Quotes

AVGWarhawk · 06-18-08, 12:51 PM

Let's start a quote for the week thread. I will start:

"Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory."

Keep it clean though

Tango589 · 06-18-08, 12:58 PM

The best advice I was given was printed on the back of a box of matches: "Keep dry and away from children."

NEON DEON · 06-18-08, 04:32 PM

"No one goes there nowadays. It's too crowded."

STEED · 06-18-08, 04:43 PM

If your going to wipe your ass insure you use your bosses head.

August · 06-18-08, 05:06 PM

"I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did."

-- Yogi Berra

Kratos · 06-18-08, 05:10 PM

You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted

rifleman13 · 07-01-08, 03:42 AM

Closing your eyes forces you to look at the darkness inside.
-Max Payne

Ishmael · 07-01-08, 03:59 AM

A man born to hang ain't gonna die of drowning.

He's slicker than greased owl s**t.

He's slicker than snot on a glass doorknob.

He came down with a case of the dribbling ****s and mechanized dandruff.

Women are only as pretty as a lightswitch.

Women always get prettier the closer to 2 AM you get.

All Dadisms from Raymond W. Scott, The Inadvertent Pacifist.

Arclight · 07-03-08, 06:46 PM

Buy the ticket, take the ride.
Hunter S. Thompson

Arclight · 07-11-08, 05:21 PM

"I am not economically viable."
William "Bill" Foster / D-Fens, Falling Down

06-18-08, 12:51 PM	#1
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,257 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Quotes Let's start a quote for the week thread. I will start: "Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory." Keep it clean though __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

06-18-08, 12:58 PM	#2
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	The best advice I was given was printed on the back of a box of matches: "Keep dry and away from children." __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

06-18-08, 04:32 PM	#3
NEON DEON Ace of the Deep Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 1,207 Downloads: 39 Uploads: 5	"No one goes there nowadays. It's too crowded." __________________ Diesel Boats Forever!

06-18-08, 04:43 PM	#4
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	If your going to wipe your ass insure you use your bosses head. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

06-18-08, 05:06 PM	#5
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,197 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	"I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did." -- Yogi Berra __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

06-18-08, 05:10 PM	#6
Kratos Ace of the Deep Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,267 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted __________________

07-01-08, 03:42 AM	#7
rifleman13 Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2008 Location: Depth-charged to Kingdom Come Posts: 927 Downloads: 28 Uploads: 0	Closing your eyes forces you to look at the darkness inside. -Max Payne

07-01-08, 03:59 AM	#8
Ishmael Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Morro Bay, Ca. Posts: 659 Downloads: 79 Uploads: 0	A man born to hang ain't gonna die of drowning. He's slicker than greased owl st. He's slicker than snot on a glass doorknob. He came down with a case of the dribbling **s and mechanized dandruff. Women are only as pretty as a lightswitch. Women always get prettier the closer to 2 AM you get. All Dadisms from Raymond W. Scott, The Inadvertent Pacifist.

07-03-08, 06:46 PM	#9
Arclight Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Land of windmills, tulips, wooden shoes and cheese. Lots of cheese. Posts: 8,467 Downloads: 53 Uploads: 10	Buy the ticket, take the ride. Hunter S. Thompson __________________ Contritium praecedit superbia.

07-11-08, 05:21 PM	#10
Arclight Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Land of windmills, tulips, wooden shoes and cheese. Lots of cheese. Posts: 8,467 Downloads: 53 Uploads: 10	"I am not economically viable." William "Bill" Foster / D-Fens, Falling Down __________________ Contritium praecedit superbia.