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01-23-20, 05:24 PM | #91 |
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Why don't Santa's helpers smoke cigarettes?
Because they're not elfy
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01-24-20, 04:35 AM | #92 |
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Did you hear about the Christmas Eskimo lottery?
You had to be Inuit to win it.
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01-24-20, 10:24 AM | #93 |
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What did one snowman say to the other?
I couldn't hear them, so I have snow-idea!
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01-24-20, 02:42 PM | #94 |
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What did the snowman's scarf say to the snowman's hat?
You go on ahead, I'll hang around
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01-24-20, 05:15 PM | #95 |
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A bit off topic by not being a Christmas Cracker joke... but I'm sure the adjudicators will let it slip by.
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01-25-20, 07:26 AM | #96 |
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Where do snowmen keep their money?
In a snowbank!
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01-25-20, 05:36 PM | #97 |
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What did the beaver say to the Christmas tree?
Nice gnawing you.
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01-26-20, 11:14 AM | #98 |
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What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chill!
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01-27-20, 03:58 PM | #99 |
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What do parrots sing at Christmas?
The Polly And The Ivy
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01-28-20, 01:56 PM | #100 |
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What do you call a snowman who vacations in the tropics?
A puddle!
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01-29-20, 11:25 AM | #101 |
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What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder!
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01-29-20, 04:41 PM | #102 |
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What do cows sing at Christmas?
'Dung-Dung Merrily On High'
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01-30-20, 10:48 AM | #103 |
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Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles!
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01-31-20, 09:24 AM | #104 |
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What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?
Quit hanging around!
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02-01-20, 09:50 AM | #105 |
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What is a Christmas Tree's favorite candy?
Ornamints!
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