Whac-A-Squirrel

[Moonlight]

So it's finally come to an end has it, I bow my head in acknowledgement of your little victory Catfish.

My chief rivals are Catfish, Commander Wallace, HW3 and Rhodes, they are the one's who need taking out congratulating on their whacking off skills are they, be careful of all that whacking off chaps you might over stimulate your selves.

On a much happier note I'm pleased to tell you that I've been having some serious financial discussions with some pine marten friends of mine, oh yes very serious, and rumour has it around these here parts is that my generous donation to their pension fund will be most graciously accepted.

So, this calls for a wake celebration on your behalf does it, make sure it doesn't happen again as my patience with you four is wearing thin.......very thin.

Yours, the most gracious of losers
Moonlight

[Eichhörnchen]

Hard bun, mate

[Rhodes]

Originally Posted by Moonlight

My chief rivals are Catfish, Commander Wallace, HW3 and Rhodes, they are the one's who need taking out congratulating on their whacking off skills are they, be careful of all that whacking off chaps you might over stimulate your selves.

[Moonlight]

Pffft, is that all you've got.

[Commander Wallace]

It's great to see that the huge sums of money invested by Subsim into the school of charm and grace for it's members who are so challenged and afflicted wasn't wasted In light of Moonlight's most " gracious " post.

[STEED]

Orange Alert



No not Donald Trumps hair..

[HW3]

Congratulations Commander Wallace!

I guess that is what happens when I play too much SH5, and spend time on Facebook, I don't check the SubSim forum often enough.

[Catfish]

Congratulations to those better than me.
Good luck to all others

In Warlords (very old favourite game of some friends and me) there was at some point the "option" to resign. Graciously.

If you hit the "resign graciously" button there was an upcoming question:
You want to resign graciously? Graciously?? GRACIOUSLY???
And then:
"I don't think so. I will burn all your cities anyway, now let the enemy come!"
Anyone remembers that?

[Commander Wallace]

Originally Posted by HW3

Congratulations Commander Wallace!

I guess that is what happens when I play too much SH5, and spend time on Facebook, I don't check the SubSim forum often enough.

Thanks a lot and congratulations to you as well and Catfish and the others on a good run.
I thought for sure you or Catfish, Moonlight, Propbeanie, Rhodes or someone else would win. If you were playing SH5, it's all good. TheBerbster tells me SH5 is great with it's issues ironed out so at some point, I will get it. Let me know what you think of SH5 when you get a chance.

[Eichhörnchen]

I'm at last playing it offline, thanks to the Berbstermeister. Still learning the basics, but it's amazing being able to walk around inside the sub and climb up into the conning tower. I don't have any mods as I'm rubbish at that kind of thing but no issues so far.

[Moonlight]

Oi! Mr Squirrel, when are you going to start another whacking contest?, I'm going to be getting some offline practise in over the next week so don't start without me.

There are some unruly neighbours who've just moved onto the street and they need a bit of help in refining their language, I'm going to help them out by smacking some of them in the kisser, practise makes perfect so they say Mr Squirrel.....

[Eichhörnchen]

Give them rabies.

Next contest will run for four whole weeks, have hundreds of points per whack and all new, full-page naked squirrels. But not really. I'll let you know when.

[HW3]

Let me know what you think of SH5 when you get a chance.

Well I've been playing for 8 months or so with TWoS mod, and had only one game crash, that was totally my fault. I find it to be rock steady, and no bad saves, something I could not say about SH3 no matter how careful I was with it. TWoS really doesn't need mods added to it, it is great just as it is.

[Reece]

Eichhörnchen, I think you should add a rule that you can't respond to 2 squirrel posts in a row, this will give others a fair go.

[propbeanie]

It was a blast again, gentlemen (term used loosely, as always), and congratulations definitely to Commander Wallace for the fast hands, er... mouse click! Thanks also to the master of dress-up (now - that doesn't sound right either!) = Mr. Eichhörnchen! and also a big thanks to SubSim for the use of their bandwidth, with a big shout-out to Jimbuna for his confusion tactics with the Spam can... Used to be my favorite food, until I saw the squirrel on it...

Originally Posted by vienna

Except now, for us, the sixties is not a specific decade, its the reality of passing years...

...and its also good for the occasional Senior Discount...

I keep forgetting to ask for the discount... they say the hair is the second thing to go... I just can't remember the first. But I do know this: I'm going to have to get lessons from some of you SH5 players about how to get up and down the ladders in the boat... Or else have someone do an elevator mod.