Common Myths About Our Respective Countries - Page 5

TLAM Strike · 07-08-10, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by VipertheSniper

I always thought Uter was swiss, because of his chocolate eating habit. In the German dub of The Simpsons he also talks like a Swiss

Nope he is German, in one episode Nelson tells him to go back to "Germanina".

Alex · 07-08-10, 07:55 PM

Myth : " The 5th world power is managed by a bling bling alcoholic dwarf who's been doing nothing so far besides increasing his own salary by 140% while lowering his fellow-countrymen's purchasing power ".

Truth : this is not a myth.

Biggles · 07-08-10, 08:18 PM

Sweden....where do I start?

We do NOT have polar bears roaming the streets.

We do NOT live in igloos.

Not ALL our girls are blond. (Thankfully, I prefer dark hair)

ALL our girl's aren't good looking. (But a great number of 'em are! Bless them!)

We're NOT communists! We're socialists! Big difference! But there'll be hell to pay for me saying that if I know the Internet right

We do NOT sound like the Swedish chef! The Swedish language is a pleasant one, which often is compared to singing!

Oh and we DID help out the allies during the war! Sure we might have...made some business with Mr. H. but we did alot more for the "good guys"

frau kaleun · 07-08-10, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Biggles

We do NOT sound like the Swedish chef! The Swedish language is a pleasant one, which often is compared to singing!

NOOOOOOOO you all sound like this and make bouncy meatballs!

UnderseaLcpl · 07-08-10, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Biggles

We're NOT communists! We're socialists! Big difference! But there'll be hell to pay for me saying that if I know the Internet right

Yep, yer gonna get it now, commie pig!

I'm just kidding. Everyone knows that socialists aren't communists. Communists are actually socialists

Gerald · 07-08-10, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Biggles

Sweden....where do I start?

We do NOT have polar bears roaming the streets.

We do NOT live in igloos.

Not ALL our girls are blond. (Thankfully, I prefer dark hair)

ALL our girl's aren't good looking. (But a great number of 'em are! Bless them!)

We're NOT communists! We're socialists! Big difference! But there'll be hell to pay for me saying that if I know the Internet right

We do NOT sound like the Swedish chef! The Swedish language is a pleasant one, which often is compared to singing!

Oh and we DID help out the allies during the war! Sure we might have...made some business with Mr. H. but we did alot more for the "good guys"

Everything seems to fit,Except "We're socialists",I say more middle,or a bit of right wing

krashkart · 07-08-10, 09:37 PM

In German, social ist du...

BWWAAAHHAHAHAHAAA!!

*sigh* I am going to hell for this.

Gerald · 07-08-10, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by krashkart

In German, social ist du... nope..

BWWAAAHHAHAHAHAAA!!

*sigh* I am going to hell for this.

krashkart · 07-08-10, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendor

Yeah, my jokes are pre-tty bad.

If it helps any, people run away screaming when I go out.

Gerald · 07-08-10, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by krashkart

Yeah, my jokes are pre-tty bad.

If it helps any, people run away screaming when I go out.

Jimbuna · 07-09-10, 08:51 AM

The England national football team are competent players.

antikristuseke · 07-09-10, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

So what you are saying is that in terms of submarine capabilities Estonia is roughly just behind the Colombian Cartels?

Yeah, pretty much, we also have less cocaine

Herr-Berbunch · 07-09-10, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

The England national football team are competent players.

Yes, not too bad - http://www.thefa.com/England/Womens-seniors

They play better than they look

Jimbuna · 07-09-10, 03:24 PM

The fog on the Tyne is all mine all mine.

ivank · 07-09-10, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Biggles

Sweden....where do I start? ALL our girl's aren't good looking. (But a great number of 'em are! Bless them!)

Disagree, every one I have met, in my multiple trips there, are AMAZINGLY good looking!!

07-08-10, 07:55 PM	#62
Alex Dominant Wolf Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,143 Downloads: 30 Uploads: 0	Myth : " The 5th world power is managed by a bling bling alcoholic dwarf who's been doing nothing so far besides increasing his own salary by 140% while lowering his fellow-countrymen's purchasing power ". Truth : this is not a myth. __________________

07-08-10, 08:18 PM	#63
Biggles Silent Hunter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Sweden (I'm not a Viking...) Posts: 3,529 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Sweden....where do I start? We do NOT have polar bears roaming the streets. We do NOT live in igloos. Not ALL our girls are blond. (Thankfully, I prefer dark hair) ALL our girl's aren't good looking. (But a great number of 'em are! Bless them!) We're NOT communists! We're socialists! Big difference! But there'll be hell to pay for me saying that if I know the Internet right We do NOT sound like the Swedish chef! The Swedish language is a pleasant one, which often is compared to singing! Oh and we DID help out the allies during the war! Sure we might have...made some business with Mr. H. but we did alot more for the "good guys" __________________

07-08-10, 09:37 PM	#67
krashkart Navy Seal Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 5,292 Downloads: 100 Uploads: 0	In German, social ist du... BWWAAAHHAHAHAHAAA!! sigh I am going to hell for this. __________________ sent from my fingertips using a cheap keyboard

07-09-10, 08:51 AM	#71
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,291 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	The England national football team are competent players. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-09-10, 03:24 PM	#74
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,291 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	The fog on the Tyne is all mine all mine. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!