Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams - Page 70

Jimbuna · 06-27-08, 11:31 AM

Granted, but all they sell is that typical warm, headless London crap.

I wish I knew where rocking horse droppings came from.

Stealth Hunter · 06-27-08, 12:41 PM

Granted, but the process of the explanation is so long and so complicated that you eventually forget where they come from all over again.

I wish that people would stop giving out BS 9/11 conspiracies.

nikimcbee · 06-27-08, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stealth Hunter

Granted, but the process of the explanation is so long and so complicated that you eventually forget where they come from all over again.

I wish that people would stop giving out BS 9/11 conspiracies.

Granted, but instead they give out your phone number and call you non stop to ask you about 9-11.

I wish I had a platefull of blueberry luftwaffles in butter and maplesyrup:hmm: .

Stealth Hunter · 06-27-08, 12:54 PM

Granted, however, Kaiser Wilhelm shoots you down.

I wish that I had a free gun.

Jimbuna · 06-27-08, 01:52 PM

Granted, but the bullets cost an absolute fortune.

I wish there was a cure for every disease known to mankind.

danurve · 06-27-08, 02:20 PM

Granted; but since this will put so many in the health care industry out of work, all of the unemployed Ugly Nurses will now live with you.

I wish I could see at night, like a coyote or deer can.

Jimbuna · 06-27-08, 03:27 PM

Granted, but that means you will now be able to see just how ugly that nurse is wholying in bed with you on an evening.

I wish elephants could travel as fast as cheetahs.

Tango589 · 06-27-08, 04:03 PM

Granted, but rocket-powered elephants are so rare that a preservation order is placed upon them.

I wish Jimbuna was served a pint of that typical London warm headless crap the next time he is in a pub. (OT thank god for on-the-fly spell check, as I have just got back from the pub.)

06-27-08, 07:01 PM

Granted, but he Likes it, buys the brewery and moves it to his home town where he makes a gazillion dollars.

I wish I could watch them build the Great Pyramid.

rifleman13 · 06-27-08, 09:59 PM

Granted, but the catch is you have to join with the Pharoah's workers!

I wish everyday is a perfect day!

TarJak · 06-28-08, 01:07 AM

Granted, every day is now perfect for someone other than you.

I wish I owned a brewery that made that warm headless crap that Londoners drink and made a gazillion pounds.

Tango589 · 06-28-08, 05:19 AM

Granted, but the brewery is then bought out by Greene King (aka green slime) and the beer is destroyed further.

I wish I owned a submarine.

TarJak · 06-28-08, 07:59 AM

Granted, you own the one in your avatar.

I wish I used the money from my brewery to buy a brewery that brewed proper old English ale with great flavour, good head and not too much gas.

Jimbuna · 06-28-08, 08:08 AM

Granted, but your mate Jimbuns pays you a lengthy convivial visit and your profitd and resultant share prices plumet, and Jimbuna buys the controlling share for a pittance.

I wish my wish was reality.

06-28-08, 08:20 AM

Arrgghh, Jimbuna beat me to it... Oh well.

Granted, you are now legally real.

I wish that I knew then what I know now.

06-27-08, 11:31 AM	#1036
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,539 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Granted, but all they sell is that typical warm, headless London crap. I wish I knew where rocking horse droppings came from. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-27-08, 01:52 PM	#1040
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,539 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Granted, but the bullets cost an absolute fortune. I wish there was a cure for every disease known to mankind. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-27-08, 02:20 PM	#1041
danurve The Old Man Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Syracuse, NY Posts: 1,481 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 3	Granted; but since this will put so many in the health care industry out of work, all of the unemployed Ugly Nurses will now live with you. I wish I could see at night, like a coyote or deer can. __________________

06-27-08, 03:27 PM	#1042
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,539 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Granted, but that means you will now be able to see just how ugly that nurse is wholying in bed with you on an evening. I wish elephants could travel as fast as cheetahs. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-27-08, 04:03 PM	#1043
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	Granted, but rocket-powered elephants are so rare that a preservation order is placed upon them. I wish Jimbuna was served a pint of that typical London warm headless crap the next time he is in a pub. (OT thank god for on-the-fly spell check, as I have just got back from the pub.) __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

06-27-08, 12:41 PM	#1037
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Granted, but the process of the explanation is so long and so complicated that you eventually forget where they come from all over again. I wish that people would stop giving out BS 9/11 conspiracies.

06-27-08, 12:54 PM	#1039
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Granted, however, Kaiser Wilhelm shoots you down. I wish that I had a free gun.

06-27-08, 07:01 PM	#1044
Randomizer Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Granted, but he Likes it, buys the brewery and moves it to his home town where he makes a gazillion dollars. I wish I could watch them build the Great Pyramid.

06-27-08, 09:59 PM	#1045
rifleman13 Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2008 Location: Depth-charged to Kingdom Come Posts: 927 Downloads: 28 Uploads: 0	Granted, but the catch is you have to join with the Pharoah's workers! I wish everyday is a perfect day!

06-28-08, 01:07 AM	#1046
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Granted, every day is now perfect for someone other than you. I wish I owned a brewery that made that warm headless crap that Londoners drink and made a gazillion pounds.

06-28-08, 05:19 AM	#1047
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	Granted, but the brewery is then bought out by Greene King (aka green slime) and the beer is destroyed further. I wish I owned a submarine. __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

06-28-08, 07:59 AM	#1048
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Granted, you own the one in your avatar. I wish I used the money from my brewery to buy a brewery that brewed proper old English ale with great flavour, good head and not too much gas.

06-28-08, 08:08 AM	#1049
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,539 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Granted, but your mate Jimbuns pays you a lengthy convivial visit and your profitd and resultant share prices plumet, and Jimbuna buys the controlling share for a pittance. I wish my wish was reality. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-28-08, 08:20 AM	#1050
Randomizer Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Arrgghh, Jimbuna beat me to it... Oh well. Granted, you are now legally real. I wish that I knew then what I know now.