Rats leaving a sinking ship - Page 6

Sailor Steve · 01-30-13, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

My fear is you two are so much like, that when Steve that gets to know you, he won't like you at all.

Well, since Steve doesn't like himself, you never know.

Herr-Berbunch · 01-30-13, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Well, since Steve doesn't like himself, you never know.

Well it's a good job we like you then!

Most of the time.

captgeo · 01-30-13, 11:21 AM

Hello Donna, been a long time.

Glad you made it

Wolferz · 01-30-13, 11:34 AM

Captain Harrison Timberius Wolferz is out of the office today to complete Sea Trials aboard the USS Flying Fish.

Armistead · 01-30-13, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Armistead my friend, you will never get my humor because it requires at least three neurons firing in sequence and a quark and a partridge in a pear tree. Spelling was spelled correctly "spellin" (sic)
The southern mind don't need all them letters to git the gist of a word.
Maybe you're secretly a transplanted yankee sent to spy on the folk in South Carolina.

@ Steve, you are correct sir. There never has been or ever will be a submarine bow referred to as a prow. I was just messing with Captain Donna's feigned attitude.

Grammar Nazis! Mein God!

That was deep wasn't it?

Why so serious!?

You're rit, down south, we don't need all the extra letters to speak and we're smart enough to combine words. This leaves extra brain space for more important things.

fireftr18 · 01-30-13, 11:58 AM

Are we going to have to get Wernher here to break it up?

Arlo · 01-30-13, 12:51 PM

I was encouraged (read coerced) to take the sub entry test at AFEES Amarillo. My buddy and I were predisposed toward a brownshoe career. He made dot drawings on his test sheet. I made a half-arsed speed-through-it attempt. He blew it big time. I was rewarded with 'You were just *that* close, sailor.' I always suspected bubbleheads were brainiac-nerds of the nth degree. My time here reinforces my suspicions. This is why I read more than I post here.

She-Wolf · 01-30-13, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by fireftr18

I posted a message over at ubisoft for Donna and RealOldPhart. I have a special job for Donna, and it involves SheWolf.

what shenanigans are you up to fire? Donna and I have already met and exchanged thoughts, and two-girl power is to be reckoned with if you get all uppity!!

She-Wolf · 01-30-13, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Careful Donna, or we'll sic She-Wolf onya.

I HEARD that Wolf..

She-Wolf · 01-30-13, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by fireftr18

Every one gets a special job. Now get to the aft torpedo room to set up your bunk. We designated it as the "lady's cabin" so you're sharing with SheWolf. Since she has seniority on the boat, you get to keep it clean, and keep the aft head clean. Looks like Armistead came up with a job for you also. And if you keep complaining about getting jobs, I'll make you clean the engine room.

woooh fire, I see... I guess I am senior to you too if we're talking age, so sit down and be a good boy or we'll GETCHA

She-Wolf · 01-30-13, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by fireftr18

Glad to see you bigdog, er, uh, rmr. With donna and SheWolf on board together, we need someone to keep them under control. I'm assigning you to control them. I know it's going to be a tough assignment, but I think you can do it.

you sah are an agitator! oh yes. ve haf vays undt means to deal mit you...

Armistead · 01-30-13, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by fireftr18

Are we going to have to get Wernher here to break it up?

Sure, when he fights through the wet paper bag, he's more than welcome to deal with Wolferz.

She-Wolf · 01-30-13, 02:19 PM

@Armistead You boys are so RUDE to each other - but you're the best of mates really aintcha - I hope..

Armistead · 01-30-13, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by She-Wolf

@Armistead You boys are so RUDE to each other - but you're the best of mates really aintcha - I hope..

Best of mates with who...

They admire me, I tolerate them, but we all have our burdens in life to deal with.

Arlo · 01-30-13, 02:36 PM

01-30-13, 11:21 AM	#78
captgeo Samurai Navy Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Ontario,Canada Posts: 550 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 0	Hello Donna, been a long time. Glad you made it __________________

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Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Captain on the bridge! Captain Harrison Timberius Wolferz is out of the office today to complete Sea Trials aboard the USS Flying Fish. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

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fireftr18 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Kentucky Posts: 2,528 Downloads: 77 Uploads: 0	Are we going to have to get Wernher here to break it up? __________________ Of all the forms of Martial Arts, Karaoke causes the most pain!

01-30-13, 12:51 PM	#82
Arlo The Old Man Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 1,304 Downloads: 214 Uploads: 0	I was encouraged (read coerced) to take the sub entry test at AFEES Amarillo. My buddy and I were predisposed toward a brownshoe career. He made dot drawings on his test sheet. I made a half-arsed speed-through-it attempt. He blew it big time. I was rewarded with 'You were just that close, sailor.' I always suspected bubbleheads were brainiac-nerds of the nth degree. My time here reinforces my suspicions. This is why I read more than I post here. __________________ -Arlo Last edited by Arlo; 01-30-13 at 01:04 PM.

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She-Wolf Watchdog Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hampshire UK Posts: 971 Downloads: 152 Uploads: 0	@Armistead You boys are so RUDE to each other - but you're the best of mates really aintcha - I hope.. __________________

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Arlo The Old Man Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 1,304 Downloads: 214 Uploads: 0	__________________ -Arlo