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Christmas Cracker Jokes
Christmas Cracker Jokes
What do you call Russian Napkins ? Soviets Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion ? because he was outstanding in the Field |
Wow, language barrier on the first one. I must research.
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serviette!:Kaleun_Party:
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What do you call someone from Florida that burst into flames?
A Fire Cracker. |
Moira didn't get any crackers this year so I've had to make up my own jokes... how about this
Q: What is the dolphins' favourite Christmas carol? A: The First Narwhal :D |
That's a whale of a joke... :D
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It served its porpoise
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You can always sense his presents! |
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And why dou call this 'carol', you could call it as well a christmas evelyn? :hmmm: English... :o |
No-No-No-No-Noel!
And I don't know why we call them Carols... they might as well be called Moiras |
What did Santa do when he went speed dating?
He pulled a cracker. |
Q: What kind of pizza does Santa like?
A: Deep pan crisp and even |
Why did Santa go to the doctor?
Because of his bad "elf"! |
Santa's motorbike?
A Holly Davidson |
How many letters in the Alphabet???
25, the Angel said Noel. |
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