Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams

[Jimbuna]

Granted. but you become a girl because only girls know how girls think.

I wish my dog was as intelligent as my other dog.

[geetrue]

Originally Posted by jimbuna

Granted. but you become a girl because only girls know how girls think.

I wish my dog was as intelligent as my other dog.

Granted, but your wife is so mad at your other girlfriend that she divorces you for referring to her as a dog.

I wish they had of never invented the televison

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by geetrue

Granted, but your wife is so mad at your other girlfriend that she divorces you for referring to her as a dog.

I wish they had of never invented the televison

Granted, but now you waste your life on the couch listening to radio.

I wish it was october, so we can do the subsim party.

[rifleman13]

Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Granted, but now you waste your life on the couch listening to radio.

I wish it was october, so we can do the subsim party.

Granted, but the party was moved up to September and you didn't get the notice and you missed the party!

I wish there was something to do!

[Biggles]

Granted, your cat's on fire, your car explodes, jehovas witnesses are breaking into your house, Mike Tyson is challenging you to a match of cricket and a beheaded George W. Bush asks if you've seen his giraffe....so there you have it, now you have loads to do!

I wish the Rolling Stones would make another world wide tour...

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but because of they're age, one of them passes away mid tour and the schedule is cancelled.

I wish there was less work and more time in a day.

[rifleman13]

Granted, but as a result, crime waves ripple through out the globe!

I wish there was no disease nor pestilence in our world!

[Raptor1]

Originally Posted by rifleman13

Granted, but as a result, crime waves ripple through out the globe!

I wish there was no disease nor pestilence in our world!

Granted, Man-eating sentient potatoes roam the earth instead

I wish I had a "My First Nuclear Weapon" kit

[TarJak]

Granted, but because of the error you made after step one, either it will never work or it will explode when you connect the final component.

I wish Saturdays were 36 hours long.

Granted but now Sunday has been cancelled and an extra 12-hours added to Monday's.

I wish the Cat would just shut up.

[rifleman13]

Granted, but then the Dog wouldn't shut up!

I wish I had a nickel everytime I hear something!

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by rifleman13

Granted, but then the Dog wouldn't shut up!

I wish I had a nickel everytime I hear something!

Granted, but the voices in your head are out of change.

I wish I could move to finland.:hmm:

[rifleman13]

Granted, then you got deported and then they put Persona Non Grata list!

I wish there was harmony among our fellowmen.

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by rifleman13

Granted, then you got deported and then they put Persona Non Grata list!

I wish there was harmony among our fellowmen.

Granted, but they all sing out of tune.

I wish Steed would bring me flowers.


Actual photo of Steed at Manor de Buna last summer.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but they are dandelions...and you wet the bed.

I wish I could be bothered to valet my car today.