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06-17-08, 10:15 AM | #901 |
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Granted, but then he will rise from the dead and consume your living flesh!
I wish I could control the will of other people. |
06-17-08, 10:41 AM | #902 |
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Granted, but you absorb their wills and eventually contract the will of a suicidal man.
I wish I could have a free cookie. |
06-17-08, 11:40 AM | #903 |
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Granted, It's full of roaches though
I wish rifleman made sense with his post (I specifically said I did NOT want to murder him) |
06-17-08, 11:41 AM | #904 |
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Granted, but then nobody besides him makes sense, including you! Which reminds me, this post makes little sense.
I wish for more emoticons. |
06-17-08, 11:51 AM | #905 | |
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Granted, but all you're gonna see is YELLOW people!
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The he I'm referring to is Kratos! So better watch out! NB: Can't believe I'm quoting myself! |
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06-17-08, 11:53 AM | #906 |
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Granted, but kittens suddenly disrupt the calmness of the thread... ATTACK-KITTENS, that is!!!
I wish that I could compose music like James N. Howard. |
06-17-08, 12:32 PM | #907 |
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Granted, But you are sued for copyright infringement (After all, it's like his music...)
I wish I knew how Kratos can rise from the dead if he's not dead |
06-17-08, 12:53 PM | #908 |
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Granted, but it turns out to be a very long and complicated process, so you forget most of it.
I wish that Good Times was still on TV. |
06-17-08, 10:29 PM | #909 |
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Granted, but it's followed by I Love Lucy.
I wish I had no malice aforethought. |
06-18-08, 12:09 AM | #910 |
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Granted, but your mind collapses in on itself and you become a vegetable.
I wish for total world domination. |
06-18-08, 01:33 AM | #911 |
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Granted, but thanks to your misdirected wishing, I thank you for letting me have total world domination. You are now impounded and will do my bidding as one of my minions.
I wish the cane toads were not coming. |
06-18-08, 02:25 AM | #912 |
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Granted, but gigantic man eating kangaroos come instead.
I wish New Zealand would put up more of a fight whilst on their cricket tour here in the UK.
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06-18-08, 07:46 AM | #913 |
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Granted, but then they'd be the Australian cricket team.
I wish I was eating Kangaroo, because then I'd be a man eating kangaroo. |
06-18-08, 08:24 AM | #914 |
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Granted, but some kangaroo-lovers found out and they put a bounty on your head!
I wish for a better living. |
06-18-08, 01:24 PM | #915 |
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Granted, but the living is now so good that everybody spends all of their time relaxing on the beach, so noone does anything and civilisation collapses.
I wish someone could invent alcohol with all the good feelings left in and the room-spinning-I'm-going-to-barf-next-day-hang-over feelings removed.
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