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Quotes
Let's start a quote for the week thread. I will start:
"Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory." Keep it clean though:D |
The best advice I was given was printed on the back of a box of matches: "Keep dry and away from children."
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"No one goes there nowadays. It's too crowded."
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If your going to wipe your ass insure you use your bosses head.
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"I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did."
-- Yogi Berra |
You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted |
"Virginity is curable. Now get away from that computer and go out for a while"
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Children are hereditary. If your parents did not have kids, chances are good you won't have any either
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What does Rock Salt and a shotgun make?
A 12 gauge margarita! That one cracked me up yesterday. -S |
Title of a book by comedian Alan King:
Help! I'm A Prisoner In A Chinese Fortune-Cookie Factory! |
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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. |
Shoot first - ask questions later
If you want peace - prepare for war |
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