The Bilge - Page 40

Wolferz · 11-21-14, 04:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Well, may I wear my red xmas stockings with my Khaki shorts? In fact, I think we all should in Dec?

I'm also requesting to be Santa this year for our bilge Christmas party.

Granted!

You make the best Santa ever!

Aktungbby · 11-21-14, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Well, may I wear my red xmas stockings with my Khaki shorts? In fact, I think we all should in Dec?

I'm also requesting to be Santa this year for our bilge Christmas party.

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Granted
You make the best Santa ever!

I think you've got the job nailed

http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/santacross.asp ...by way of explanation!

Wolferz · 11-21-14, 03:15 PM

You're always number one in our book, Armistead.
No need to remind us.

Yes, I saw it before the morality police stepped in

But, hey, rules are rules.

Did the stone hurt when it bounced off your cranium?

Armistead · 11-21-14, 09:03 PM

Oh Boy! I'll really dress up nice all each of you can sit on my lap and tell me what you want! I'll have a large candy cane for each of you.......

Tango589 · 11-22-14, 07:42 AM

Have we got a chimney for Santa to come down?

swamprat69er · 11-22-14, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Tango589

Have we got a chimney for Santa to come down?

How about this?

Tango589 · 11-22-14, 09:37 AM

I know it's traditional (in the UK at least) to leave a mince pie and a drop of scotch for Santa and a carrot for Rudolph, but here in the Bilge, do you think he'll be ok with a drop of Bilge Brew a bowl of steaming hot stew?

swamprat69er · 11-22-14, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Tango589

I know it's traditional (in the UK at least) to leave a mince pie and a drop of scotch for Santa and a carrot for Rudolph, but here in the Bilge, do you think he'll be ok with a drop of Bilge Brew a bowl of steaming hot stew?

The hot stew would warm the cockles of his heart.

He would probably drink anything with alcohol in it.

Tango589 · 11-22-14, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by swamprat69er

He would probably drink anything with alcohol in it.

That'll explain why his nose and cheeks are rosy red.

Aktungbby · 11-22-14, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by swamprat69er

The hot stew would warm the cockles of his heart.

He would probably drink anything with alcohol in it.

Especially at Armistead's li'l dogpatch! " ya' better not shout; ya' better not pout" translates to " ya better be still"!

swamprat69er · 11-22-14, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

Especially at Armistead's li'l dogpatch! " ya' better not shout; ya' better not pout" translates to " ya better be still"!

Nice still! Are you giving out samples?

Armistead · 11-22-14, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by swamprat69er

Nice still! Are you giving out samples?

Yes, I'm giving out samples....

swamprat69er · 11-22-14, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Yes, I'm giving out samples....

Does everyone in your neck of the woods have a still in their back yard?
Or is it only people with a good creek running through?

Armistead · 11-22-14, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by swamprat69er

Does everyone in your neck of the woods have a still in their back yard?
Or is it only people with a good creek running through?

Honestly, still a lot around, most people have a quart or two in the house, but no one knows exactly where it comes from

Wolferz · 11-22-14, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Honestly, still a lot around, most people have a quart or two in the house, but no one knows exactly where it comes from

Rookies.

In Kentucky you find those old ring neck gallon jugs.
Let me tell ya, that shine burns all the way down.

11-21-14, 03:15 PM	#588
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Armistead is a rock magnet... You're always number one in our book, Armistead. No need to remind us. Yes, I saw it before the morality police stepped in But, hey, rules are rules. Did the stone hurt when it bounced off your cranium? __________________ Tomorrow never comes Last edited by Wolferz; 11-21-14 at 03:35 PM. Reason: Saying what needs to be said.

11-21-14, 09:03 PM	#589
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Oh Boy! I'll really dress up nice all each of you can sit on my lap and tell me what you want! I'll have a large candy cane for each of you....... __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

11-22-14, 07:42 AM	#590
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	Have we got a chimney for Santa to come down? __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

11-22-14, 09:37 AM	#592
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	I know it's traditional (in the UK at least) to leave a mince pie and a drop of scotch for Santa and a carrot for Rudolph, but here in the Bilge, do you think he'll be ok with a drop of Bilge Brew a bowl of steaming hot stew? __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...