Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams III - Page 5

01-22-10, 12:54 AM

Granted but you find yourself compatible with a hideous troll who happens to think you desirable. Niether can resist this love at first fright. You spend the rest of your days in married bliss living under a bridge and extorting pennies from passers by.

I wish they would hurry up and pave paradise so we can find someplace to park.

Nerka · 01-22-10, 01:43 AM

Granted, but...it's really hot, and it costs so much more to park closer towards the gate, and now the kids won't shut up about walking such a long distance.

I wish I knew some guys in the Russian Mafia so I could buy a surplus Foxtrot.

Raptor1 · 01-22-10, 01:46 AM

Granted, but your friends in the Italian mafia don't take your dealings with the Russian mob lightly and throw you into the river with cement shoes

I wish the enemy gate was down

VonHesse · 01-22-10, 02:07 AM

Granted. The the gate is down because the enemy is sallying forth. Your flanks are crumbling and your legion is routing.

I wish the center would hold.

Raptor1 · 01-22-10, 02:15 AM

Granted, but since the flanks have collapsed, the enemy quickly envelops the unbroken center and destroys it completely

I wish the enemy would not pursue and run down the survivors

VonHesse · 01-22-10, 02:32 AM

Granted. There is no need as the few ragged survivors are overwhelmed and torn to shreds by an enraged mob of local peasantry.

I wish the Age of Chivalry wasn't dead.

01-22-10, 10:42 AM

Granted but your wish is badly garbled and we end up in the "Age of Chicanery" dominated by lies, deceit and trickery.

I wish drivers would slow down in school zones.

Jimbuna · 01-22-10, 04:19 PM

Granted, soon there is major congestion throughout the area and the school bus can't pick the children up until nightfall resulting in children experiencing nightmares about the dark. You are held responsible for wishing the event and are sentenced to a lifetime of hard labour.

I wish the condition was stable.

Nerka · 01-22-10, 04:25 PM

Granted, but now you have to clean out the stable.

I wish I could reach my toes.

01-22-10, 04:59 PM

Granted, your toes now grow out of your head.

I wish mountains were flat.

TarJak · 01-22-10, 05:40 PM

Granted, they are flat vertically. You next climb loos like this |

I wish paranoia was rewarding

VonHesse · 01-23-10, 05:34 AM

Granted. You are rewarded with bed sores, hypertension, and a nervous facial twitch.

I wish the means justified the end.

01-23-10, 03:20 PM

Granted but the means is actually a very large tack which finds it's way undetected, on to every chair that your end sits upon. Forever. This means you need to spend your life either standing or laying down, even to eat. People around you see this and assume you believe yourself to be a reincarnation of Julius Caesar and one day you are stabbed 27-times by those closest to you.

I wish for a stairway to Havana.

Jimbuna · 01-23-10, 03:44 PM

Granted, but there is no cigar for you at the end.

I wish the moral argument was censored.

01-25-10, 03:49 PM

Granted but the censorship involves duct taping all of your orfices, hands, feet and hairy bits so that only you cannot participate in the moral argument.

I wish there was no need to have gone to GT Page 2 just to crush this dream.

01-22-10, 01:43 AM	#62
Nerka Watch Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Pennsylvania, USA Posts: 16 Downloads: 7 Uploads: 0	Granted, but...it's really hot, and it costs so much more to park closer towards the gate, and now the kids won't shut up about walking such a long distance. I wish I knew some guys in the Russian Mafia so I could buy a surplus Foxtrot. Last edited by Nerka; 01-22-10 at 01:43 AM. Reason: typo

01-22-10, 01:46 AM	#63
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Granted, but your friends in the Italian mafia don't take your dealings with the Russian mob lightly and throw you into the river with cement shoes I wish the enemy gate was down __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

01-22-10, 02:15 AM	#65
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Granted, but since the flanks have collapsed, the enemy quickly envelops the unbroken center and destroys it completely I wish the enemy would not pursue and run down the survivors __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

01-22-10, 04:19 PM	#68
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Granted, soon there is major congestion throughout the area and the school bus can't pick the children up until nightfall resulting in children experiencing nightmares about the dark. You are held responsible for wishing the event and are sentenced to a lifetime of hard labour. I wish the condition was stable. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-23-10, 03:44 PM	#74
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Granted, but there is no cigar for you at the end. I wish the moral argument was censored. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-22-10, 12:54 AM	#61
Randomizer Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Granted but you find yourself compatible with a hideous troll who happens to think you desirable. Niether can resist this love at first fright. You spend the rest of your days in married bliss living under a bridge and extorting pennies from passers by. I wish they would hurry up and pave paradise so we can find someplace to park.

01-22-10, 02:07 AM	#64
VonHesse Sailor Man Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Dieser verdammte Platz Posts: 239 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	Granted. The the gate is down because the enemy is sallying forth. Your flanks are crumbling and your legion is routing. I wish the center would hold.

01-22-10, 02:32 AM	#66
VonHesse Sailor Man Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Dieser verdammte Platz Posts: 239 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	Granted. There is no need as the few ragged survivors are overwhelmed and torn to shreds by an enraged mob of local peasantry. I wish the Age of Chivalry wasn't dead.

01-22-10, 10:42 AM	#67
Randomizer Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Granted but your wish is badly garbled and we end up in the "Age of Chicanery" dominated by lies, deceit and trickery. I wish drivers would slow down in school zones.

01-22-10, 04:25 PM	#69
Nerka Watch Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Pennsylvania, USA Posts: 16 Downloads: 7 Uploads: 0	Granted, but now you have to clean out the stable. I wish I could reach my toes.

01-22-10, 04:59 PM	#70
Randomizer Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Granted, your toes now grow out of your head. I wish mountains were flat.

01-22-10, 05:40 PM	#71
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Granted, they are flat vertically. You next climb loos like this \| I wish paranoia was rewarding

01-23-10, 05:34 AM	#72
VonHesse Sailor Man Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Dieser verdammte Platz Posts: 239 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	Granted. You are rewarded with bed sores, hypertension, and a nervous facial twitch. I wish the means justified the end.

01-23-10, 03:20 PM	#73
Randomizer Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Granted but the means is actually a very large tack which finds it's way undetected, on to every chair that your end sits upon. Forever. This means you need to spend your life either standing or laying down, even to eat. People around you see this and assume you believe yourself to be a reincarnation of Julius Caesar and one day you are stabbed 27-times by those closest to you. I wish for a stairway to Havana.

01-25-10, 03:49 PM	#75
Randomizer Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Granted but the censorship involves duct taping all of your orfices, hands, feet and hairy bits so that only you cannot participate in the moral argument. I wish there was no need to have gone to GT Page 2 just to crush this dream.