted, we get a whole bunch of cockroaches, which overrun the planet and kill us all I wish I had a Mosin-Nagant __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

07-02-08, 05:11 AM	#1101
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,539 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Granted, but you don't have any ammo for it. I wish the man in the moon was real. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-02-08, 06:39 AM	#1102
HunterICX Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaga, España Posts: 10,750 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	Granted, he's real but now you will have many sleepless nights, wondering if there is any man in Jupiter. I wish it wherent so hot here right now. HunterICX __________________

07-02-08, 07:19 AM	#1103
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Granted, World temperatures rise, so now the temperature where you are isn't so high, compared to the rest of the world I wish Hunter didn't just doom the world to a firey end __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

07-01-08, 05:51 PM	#1098
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Granted, but I misheard you and thought you said "Smash this bitch". Henceforth, the wish is granted, your co-worker dies, and the police charge you with MURDER. I wish that I could kill all these damn ants that are invading my house.

07-01-08, 08:22 PM	#1099
rifleman13 Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2008 Location: Depth-charged to Kingdom Come Posts: 927 Downloads: 28 Uploads: 0	Granted, but it involves a flamethrower and your house burns down to the ground! That should get rid of them! I wish we could get of cockroaches!

07-02-08, 08:36 AM	#1104
rifleman13 Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2008 Location: Depth-charged to Kingdom Come Posts: 927 Downloads: 28 Uploads: 0	Granted, his diabolical scheme was foiled, but then he had another evil plan... the NEW ICE AGE! I wish I could give back something to the SUBSIM community!

07-02-08, 09:08 AM	#1105
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Granted, you could us give back that dinghy we lent you last month, you're not even using it... I wish I knew how to pronounce Flugzeugträger __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

07-02-08, 12:57 PM	#1106
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,539 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Granted, but nobody understands what your saying anyway. I wish I wasn't a polyglot. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-03-08, 03:11 AM	#1108
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Granted, but as polygots don't exist it turns out to be a useless skill. I wish I had a nice farmhouse in Cornwall to retire to.

07-03-08, 03:53 AM	#1109
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,539 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Granted, but you soon realise that danlisa is your neighbour, then all your peace and tranquility is ruined. I wish I had a 42" lcd monitor. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-03-08, 03:57 AM	#1110
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Granted, you have a monitor, but it cost you so much you can't pay your electricity bills and your power gets cut off I wish money grew on my tree (And ONLY my tree) __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory