The Bilge - Page 66

Fubar2Niner · 01-04-15, 10:56 AM

Beautiful looking pup mate, and well done on the rescue, not so sure about the trousers

Best regards.

Fubar2Niner

Armistead · 01-04-15, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Fubar2Niner

Beautiful looking pup mate, and well done on the rescue, not so sure about the trousers

Best regards.

Fubar2Niner

Yea, I posted it on FB and my friends are having a great time with PJ remarks....oh, that pic is my son, my pj pic is more a work of art, not posted here of course....

fireftr18 · 01-04-15, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

Aktung, I see you found the calendar where I was put on the cover.

Tango589 · 01-04-15, 11:49 AM

Was that photo originally taken for the 1995 calendar?

Armistead · 01-04-15, 12:15 PM

We should do another bilge calendar of our hot bods and market it...It would help cover travel expense...Our last one did good in certain markets, we almost made enuf to cover the cost of making it...the next one should do much better if you guys will use me as the centerfold..

Aktungbby · 01-04-15, 12:36 PM

Well at least these guys know how to use a NONO on their backs for the shot

@ Armistead; we might just use you at that....if WE can focus on the dog!!

Start pumpin' up yer 'photo' bicep for the shoot; leave yer good arm alone so you can still brush yer teeth, use a fork, and scratch yer ass!

Wolferz · 01-05-15, 06:23 AM

Pictures of these firefighters might sell better...

swamprat69er · 01-05-15, 06:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Pictures of these firefighters might sell better...

Nice water canons!

Armistead · 01-05-15, 11:25 AM

I prefer a woman that has less guns than me. I actually dated a body building woman once, she wasn't one of those juiced up mongrels, but she had the arms and shoulders....It just made me feel gay in the dark feeling those big arms wrapped around me....

Aktungbby · 01-05-15, 11:44 AM

That was all she wrapped around you!

Her answer was NONO! you were outta there ...in a JIF!

@ Wolfertz: no more Full Frontal Female Fireftrs; we'll have Kranz requesting membership in the BILGE

and the Kardashians will attack the boat...

and I ain't up to repelling those boarders!

Armistead · 01-05-15, 12:31 PM

Aktung, we can easily repel boarders like last time, we covered the deck with bilge stew.....Only problem was the lawsuit filed against us by PETA over the 1000 of seagulls that died eating it....The judge was gonna put us all in jail, but found us so disgusting that he just sent us back here....I think Donna also help in that matter...

Aktungbby · 01-05-15, 03:18 PM

Yer a' gonna need more than a bucket o' bilge stew fer these big suckered gals BBY! Out thar all by yer lonesome ain't what I call a 'Squid pro Quo"

Wolferz · 01-05-15, 06:20 PM

That's Naughtylus, Aktung.

fireftr18 · 01-05-15, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Pictures of these firefighters might sell better...

I see she's enjoying playing with my big hose.

swamprat69er · 01-05-15, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by fireftr18

I see she's enjoying playing with my big hose.

Braggart!

01-04-15, 11:49 AM	#979
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,366 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	Was that photo originally taken for the 1995 calendar? __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

01-04-15, 12:15 PM	#980
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,875 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	We should do another bilge calendar of our hot bods and market it...It would help cover travel expense...Our last one did good in certain markets, we almost made enuf to cover the cost of making it...the next one should do much better if you guys will use me as the centerfold.. __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

01-04-15, 12:36 PM	#981
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 28,594 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	Well at least these guys know how to use a NONO on *their* backs for the shot@ Armistead; we might just use you at that....if WE can focus on the dog!!Start pumpin' up yer 'photo' bicep for the shoot; leave yer good arm alone so you can still brush yer teeth, use a fork, and scratch yer ass! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness; and I'm not too sure about the Universe"

01-05-15, 06:23 AM	#982
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Pictures of these firefighters might sell better... __________________ Tomorrow never comes

01-05-15, 11:25 AM	#984
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,875 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	I prefer a woman that has less guns than me. I actually dated a body building woman once, she wasn't one of those juiced up mongrels, but she had the arms and shoulders....It just made me feel gay in the dark feeling those big arms wrapped around me.... __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

01-04-15, 10:56 AM	#976
Fubar2Niner Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: London. UK Posts: 4,140 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	Beautiful looking pup mate, and well done on the rescue, not so sure about the trousers Best regards. Fubar2Niner

01-05-15, 11:44 AM	#985
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 28,594 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	That was all she wrapped around you! Her answer was NONO! you were outta there ...in a JIF! @ Wolfertz: no more Full Frontal Female Fireftrs; we'll have Kranz requesting membership in the BILGEand the Kardashians will attack the boat... and I ain't up to repelling those boarders! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness; and I'm not too sure about the Universe"

01-05-15, 12:31 PM	#986
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,875 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Aktung, we can easily repel boarders like last time, we covered the deck with bilge stew.....Only problem was the lawsuit filed against us by PETA over the 1000 of seagulls that died eating it....The judge was gonna put us all in jail, but found us so disgusting that he just sent us back here....I think Donna also help in that matter... __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

01-05-15, 03:18 PM	#987
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 28,594 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	Yer a' gonna need more than a bucket o' bilge stew fer these big suckered gals BBY! Out thar all by yer lonesome ain't what I call a *'Squid pro Quo"* __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness; and I'm not too sure about the Universe" Last edited by Aktungbby; 01-05-15 at 03:37 PM.

01-05-15, 06:20 PM	#988
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	That's Naughtylus, Aktung. __________________ Tomorrow never comes