Most stupid thing I have done in SH3

[eLNuko]

Hi all!

I think it is time to share our stupid stories... Like crash diving in ports, blowing up tanks under surface ships and etc.

[Dowly]

When I started playing SHIII, I sank my boat dozens of times when I crashed to pier when returning from patrol.

[Sir Big Jugs]

Originally Posted by Dowly

When I started playing SHIII, I sank my boat dozens of times when I crashed to pier when returning from patrol.

And then you told Bernard to clean his glasses?

[HunterICX]

No Brewster,

Dowly kicked bernhard out of his boat...and since then Bernard is screwing us up....he's an nightmare to have in ur Uboat while shaddowing an Convoy...especially when you pull the safety off ur Torpedo Launch controlls

[Sir Big Jugs]

Originally Posted by HunterICX

No Brewster,

Dowly kicked bernhard out of his boat...and since then Bernard is screwing us up....he's an nightmare to have in ur Uboat while shaddowing an Convoy...especially when you pull the safety off ur Torpedo Launch controlls

Yours must be a FORGERY!

Bernard is in my boat, and though he dies every time he still is there!!!

[HunterICX]

Brewster,

Dowly is an nice guy, but believe me
He could have an Secret German Lab, where he cloned Bernhard 100 Times and he spread them out with just one goal

''One Bernhard on Each U Boat, To Screw them all!''
(Lord of the Rings Background Music)

Originally Posted by eLNuko

Hi all!

I think it is time to share our stupid stories... Like crash diving in ports, blowing up tanks under surface ships and etc.

Welcome aboard; but if you're going to ask something like that shouldn't you start with one of your own (especially when you said "our" stupid stories)?

[slow_n_ez]

Mine was just recently ... My flak gunners were having a ball dropping constant incomming Sunderland search planes .. every so often that little screen poped up saying " Aircraft spotted sir " which I always clicked " attack " or whatever it says ..
I was down below of course checking for any damage when I got that warning screen and didn't bother to read it.. Just clicked to have them attack it.... heard my deck gun going off and run up to the deck to see a destoyer bearing down on me about 2000 meters away firing like mad with my deck gunners all dead and one flak gunner wounded and about 30 % hull damage ..... I at least got away after a crash dive and some quick turns and decoys launched ............

[eLNuko]

Well, its surfacing incident with me also: stupid B. suggested surfacing in the middle of some port in England at dawn (after I fired all my fish into two T2s and two C2s) to finish rest of docked ships with a deck gun.... But I was almost instantly hit hard by shore turrets... Almost got killed, but managed to get out (H.I. <50%)...

[enaceo]

Although my crew is always checked for Bernard,he somehow managed to slip in some time ago...i let him in charge of the command-room after i had just raided a port in England.Looks like Bernard had no ideea of the sub-nets in the area,and when he hit them he thought that a warship had fired on us ,and,he decided to crash-dive ,but he neglected to ask for the depth under the keel ,that was about 20 m ,so you might imagine what the result was.After we managed to get home,bernard took a long walk off a short pier.

[CptGrayWolf]

Mine must be firing topedos at nothing. I keep hiting the Enter key to get out of time compression .
This is the way it's done in CAOD (still the best U-boat sim to date).
So I can imagine what this would be like in real life:

-Nice calm sea, in the middle of the Atlantic, all is quite-
Kaleun: ''Fire a torpedo.''
WO: ''Sir?''
Kaleun: '' yes, fire a torpedo now. ''
WO: '' But...errr...ok...''

[Oleif]

forget i was diving untill its too late > (

[Rhodes]

So is Bernard our Davy Jones? Our Flying Dutchman, demon from the depths?Evil Curse???

[spork542]

Hm, most stupid thing I have done?:hmm: Probably running out of fuel in the middle of the atlantic. Of course, that was the end of that career.

[Wilko]

snuck into Scapa Flow past the patroling DD's and found a nice Revenge class BB and got all 5 torps into her and then silently made my way back out all the while with a smug smile when I got to the entrance again all of a sudden I'm taking damage and have broached the surface, turns out there is a net there somehow I'd snuck past it on the way in and was oblivious of it until it was to late, those lighthouse thingies armed are they :hmm: cause I was shelled and then one of the outside DD's come boiling in and wham I was reading the dead screen.