Common Myths About Our Respective Countries - Page 6

TarJak · 07-09-10, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

The England national football team are competent players.

That myth is mythical. No-one would ever believe that.

TarJak · 07-09-10, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by ivank

Disagree, every one I have met, in my multiple trips there, are AMAZINGLY good looking!!

krashkart · 07-09-10, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendor

Kewl.

Myth: In CCCP, all Czechs must be cached.

^^ Adapted from a lesson in English class years ago. We were learning about puns, hyperbole, so on. This particular pun went something like:

"Help! Help! The Russian police are after me! Can you please cache a small Czech?"

Amazing what still sticks after all this time.

ivank · 07-09-10, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

My point! Thank you

frau kaleun · 07-09-10, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by krashkart

"Help! Help! The Russian police are after me! Can you please cache a small Czech?"

The classics... they never get old.

krashkart · 07-09-10, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

The classics... they never get old.

It was always one of my favorites.

frau kaleun · 07-09-10, 09:19 PM

Jimbuna · 07-11-10, 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

I seem to remember your married to a British girl

Biggles · 07-11-10, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by ivank

Disagree, every one I have met, in my multiple trips there, are AMAZINGLY good looking!!

You've had luck then, or just bad luck from where you live!

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Seriously though, I am fully aware that we have a great number of nice girls in this country of ours! Here you have me and two former class mates! (and me to the left) ^^

Probably too young for most of you here, but certainly not for me!

(Same age, you know)

07-11-10, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Biggles

You've had luck then, or just bad luck from where you live!

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Seriously though, I am fully aware that we have a great number of nice girls in this country of ours! Here you have me and two former class mates! (and me to the left) ^^

Probably too young for most of you here, but certainly not for me!

(Same age, you know)

They look like jail bait to me! But they are good looking girls! Wish I was young again!

07-11-10, 11:33 PM

I think most young women look great no matter where they are from! I think they know they look great too! It's just when they hit 40+ they really start to look not-so-great anymore. Then they complain that men start to look better at age 40+ to them. I'm thinking that's because most 40+ men are financially secure. But who knows, maybe the salt and pepper hair is a turn on for them like big jugs are to me?

TarJak · 07-12-10, 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

I seem to remember your married to a British girl

Correct and she's better looking than any of those boilers.

krashkart · 07-12-10, 01:46 AM

In some regions of the world, America is thought of as the Great Satan. This is woefully inaccurate, as no nation on Earth could hold so much power. Please refer to the below diagram for the proper hierarchy.

Biggles · 07-12-10, 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by thorn69

They look like jail bait to me! But they are good looking girls! Wish I was young again!

Girl next to me is 19, and the girl to the far right is 18 :P

papa_smurf · 07-12-10, 07:59 AM

England has a North/South "divide".

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krashkart Navy Seal Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 5,292 Downloads: 100 Uploads: 0	In some regions of the world, America is thought of as the Great Satan. This is woefully inaccurate, as no nation on Earth could hold so much power. Please refer to the below diagram for the proper hierarchy. GREAT SATAN \| \| ALMOST-GREAT SATAN \| \| NOT-SO-GREAT SATAN \| \| DEPARTMENT OF MINOR SATANS \| \| OFFICE OF DEMON RESOURCES (DR) \| \| CORPORATE RECRUITING COMMITTEE \| \| SHIPPING/RECEIVING \| \| AMERICA __________________ sent from my fingertips using a cheap keyboard

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papa_smurf Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: High Peak, Derbyshire Posts: 2,851 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	England has a North/South "divide". __________________

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07-11-10, 11:33 PM	#86
thorn69 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	I think most young women look great no matter where they are from! I think they know they look great too! It's just when they hit 40+ they really start to look not-so-great anymore. Then they complain that men start to look better at age 40+ to them. I'm thinking that's because most 40+ men are financially secure. But who knows, maybe the salt and pepper hair is a turn on for them like big jugs are to me?